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Owen

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-21- (He/Him) As a child I watched too much Garfield and Scooby-Doo and I think it honestly explains a ton

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Delaney Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No one Disneybounds the wicked. 🚨 Infinite Snow Productions is proud to present "HOW DISNEY (NEVER) GOT WICKED", live on YouTube NOW! 🚨
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Everything is terrible but here’s a picture of our very much-loved and much-missed old dog Darby being too lazy to get up after mail was dropped on him through the door-slot.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 26/05/2026
It’s so fucked up how I have so many people in my life who love me and care about me and want me to be happy and value my company. How am I supposed to brood under these conditions
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/04/2026
This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Just got WiFi, what’d I miss?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2026
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich theonion.com/report-oh-fuck-yeah-eg…
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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internet bird @shoebill.moe · 23/02/2026
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
fuck monday
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 02/01/2026
A lot of people talk about “But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!” and for good reason but personally speaking my favorite line read in that movie is the sheer joy he has as he yells “HAHA. I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM”
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Finley @goodboyfinley.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It just ‘sploded! I have no idea what happened #DogsOfBluesky
Finley, a VERY INNOCENT, medium sized light brown dog with darker brown markings a reddish nose and hazel eyes lays on a grey fuzzy carpet. In front of his front paws is a yellow corn, cob shaped toy and fluff surrounds his legs.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 01/11/2025
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
THATS RIGHT BABY ITS TIME TO WATCH HOUSE AGAIN (the 70s japanese horror movie)
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
We’re just innocent men
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/10/2025
I kicked my feet on starting Absolute Batman because the basic premise of “brick shithouse Batman from an evil universe created by Darkseid” sounds like a recipe for some edgelord bullshit but then actually reading it, it’s not a deconstruction but some absolute 100% Batman ass Batman
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 05/10/2025
DO NO HARM
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Visibly disappointed at the cat cafe because I thought the employees would be cats
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.
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cécile @haraiva.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
getting hit by a tram and being instantly isekai'd to a wondrous fantasy world called the hospital
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
getting my brain fried trying to watch the undertale stream while also in a room with my friends who put on the mask (1994). i may short circuit before the end of the night
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Eyecager Sketchbook @amberbladejones.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Happy Premiere Day Everyone! #KnightsOfGuinevere
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 17/09/2025
A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
wow undertale 10 Year
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cor @ workin @heyitscorinth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
supercut of lines from the Streamline dub of Mamo that i think about often
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Delaney Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
obviously the foremost pressing issue with Little Wizard Boy HBO remake is the TERF money but on a far lesser note, the language of “we’re FINALLY telling the complete story” rings hollow when you remember all the unsuccessful trend chasers that failed so bad they did eventually necessitate tv shows
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
okay im thinking of naming the mecha yuri stuff "Flowersteel" how are we on that
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 30/08/2025
We are so excited to announce the voices behind Knights of Guinevere! Shoutout to all these talented actors who will be bringing the show's terror to life! 👑💙
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
SHE'S AWAKE #KoG #KnightsofGuinevere
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/08/2025
A few years ago, Crunchyroll closed RightStuf completely, replacing it with their own Crunchyroll online store. However, in doing so, they failed to renew the deal RightStuf had with Sunrise to distribute Gundam on Blu-Ray, meaning that now basically all Gundam series are out of print
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Delaney Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
turned on disney’s descendants during work and i’m walking away with so many questions that it’s actually put me in a better mood than the film itself
insane implications of the descendants universe which i’m not trying to be a pedant about to justify thinking the film was just kind of cringe and bad but seriously, what the fuck:

- the villains have all been sent away to a magic-free prison island which seems to be kept in a state of perpetual economic struggle and everyone on the nice side of the river is really chill with this
- contrarily, everyone in the good kingdom is loaded as FUCK, even shang and mulan who were definitely well off but not royal family rich by modern standards; this is an important distinction to make because this world operates on modern tech and economic policies- speaking of which, maleficent keeps her spellbook in a beat up fridge
- also every disney character on either side of the moral binary is a dogshit parent as it turns out because most of their kids are colossal assholes
- seemingly jafar’s takeaway from the events of aladdin was that rather than conniving and coming up with underhanded longterm schemes even harder (which did actually work out for him!) he simply needed to be stealing more
- maleficent is old money evil. generational wealth evil
- the movie is a musical but also, “be our guest” is a song that exists in universe- france exists (whether china exists is debatable because seriously, mulan and shang named their daughter lonnie????)
- also yeah mulan, sleeping beauty, and 101 dalmatians have apparently all happened concurrently enough in world history for their kids to all be the exact same age and go to school together
- simultaneously, dopey at some point had sexual intercourse and/or donated sperm for artificial insemination
- ben figures out mal love spelled him and this was apparently in his opinion just a cute way for her to make the first move
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
sparkling water #susantaxpayer
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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imagine a world where the word 'hungry' was swapped with 'gumby. it might go something like this:

ME: whens dinner i'm sooo gumby
MY MOM: soon dear. go wash your hands
HUNGRY THE GREEN CLAYBOY: listen to your mother son
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2025
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
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Shannon Strucci @strucci.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
From the Asinine Lupin podcast a few years ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
it takes me very little exposure to danny mcbride shows to start talking like a danny mcbride character
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Background paintings by Shichiro Kobayashi for Angel's Egg (1985), dir. Mamoru Oshii, Studio Deen
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Mantiscorner @mantiscorner.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Best friends forever #superman #supermanmovie #krypto
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kris anka @kristaferanka.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with the words yes very good below him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words yes very good below him
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
i thought this was really brave of kotaku
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rez @irrezolut.com · 06/07/2025
new towel who dis
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.
A panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic.  Calvin's mom, eating dinner, says "Life could be worse, Calvin."  Calvin, clearly upset, his mouth huge says "Life could be a lot BETTER too!"
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 05/07/2025
Gonna go stop by Orc city for some things. I swear to god, I hope it’s not smoldered and burned down from the Orc Wars by the time I get there
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
"The Nazis... imagined their targets would self-deport. Once the myth of self-deportation collapsed, they turned to more punitive measures. On Tuesday, Noem similarly noted the Everglades camp was meant to frighten immigrants into self-deporting. 'If you don’t,' she said, 'you may end up here.'"
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Opinion | Don’t call it ‘Alligator Alcatraz.’ Call it a concentration camp.
This facility’s purpose fits the classic model, and its existence points to serious dangers ahead for the country.
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