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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite pro-communist fact about Pol Pot was that the CIA backed him and it was communist Vietnam that did regime change to him
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A thing driving me absolutely insane is the fascism about "fairness in girls sports" stuff us happening at the exact same time as sportsbook corruption is undermining competition at every level *including little league* and no one is doing shit about it
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People are always talking about how it sucks Surf Dracula doesn't touch a board until the last episode, but completely overlook how good the plot about the music industry stealing the Transylvania Twist from his band is. The vampiric weaknesses means surfing is deadly. He's contemplating suicide
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We need a mnemonic for major transneptunian objects for them to feel smart again
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonna be honest, was a little surprised MAWS season 3 didnt end with Superman teleporting Eradicator to King Kai's planet. This is on purpose, right? Someone connected to the show has said they are doing it on purpose?
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A surprisingly sharp and easily missed bit of satire in yani neko: the workers at the job placement service that sends the catpeople to work in low paying hazardous jobs are all humans, but they wear cat ear headphones as a how do you do fellow kids thing
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fandom: A Comics Quadrilogy (2021)
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MUSIC in the sky 19 different saudi guy Cmon get up feel the power Airplane hit the second tower Every boy and every girl War on terror in the world Dance to rhythm dance to dream Jet fuel can't melt steel beam!
Tweet from @travelinwitbri
"Now that this is making the rounds again, my favorite fun fact abt this video is finding out it wasn't filmed at an airport or something, but the fucking 9/11 memorial"
Followed by a screen geab of the viral video "every european dance song in the 90s"
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Kwisatz Hottie Rack @oksettledown.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Really fucked up a guy I follow for jokes and darkplace throwaway joke pfp casually drops a beautiful chamber composition
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@killjamesbond.bsky.social so will there be an episode/special for 007 First Light, the game that plays like probably the best James Bond movie?
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
So at the risk of explaining away the funny, this is jank of how Prodigal Sorcerer was translated to Spanish in alpha, as he has Sorcerer in the name, but is Creature - Wizard. And since Wizard and Sorcerer are distinct types, when they got the first Creature - Sorcerer, a new word was needed
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
An important skill neglected by an alarming number of people is "accuracy assessing why a person is bad and treating them accordingly." "A self aggrandizing twerp who sucks" is not the same as "a soulless money ghoul" is not the same as "a literal nazi" Accurately assessing your enemies matters.
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Okay. Guys, remember on Mad Men the "its toasted!"where we imply an insufficiency in our competition by staring at true but irrelevant fact about our product? What if we imply our competitors sell used product? So anyway our new ad copy is "for sale, baby shoes, never
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social as a fan of the series and foreknowledge of available sound drops from it, im making a formal recommendation of The Golden Spiders tv movie starring Maury Chaykin and Timothy Hutton
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I suppose I don't watch WWE so they aren't making decisions based on my opinions, but releasing the entire Wyatt Sicks does make me feel like they have even less to offer me than before Tony, pick these people up and do some spooky bullshit with them. They got an aesthetic I vibe with.
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
So what I'm hearing is that nuclear annihilation was averted and Trump is now negotiating with Iran. Hey, Netanyahu, you know that thing you always do during negotiations with Iran? This would be the one time it would be fuckin hilarious
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
For the holiday, I shall be posting MAD magazine style parody titles of video games
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No kings except King
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Other than Black and Tan and White Russian, are there other cocktails named after genocidal war criminals?
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Remember when the heroes were ex-confederates in space, and we just weren't supposed to acknowledge that the "freedom from alliance control" was represented at all junctures by the permission to have tiny colonies of robber barons, slavers and rapists, and we just weren't supposed to question that?
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Normally I find christian apologetics tedious, but it feels more and more like GK Chesterton was cooking with the "evil is always stupid and petty and shitty in exactly the same way and there is no such thing as an evil genius."
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Communism doesn't have an answer for [flaw that exists in all forms of government that Lenin spent 70000 words addressing]
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Question: is Bruce Wayne in the files? ANTI: hes not a pedophilic monster no matter what Fredric Wertham thinks PRO: he will do anything for the mission, which includes making the world think Bruce Wayne is a typical scumbag billionaire fuckboy
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I feel like we have ample evidence that since body cams and surveillance cameras just "happen" to be off or broken when accusations of misconduct occur we should have long moved to a presumption of malfeasance for officials. If you can't prove you didn't beat them, the city or fed can pay them 100k
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Has anyone checked to see if Epstein was also responsible for basically every porn video online being that offputting stepsister stuff?
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I dont know why people call the Bible honophobic. In context its clear Pontius Pilate is the bad guy when he calls Jesus and Icky Homo.
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The fact that Davos is full of european armed guards who are directing force at protesters and not one of them is even considering it is proof Europe has less of a leg to stand on than the Anerican civilians they're bitching at
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Love to see Europeans talk about the international order as if this isn't how it's always worked and they aren't a part of this system. This is, effectively, Texas asserting their having guns and loving Freedom more means they should own Liberty Island instead of New Jersey
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
What if Indiana Jones was an experimental archeologist so he just killed nazis with his knapped flint projects
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
"Freud was a hack with insane opinions that di not match reality" i say I see "boy mom tiktok" I revise my first opinion.
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"New RPG campaign, session 2 cancelled" Eat shit, Hemingway
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If I were an oil executive, would consider the IG Farben Trial convictions forbenefiting my portfolio at the behest of a rapidly declining pedophile and wonder if the potential prison time in the future would be worth the money now. Because at this point. There will HAVE to be a fall guy.
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So everyone saying "Maduro was bad but..." do you even have a source for that first part that isn't breathless quotes from be-lanyarded ghouls who will assert killing babies with fentanyl in colorado are among his very real crimes?
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Remember like a month ago when this administration tried to have a big show trial to charge a guy as a terrorist for throwing a sandwich and their fully made up evidence ended with an acquittal? A repetition would be very funny if dreadfully bleak
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Fun fact: despite basically unpersoning hundreds of sex workers and creative for the crime of drawing tits while queer, you can still use a Mastercard to pay your X checkmark verification fee after its been exposed as just a giant engine for producing revenge porn and CSAM. Wait that's not fun.
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
"So by the miraculous and studious works of our most learned chiurgeons, men born with the hearts and minds of women, or women with the hearts and minds of men, can have a body that suits them just as God almighty intended them." I say. "Woaw. Based" says Richard II Lionheart.
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My opposition to AI would disappear if it was relegated where it belongs: an art toy, like spirograph or a cat-piano for babies. Maybe once in a blue moon some weirdo does an installation with it to comment on the blurred line between play and expression, but nowhere connected to money or power
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social what constitutes "a festive song?" Can we get a ruling?
Magic the gathering catd Bog Humbugs, a 1B 1/1 insect creature with flying and "whenever bog humbugs deals  combat damage. Hum that many notes of a festive do g. If you can, put a+1/+1 counter on bog humbugs"
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,Fine Artist-painter sculptor Mc Goo @uncle57.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
"Actually it was 9th dimensional chess! I knew just releasing another report on abuses of migrants by this administration would just roll off everyone's backs, so I censored it to make people care about it!" ... "What do you mean 'Julius Streicher was executed for his crimes?' I'm nothing like him!"
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Them humiliate themselves trying to shot put or fence or swim the 100m at levels that by design will be worse than most high school level competition
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
A lot of people are rightfully dunking on the hunger games announcement, but are leaving out how much a competition of "one man and one woman from each state" would either be exactly one event, or suck incredibly bad. It takes a lifetime of training to be a top sprinter, and now we have to watch
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This economy is cooked, bro. I'm moving all my money into cowrie shells and small jade fragments
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Rabbi Ariel Stone @rabbiariel.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
devon_spier:
 And all it took to defeat Death was a Muslim fruit store owner in Bondi.
Our Neighbour.
Ahmed al Ahmed.
May we know his name.
Lift his name.
And preserve life in his name.
And may God Most High protect and heal him.
رَبِّي أَنِّي مَشَّنِي الضُّرُّ وَأَنْتَ أَرْحَمُ الرَّاحِمِينَ
Robbi annee massaniyad-durru wa-anta arhamur-raahimeen
My Lord. Indeed, adversity has touched me, and you are the Most Merciful of the merciful
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"My mon was unitarian but I was raised Jewish but im bahai but im buddhist" respectfully, pick a lane.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
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danielbdaylewis Paul Dano is one of the best and most talented actors of his generation.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
It is cool that whether it's landlords, doctors, or cops, there are whole private forums full of them that are occasionally breached and every single fucking post is like "guys this grandma is bothering me how do I legally kill her"
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The slogan "trans rights are human rights" is good, but in my estimation it does not go far enough. Human rights are trabs rights. If you do not have the legal and social right to assert your own identity in your own body, you do not meaningfully have other rights.
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karpad @karpad.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@pushinguproses.bsky.social so follow up question on the little guys? Do you think any will be fired and glazed in time for a holiday gift? What sort of price point are we looking at? I am interested in this
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