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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 10h
this was the best part of pokemon colosseum
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 21h
i just discovered not only did i quote an old-ass post, i had in fact quoted it months ago *with the same opinion.* it's over for me. i'm finished
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when coming up with a premise for any roleplay, you need to seriously consider if it would do better as a freeform play-by-post or LARP than in any particular system, and if it would, do that and don't feel ashamed about it
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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Don't you have enough plushies?" When does man have his fill of air in his lungs? When does a fish have their fill of water to swim through? Should I deprive myself of the sunlight forevermore because I've had enough? Think before you speak.
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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[Christopher M. Federico] @chrispps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
astute political gambit, sir
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ME: Alakazam, use Nasty Plot! ALAKAZAM: Okay, I started a war in the Middle East then selectively timed leaks suggesting a ceasefire during certain market hours so we can make bank off insider trading. ME: That's not... God. What's wrong with you? TYRANITAR: You mind if I just knock him out now?
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 - ℑ𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔞𝔦𝔷𝔢 𝔐𝔢, ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫! @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i feel left out of fandom conversations a lot because it always seems like, the same five fandoms, and none of them are mine
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Party of One Podcast @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Party of One Episode 500: The Creation of Wonder with A Bunch of My Friends How do you celebrate 500 episodes of your podcast? By inviting 37 of your friends to help celebrate by telling the story of a 20-year TTRPG campaign turned into a multimedia rock opera cinematic experience. Party On, yall.
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500 - The Party of One Episode 500 Spectacular (The Creation of Wonder with A Bunch of My Friends) - Party Of One
To celebrate 500 episodes(!) of the show, I sat down with a bunch of my friends to play The Creation of Wonder by Eve Golden-Woods. We told the story of The Singularity Cycle, Phase I. The Blade of th...
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I enjoy how in many depictions of the Incredible Hulk, he needs to make several (relatively) short hops before bounding over the horizon, as though triple jumping like in Super Mario 64 is actually how it works for him.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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ななこ☆ @nanasoni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Pinakin @pinakin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think the old Wendy’s social media manager feels like Oppenheimer rn
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i think people should mentally prepate for the possibility that Trump does nothing about the midterm bc he doesn't give a shit about the party AND that this does NOT mean It Can Only Good Happen
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sorry if I sound like I'm going insane, but this is an excerpt from the actual academic writing I do for my actual respectable university as an actual political scientist in training and I'm just not sure if I can fucking take it anymore.
The resulting coarsening of elite conservative discourse is notable. Twenty years ago, it would have been a scandal if a major defense contractor and Republican donor publicly endorsed the retrograde opinions on gender relations offered by “@cumlasagna1.” Yet Elon Musk’s embrace of “@cumlasagna1” did not even make the headlines on December 15, 2025 as the primary political story of the day was President Trump appearing to take credit for inspiring the assassination of Princess Bride director Rob Reiner and Reiner’s wife due to their liberal activism. (The president’s conclusions may have been premature. Reiner’s son-in-law would later be charged with the crime and police state they believe a personal dispute rather than political disagreement was the primary motive.) All of this has clear implications for who gets to be an expert and how expertise gets to be legitimated in conservative national security discourse. Given his agreement with a profane Garfield themed far-right social media account’s stance on the cognitive capabilities of women, it is unlikely that all else being equal, a female spacepower strategist or aerospace engineer would have her suggestions taken as seriously as one of her male counterparts by the influential Republican defense contractor. It also broadens the range of potential policy outcomes, which in turn has
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/09/2026
9YO LUKE SKYWALKER: Hey Uncle Owen, what did my dad do for a living? OWEN LARS: {drunk and panicking} That piece of shit? He uhhh was a navigator on a spice freighter. He ran drugs. He was slinging spice all over the Outer Rim. Flew the shipments like a fuckin mule. Cops shot him and he deserved it
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 22/09/2026
Has your loved one recently gotten into Warhammer 40,000 and now wants to talk to you about their new obsession? Don't worry, you don't have to leave them anymore! I am going to give you a handy guide to the 40K universe and factions so you know what they mean when they sound like a crazy person.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this election cycle i've taken to checking the generic ballot once a month and avoiding play-by-play coverage and i've noticed i'm a lot more emotionally stable that way
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nobody: Ocelot when you call him on the codec during MGSV: Sheeps in that region go "baa"
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
are tv ad breaks way longer now or have i just not watched cable in a while
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Strife / Petra @csstrife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nods nods
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the part of Coyote Vs. Acme that most struck me was how when the Big Conspiracy That Will Change Everything is finally revealed to the world, nobody cares. what do you mean this was gonna be a 2022 movie. that's so incredibly 2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
anyway congratulations to Calvin’s Dad on diesel prices
Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad hopes gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 18/09/2026
Kid: Dad... why do you have to work every day?
Dad: To buy good toys, kids.
Kid: But our toys suck.
Dad: MINE DON'T! AHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAAH (pictured: a bunch of WH 40,000 miniatures)
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
which universe is steven universe
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VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Game: Pokemon Nap Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: Inferno Games Uploaded on: June 4th, 2009
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Eris @isolyth.dev · 18/09/2026
"Pope gifted green orb" "Trump threatens EU over Canada" "Chipotle partners with Palantir" What the fuck is going on anymore they're just making this shit up now
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hearts of Iron is literally the same game as Pokémon Rangers. It's a game about drawing circles. That's what you do. Everything else is just bullshit to sell the game to unhinged Balkan ultranationalists, transsexuals, and Trump supporters.
a circle gets drawn around Charizarda circle is drawn around U.S. troops
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
man what do you even say anymore
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
very glad to hear gavin newsom has banned robo-glonzos
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
honestly Meridia can you not rn
Pope Leo being gifted Meridia's Beacon
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 18/09/2026
dudes rock www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/w...
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Can Two Friends Complete a Game No One Has Ever Finished? (Gift Article)
The Campaign for North Africa, a staggeringly complicated World War II board game, has stymied players for decades. Now two guys in England are giving it a serious go.
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
modern authors: "noooooo don't write a prologue! everyone just skips it anyway!" tolkien: "fuck you. read my entire hobbit lore doc."
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this pitch worked out super well for Biden
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XionKuriyama 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @xionkuriyama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
is this good chat
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sometimes I do think understanding Trump is as simple as “Things that are good or moral in an uncomplicated way must be destroyed.”
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
trying to remember the name of that transfem reimagining of spider-man after suffering a massive stroke
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I will not say a sarcastic thing that will make people yell at me. I will not insert myself into disputes uninvited. I will not lecture people who do not want to listen. I will not exacerbate the anger and anxiety of others. I will write this down to hold myself to it. Then I will get dinner.
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