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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love when a lesbian has a little handkerchief collar like their a dog who gets to live on a farm

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Andromeda @affinetyped.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A blue collar working class trans woman in the trades (depicted as a cute kitten in an orange hard hat) sips at her white monster next to a 3 for $8 monster energy deal. In her mind are thoughts of her partners at home who make it all worth it, an unemployed (but incredibly important to the community and function of the household) princess (depicted as a tabby cat in a tiara and a bed of flowers) and a nonbinary software engineer (depicted as a black cat wearing the same witch hat fae wears to work including on slack calls).

She is having a rough day but the thought of getting her wives out of Kansas City and to Sacramento drives her, drives all of them forward day to day. This is depicted by a flutter of lesbian hearts above their heads showing the love they have for each other and how much it helps them make it through the day

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026

Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”

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Spooky Rena @renabun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hank: and now he's got these robots coming out of his head- Bill: -I've heard of this Hank. There's this crazy Vespa woman. Boomhauer: Tell y'what man flcl don't know fooly cooly er fooly carah Dale: What they won't tell you Hank is about the eyebrows, the eyebrows block her from getting to you.

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Zel 🌈 @birdshaped.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

gater!!!

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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Charlotte Counterattack @dykeanthrope.dog · 21/09/2026

How do they know what i call my dick???

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Nol Malone ☭ @nolmalone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's like liberals have forgotten ww2. Fashists pick off the edges of a population until they are the majority, and then come for everyone else. You should protect minority populations out of moral fortitude, but, failing that, do it out of self interest.

A post from @jane@meangirls.online says, '"you're not the only one in danger!" you're right, but if you're going to toss me to the wolves i'm dragging you down with me. fuck you, you can enjoy the camps with me.
3/9'

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think cis people do not understand that when we say “this will harm trans people” it’s because we are in communities that is constantly doing collective suicide watch for each other, and most of us know multiple people that did not make it. if we say “this will harm kids” we mean “kids will die”

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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

every day liberals treat elections like the trolley problem while simultaneously fundamentally opposing anyone who says “maybe we should derail the trolley instead of letting it kill people?” because they have some shares in the trolley company and derailing is more expensive

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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Her: "Oh my god I love what you're doing with your fingers" Me:

Miss Casey giving a Wellness Session in Severance. Subtitle says "please try to enjoy each sex act equally"

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 15/09/2026

i regularly feel like i died during covid or something and nothing is actually real anymore.

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Exigent Wifeguy 🌕⛓️‍💥🪼 @xenomilph.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Congrats to Samus Aran for living her truth as an MtFtM (male-to-female-to-metroid)

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

All this time later and I still can't believe we lost those two beautiful uniquely American monuments. Miss you so much Dolly.

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Everyone else: Samus Aran eats people now, woag, that's so cool Me: Samus Aran knows how to do a Rider Kick now

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Exigent Wifeguy 🌕⛓️‍💥🪼 @xenomilph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What a great day for vampire girlfriend x space-dragon girlfriend lesbians

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Laffodile @laffodile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

picture of a fountain bust with water coming from neck, supposed to be a vampires victim

artist (IG _water_works) has locked comments and pinned “IT’S NOT CHARLIE KIRK”

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Yariku Takegawa! 🔜 MFF‼️ @yariku.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Deep in horny posting territory like “wouldnt it be hot if a hunter was so good at taming that he could make a Druid in wildshape obey commands on animal instinct” and my friend politely informed me I reinvented pet play

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M Zakharuk @ Read ATTACK DOGS @mzakharuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You can transition sexes now and it's making ppl lose their minds and torch medicine itself. We'd rather have measles and die in childbirth again

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Exigent Wifeguy 🌕⛓️‍💥🪼 @xenomilph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

tfw you're fucking around with a girl and she starts talking about something and 'Morphogenetic Sorrow' starts playing

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Exigent Wifeguy 🌕⛓️‍💥🪼 @xenomilph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Paradise Lost was beautiful and moving and everything everyone said about it, but Milton sure didn't seem to like women very much at all.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/08/2026

"Sure, this city isn’t near major job markets and doesn't have maintained roads, well-funded schools, or functioning emergency services, but it does have a series of dilapidated ranch houses located between a data center and a second data center that is currently on fire." buff.ly/03WTZvh

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Why Aren’t People Moving to This Town with Cheap Housing and Literally Nothing Else

“Sure, this city is in the middle of nowhere, isn’t near major job markets, and doesn’t have maintained roads, well-funded schools, or functioning emergency ...

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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/09/2025

antici

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day

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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I fucking log on hoping to see more beautiful tributes to Dolly Parton are you fucking KIDDING ME TIM CURRY WTF This sucks I hate this so much at least in 2016 we had a few months btwm Bowie and Prince what the actual fuck

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton and Tim Curry are the reverse Kissingers in terms of how I've seen people react

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

titties at half mast, everyone

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/08/2026

gentle parenting the god AI into understanding that probability isnt a real thing you can meaningfully apply to the past but more, like, a predictive measure applied to the uncertain future. all the while the most tragically under-bullied nerd insists it can existencemaxx by torturing ppl

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

im sorry if this offends but i believe that you are in fact capable of learning new things, improving your skills, becoming a better person, and having a happier life than you currently do.

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