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Zach Defense

@zachdefense.bsky.social
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Everyone expects the Zach Attack, no one expects the Zach Defense he/him

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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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cullen Forever! The Show The Movie @cullenforever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been bouncing between a few FEs this week in my free time to feel something and going from Engage to "Ike earnestly learns that slurs are bad" gave me whiplash
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Zach Defense @zachdefense.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Listening to Worlds Beyond Number while playing Ghost of Yotei and needing to pause Erika Ishii to hear what Erika Ishii is saying
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Zach Defense @zachdefense.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Extremely hyped for the Bingo Brawlers grand finals today. This is my superbowl www.youtube.com/watch?v=h76G...
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🔴Bingo Brawlers Live GRAND FINALS! Nuclearpastatom vs SeriousChallenges
YouTube video by Captain Domo
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
all the time dude
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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🍉PK Fennec | BISEXUAL Dapple the Doe Arc🍉 @p1k0qu33n.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Darkness Pauls @paulle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Hex Girls will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Hex Girls from Scooby-Doo
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Zach Defense @zachdefense.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
had a dream last night where I was having trouble getting to sleep, and I woke up tired this morning. that's just not fair...
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I WILL HAVE NO PART IN THE CURSED WHITE WOMAN DIAMOND
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Mellow Marz ⚡ Comms Open @mellowmarzart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ivo Moment 37
LET'S GOOOOOOO ROUGE
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Iszac! @iszacstartown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Metroid game looks sick
Drawing of Samus absorbing her enemy's power. The title says Metroid Girl Dinner instead of Metroid Ravenous
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/09/2026
⚔️🔥CAPTURE QUEST: CHARIZARD🔥⚔️ I have wanted to paint this for over a decade and spent the last year of my life fighting to bring it to the finish line. Please take a look, there is a lot to see
Gargantuan illustration of a charizard redesigned in the style of a monster hunter elder dragon. There are 4 hunters attacking him and their pikapalico is readying a voltorb bomb to throw. There is so much stuff in there, I spent a damn year on this. I'm exhausted.
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter went ape shit over these
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Zach Defense @zachdefense.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@shiningcrobat.bsky.social : "How did you not know Scott Pilgrim was named after the song? There's so many musical references." Me:"It's not like the characters' names are all references. You can't tell me that Young Neil is-" "Neil Young" "... goddammit"
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
im crying what the FUCK
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Zach Defense @zachdefense.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hearing about Duskbloods: Man this looks so cool, there's so many different characters to play and things to do! Playing Duskbloods: oh right i suck at souls pvp
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Billy S 🏳️‍🌈 @thebillys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me in 45 minutes when I'm playing Duskbloods and I meet a robotic military armoured Bloodsworn called Zork who says "greetings, i am Zork of Lowanro. do you know where I might find some virtue so I can obtain the moontears, who flow for one and one alone?"
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Zach Defense @zachdefense.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
who up dusking their bloods?
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Been reading previews for The Duskbloods and looks like Miyazaki and the team made some BULLSHIT (positive)
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m quite the catch
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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Anna Podedworna @akreon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sketch vs final
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Haley looking speechless in Big Brother 28
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I got to draw icons Emma Frost and Miss Piggy for this variant celebrating The Muppet Show's 50th anniversary! X-MEN UNITED #7, out September 30!
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River City Siren Press @rivercitysiren.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We have an #acquisitionupdate - @shiningcrobat.bsky.social has a fantastic book debuting in February 2027!
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Zach Defense @zachdefense.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Avi from Paranormasight saying "Now wait just a minute! I won't stand here and let my dumb joke actually become a salient point of discussion!"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Francesca Resta @niji707.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This week I had some time and I finally finished this fanart!! ❤️💪💪💪 I haven’t shared a new illustration in a long time, so this feels great! 💃 It’s Shallan from the Stormlight Archive 🥰 I hope you like her! ❤️❤️❤️ (Painted in Corel Painter)
Fanart of Shallan Davar from the Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#jimothy
A pastiche of the Dune poster, with Jimothy the short-spine raccoon in a cloak holding a sword, crossing sand dunes. The title reads RACUNE starring Jimothee Chalamet.
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em @darkoblivion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that
picture of a cow on some grassland imagining itself grazing on that same grass. it is captioned "executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this"
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rat dad ==> GATEway Fate @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh god oh fuck
A bluesky notification reading “Tonberry followed you”, from three minutes prior.  Their icon is a picture of a Tonberry from final fantasy, a weird little green dude in a brown robe with a featureless face consisting of only two yellow dot eyes.  It’s holding a lantern, for being spooky, and a knife (for ending your life). It offers me the option to follow the tonberry back, which is generally not how this works, but can be useful in getting through the ARR bonus dungeon Wanderer’s Palace (Hard).
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🎃 jamie 💜 @gecqua.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
im locking in
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the girls learn how to be polite
The PPG. Blossom is coaching them on manners.
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