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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
“Relax, I’m not gonna fly off the handle or anything like that, but I am just a bit curious as to why you chose not to see this film.” — Tom Cruise
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Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger'
WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the n...
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 2026 Mariners have officially been eliminated from postseason contention
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm gonna come back from universal studios with too much minions stuff
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Empire Magazine @empiremagazine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE 🪩 Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew is a rock inspired fantasy nodding to David Bowie and The Who. “Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she tells Empire. “And rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.” Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
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Indie Discotheque @indiediscotheque.com · 13/09/2026
🎵 Modest Mouse - Barstool Blues feat. Califone 🎧 picked by Chris
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Modest Mouse - Barstool Blues feat. Califone
Listen to this h0t track on youtube
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.com/savannah-bananas-comme…
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Titan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🥂 KISS SLAY REPLAY by Rachel Harrison is out today! Every wedding guest’s worst nightmare is on repeat in this monstrous, gripping, heartfelt time loop horror story about love, loss, and moving on. 💒🔪 Join us to celebrate these killer nuptials on the UK & Ireland tour! bit.ly/4ebrhMc
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton donated a million bucks to fund the Moderna COVID vaccine. RIP www.theguardian.com/music/2020/n...
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Dolly Parton partly funded Moderna Covid vaccine research
The country music icon’s $1m donation supported the latest breakthrough by Moderna and several research papers
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the wrong people keep dying!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Little League World Series Game Turned Off Due To Neither Team Having Big Fat Kid theonion.com/little-league-world-se…
Little League World Series Game Turned Off Due To Neither Team Having Big Fat Kid
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hayden Panettiere's death has me gutted. What an unbelievable talent, crushed by an industry that sexualized her since she was a kid, then made fun of her when she struggled with addiction. How many women are we gonna do this to?! RIP, you absolutely colossal talent who deserved so much more.💔💔
Hayden😭Hayden💔
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-fil-a-raptured
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
quick shout out to my little Penny darling for getting an emergency (likely just a UTI) in the MIDDLE of the week instead of friday/the weekend. truly, thank you Penny (she'll be fine she just needs some antibiotics)
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Stephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 01/08/2026
Coolest couch. $10,000. But you’d never have to watch a scary movie alone again.
A couch that’s also a gorilla.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Jake Mailhot @jakemailhot.com · 20/07/2026
The Mariners face off against the Reds this week. Cincinnati has been the worst team in baseball since the beginning of May, but the M's still need to prove they can take care of business against teams like these. Series preview for @lookoutlanding.bsky.social: www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...
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Redlegs: Mariners vs. Reds Series Preview
The Mariners take on the Reds to wrap up this homestand.
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Detritus Books @detritusbooks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Need a new fridge magnet to remind your friends/family/roommates of our most basic principles?
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
if bryce harper has 0 haters, it means i'm dead
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP Sam Neill
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thank you for everything, Sam Neill. Truly a fearlessly singular performer who gave us fans so much. 🖤
Sam Neill in IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS. Sam Neill in JURASSIC PARK.Sam Neill in POSSESSION. Sam Neill in EVENT HORIZON.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 12/07/2026
Goodbye Sweaty - Lindsay Graham, 1955 to 2026
Goodbye sweaty Lindsay Graham meme and honestly it’s kind of indescribable? There’s a erotic minion and a brat sticker and a confederate flag bikini and sonic and stuff
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
ohhhh my cute babies ❤️😭
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Randy Arozarena will go to the IL. His MRI showed inflammation. With Luke Raley out tonight with back tightness, the org is scrambling - they're selecting Curtis Washington Jr.'s contract for tonight, as Everett is at home, but Connor Joe has also been pulled from Tacoma's lineup.
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
DUMB GAMES ONLY
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think about this Tweet a lot.
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Marcy @marcythewarrior.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anthony Stewart Head will always be a real one for this. RIP www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...
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Heartwarming story of Buffy's Giles going out of his way for a young trans fan
Tired: J.K. Rowling supporting a woman with anti-trans views. Wired: Buffy actor Anthony Stewart-Head quietly going above and beyond for his trans fans.
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
we need more punk goes pop i think!
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Titan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We are thrilled to see that THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER by Stephen Graham Jones is the winner of the 2026 Locus Awards for Best Horror Novel! Congratulations @stephengrahamjones.com! 🎉
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 26/05/2026
First poster for Jane Schoenbrun’s ‘TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA’. • Starring Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder • Follows a director rebooting a slasher film who is obsessed with the actor who played the “final girl” in the OG film
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
thats california's world famous burger
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
IMPORTANT IMPORTANT this year’s SAFe “Take Meowt to the Ballgame” night includes an Andrés and Matilda bobblehead!
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Seattle Mariners are calling up their top prospect, SS/3B Colt Emerson. INF Brendan Donovan to the 10-day IL.
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Bob Nightengale @bnightengale.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Seattle Mariners are promoting top infield prospect Colt Emerson to the majors.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
a bag of m&ms marked as "family size" is a social construct
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S. theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohta…
Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Stephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 09/05/2026
I know a certain vampire who would find this unacceptable:
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
category is: Bryan Woo is disgusted with you, your family, your ancestors, your future issue, your whole general deal
Bryan Woo is disappointed in youBryan Woo is mad at you and he's going to Neck Vein about itBryan Woo wants you out of his sightBryan Woo wonders what you thought you were accomplishing here, exactly?
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/05/2026
This is Gemini. She's at the vet because she keeps flying away. Luckily it's just a harmless case of airplane ears. 12/10 (IG: apolloandgem)
a little black and white corgi puppy sits on the stainless steel table at a vet’s office. the wall behind her is a vibrant cyan, contrasting the silhouette of her big black ears sticking out at a diagonal angle. her eyes are somewhat plaintive or concerned as she waits to hear her diagnosis, and a burnt orange leash hangs down over the edge of the table, presumably to catch her if she starts to float off again.
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Seattle was treated to a charming, palate cleansing Mariners victory on Star Wars Night. lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...
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Mariners stick to the script, author delightful 5-4 win against Braves
Everyone sticks to the script on Star Wars night
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/05/2026
RFK Jr. Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant
RFK Jr. Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
settling in to watch five nights at freddys, i hope ozzie and penny don't get too scared
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bliss is taking reps at third base
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i love when supervisors don't get on the same page about a process and then I end up having to redo a task THREE TIMES!!!!!
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Yesenia @yeseniaa.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i slept on this book for far too long. just finished it and already wish i could read it again for the first time app.thestorygraph.com/books/0c4ca7...
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Devolution: A Firsthand Account of the Rainier Sasquatch Massacre by Max Brooks
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER - The #1 New York Times bestselling author of World War Z is back with ...
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