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Valeria

@yogurlval.bsky.social
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Tomate tu cafecito, eat a pommegrant, disobey men, enjoy the books you read.

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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Party TIME!!!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
be a dear and fetch my emotional support party size bag of Cheetos
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Days in the 70s and nights in the 50s coming. Time to turn the AC off and open the place up. When I turned it off I could have sworn I heard the AC unit gently say "Sweet Jesus thank you!"
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M.E.H. @mehoward.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I am interrupting your doom scrolling to show you some lichen under my macro lens. Okay, carry on.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@ggooooddddoogg

i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library
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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Happy Caturday. For Danny xx
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yup
photograph of a rectangular outdoor sign or small billboard mounted on a pole against a pale sky. The sign features a dark background with bold, white serif text formatted like a letter.

The message on the sign reads:

"Dear MAGA,

One day your grandchildren will lie and say you weren't - out of shame.

Love,
History"
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 15/04/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/04/2026
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We're welcomed with rain clouds and perfect weather.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I cant sit still to save my life sometimes so watching my toes get dried is pure pain
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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ (SIDE BANGS, Halloween Edition) @sidebangsmusic.com · 13/12/2025
Some medicine works wonders for some people and makes others extremely ill, including side effects such as becoming so nauseous you can’t eat and wanting to jump off a bridge, our bodies are not the same, and that’s ok!
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Ive had enough and itd not noon yet
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
In my pink era 💕
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Nearly HALF of all consumer spending in the US is done by the top 10%, so I know we're not immediately jumping to conclusions and ranting at the bottom 50% blaming them for big black Friday numbers. Right? RIGHT?
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The record gliding isn't the most remarkable thing about this creature.
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With winged legs, orchid mantis sets gliding record
Camouflaged like a flower, these predators also have a getaway trick
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If youre in #nwa and have your #armmj!
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Katseye's Gabriela is this generations Jolene.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Fucking time blindness
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
TOP 10 FOOD CHAIN LIES bell made of tacos king made of burgers house made of pancakes factory made of cheesecake bees made of apples hut made of pizza queen made of dairy wings made of wild buffalo garden made of olives barrel made of crackers
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
She wants nail polish but not on her nails... gotta love the mini
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
You know the nervous poops after an interview? Yeah I'm there
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I am not a morning person and it shows
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Mercury retrograde be going hard!
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Underrated tweet.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Firing the prosecutor of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t make the problem go away. It intensifies awareness of a coverup.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Happiness Over Everything
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The amount of younglings that don't understand what an Arnold Palmer is makes me giggle and question their parents' parenting.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
My favorite thing is seeing the elderly at the dispensary like they didnt try to say it was the devil's lettuce
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/07/2025
Hot take: Young men “playing video games all day” deserve access to health insurance too. In a humane society everyone should have access to health care regardless of who they are or what they do. We should be expanding health insurance coverage, not kicking people off it.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
By and large, he will always be my favorite person 💚💚
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I don't think I've given myself time to process this move... I'm grieving yet not.
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Michelle Moore @trebula.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Tolkien Universe @tolkienuniverse.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
He played a dwarf while towering over half the cast. 😂
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 18/06/2025
Wow. Lenacapavir, a twice-yearly shot that prevents HIV spread was just approved by the FDA. The problem? Due to government cuts to Medicaid, PEPFAR, and Global Fund, it's unlikely this game-changing drug will reach the many people who need it most in the US and globally.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The amount of 🧊 agents in nwa alone is atrocious.
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 04/06/2025
No greater feeling than heading to bed and asking a cat to join you and they just do. Real lucky stuff here.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If my man's not worried, neither am I. 😎
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Why is my Lyft driver reviewing my account? Young sir... I'm just trying to get to work 😂
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Not me being bullied by the book I'm reading 😭 damn mango rolls
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 27/05/2025
Aside from the fact that anyone can get seriously ill from COVID, a key point they are deliberately hiding when removing access is that COVID vaccines reduce transmission. People choose to get vaccinated to protect other people. It is wrong and harmful to take that choice away.
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I have come to terms that most men can't differentiate between the Roaring 20s and 60s Civil Rights Movement. Go figure. Thanks #Rauw for making it obvious
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Valeria @yogurlval.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
When you get told you look 27 🥰🥰
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/05/2025
ME, seeing something new that glows in the dark for the bajillionth time: whoa cool! that glows in the dark
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 11/05/2025
Happy Mother's Day! For everyone trying to do right by their kids, to make a better world for them to grow up in, and to empower them to find joy, curiosity, appreciation, compassion & empathy - it might not always feel that way, but you're doing GREAT. All the love and celebration to you today!
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