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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12h
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social · 12h
what’s great about this paragraph is that i think i could apply it to just about anything i’ve seen our trans elders do that i was initially perplexed by
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 11h
the cheese and cracker work desk snacker
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Varu "Ein" Foks @flyinghighfox.bsky.social · 23h
Today I'm going to become a cute little eeveelution
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🔞AMLOver @amlo-ver.bsky.social · 18h
Kim Pine
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 12h
u dont truly know humiliation til uve had to explain to ur drunk girlfriend that she is holding a full house and has won yet another round of cards despite not knowing the rules
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m @mjjii.com · 19h
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
those same things that would have repelled most others, they were the very magnets that thus drew me
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 14h
"the lands between" is philadelphia. "the realm of shadow?" honey, thats pittsburgh
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I keep laughing at this
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brah @monolithbrah.bsky.social · 17h
lydia tar
wrestling fan crying and saying "she's still real to me dammit"
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 15h
i want to thank miss valenti for bringing attention to this little known issue. darth maul showed up in episode 6 of my andor watch and he kicked my dick smooth off. be careful out there girls
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katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 15h
ribbed condoms dont even taste like ribs
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horns @yagihorns.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"hey, wake up." illustrations, all four parts
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
submitted by fluxer server member
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 19h
A fixed version of a collage I did displaying various Game Over logos in the shape of a tragedy drama mask.
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 17h
i didnt remember just how clocky the hex girls are omfg
hex girls
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is an instant classic quote graphic
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
and how long would it it take me to walk across the united states all alone
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◬ 鹿「 A S T R I N G E N T 」鹿 ◬ @astringent.online · 05/08/2025
same as it ever was
a woman dressed as sailor Uranus drunk and smoking a cig
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stephanieadler.bsky.social @stephanieadler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming at this
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #15 🍄
Panel 1: Audrey and Val are facing one another on the river bank, seemingly in the late afternoon. They're wearing their last respective outfits from the previous episode. Audrey is saying "Well, you live right near the corner store, right? I was thinking, when I get off work ... I could bring over some snacks and we could watch a movie or something."

Panel 2: Val has a strained expression and starts sweating, sucking in her lips, like she is trying really hard to decide what to say.

Panel 3: Audrey holds his hands up and says "Okay, yep, no. That's definitely the NO face. Say no more!"

Panel 4: Val looks to the side with a strained, nervous expression, replying "No, no, Audrey, it's just, I don't think my apartment is ... Ready for visitors."Panel 5: Audrey tilts his head and asks "Oh? What's up with it?" as Val turns her head away from his, sweating.

Panel 6: Val says "UH," rapidly swinging her head back to face Audrey but with his eyes lagging to the side, giving her time to think.

Panel 7: Val recalls her room, which is an absolute mess, empty pizza boxes, trash bags, socks, unopened mail, miscellaneous chargers, and stains littering the floor. The mattress has no cover, the trash bin is overflowing, and there's a single sound insulating foam panel on the wall behind the computer monitor. A sound of a fly buzzing emanates through the room.

Panel 8: "Black mold," replies Val, finally looking directly at Audrey.Panel 9: Audrey suddenly leans close to Val and balls his hands with a worried expression, yelling "BLACK MOLD?? Val, you CAN'T BE LIVING THERE!!" Val leans back a bit.

Panel 10: Val gives a thumbs up and a close-eyed nervous smile, saying "No no it's okay. I like ... wear a mask."

Panel 11: Audrey has a comedically sad expression, like a toddler who got told that magic isn't real. Water eyes, tensed chin, as if about to cry.

Panel 12: Val, by contrast, just has her brow furrowed in slight annoyance, asking "What."Panel 13: Audrey, still watery-eyed, begins speaking in a baby talk voice, saying "My besht fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowod."

Panel 14: Fisheye lens closeup of Val looking very unamused, brow still furrowed, the setting sun casting a hard shadow on half of the face. She says "Audrey. Audrey you know I hate the V-tuber baby voice."

Panel 15: Audrey raises his head and begins saying into sky, "OOWOWW DA BWACK MOWD IS" and Val interrupts him, hands together in a pleading gesture and eyes shut tight, saying "OKAY OKAY I'll call a mold specialist TODAY. And we can hang out tomorrow. No more ear terrorism."

Panel 16: With her hands still together, Val looks down towards the ground, her pupils hazy, as a bead of sweat rolls down her face. "God I am so f*cked," she thinks.
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𖢥 ฅ(•˕ •マ⟆ @roadkillblvd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cat hydra
Cat hydra regrowing her heads
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forming a militia devoted to chilling and having a nice time
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good trailcams
selfie of bunny throwin a peace sign walkin outdoors. its a lil outta focus hence the trailcam gag. its stickin its tongue out v cute and its middle finger is bandaged at the tip and bruises at the second knuckle
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
once again asking if they want or need a third
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"stroking off" means something very different across the pond. they use the phrase to mean "playing golf," which over there is a popular euphemism for masturbation
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 17/08/2026
i care about citations because … ✅ i want people to be able to verify that my work is correct so they can rely on it as a foundation for their own work (good, pro-social) ❌ i want the credit i’m owed for my thoughts and ideas because i had them first and everyone should know that (bad, degenerate)
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Jessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
released #art
A sketchbook page depicting a single eye lit dramatically from below. It is painted in many soft layers of color, from deep reds and purple to peach and blue-greens. The brown iris is being dragged vertically up the page, starting from the highlight. It's meant to mimick and morph into the direction of the light below but is only kind of successful
Painted in watercolor, colored pencil, and gouache
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Jessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
severing ties #art
Small sketchbook painting of a brown eye looking upward with a light source coming from our left. Her iris is being pulled up and flows past her lid to turn into black smoke trailing to the top of the page. The skin is painted in cloudy layers of a pinky peach tone, with some greens around the edges
Painted in watercolor, colored pencil, and gouacheSmall sketchbook painting of a very tired brown eye being smudged across the page. The skin is very warm and pink around the center, with pops of green and blue around the edges. The lower eyelid is being dragged down to show the fleshy interior, but the brown iris is smudged over it. The eyebrow is also lightly distorted. The smudges are directed in sharp, straight lines to the bottom right of the page
Painted in watercolor and colored pencil, with some gouache
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abandonment trauma fucking suuuuucks dawg wdym i miss people who im convinced no longer care for or about me (×.×)
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 20/08/2025
if you do 24 hour time you can have whatever sex you want to all day which is why the military does it that way
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Medical illustrations by Max Bröden
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thats as many as four tens. and thats terrible.
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every time i think of or hear the number forty i do think of this btw
when no one was looking lex luthor took forty cakes. he took 40 cakes. thats as many as four tens. and thats terrible.
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME WALK INTO MY MYSTERY STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
up too late again
pamila bondage fairies being sooooo fuckin cute w/ "IDIOT!" caption
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this one too
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my tits look so good in this pic waow
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do u girls think when my vagina is installed and finished Integrating ill be able to feel the Bass in it when i go to shows and stand too close to the speakers. i hope it can do that i bet it would feel so good for me and the speakers too. and hopefully the bassist also if she is hot (she will be)
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its not woke to touch dicks. this post has been fact checked by real music enjoyers
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State of St. Louis @stateofstlouis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The St. Louis Arch never looked better. Context in ALT text.
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 27/09/2026
Despite privately justifying these cuts as being caused by a lack of funds, the board has been using Foundation money to throw lavish, expensive parties for themselves that get covered in outlets like Vogue. www.vogue.com/slideshow/to...
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Inside the—Red Hot—Tom of Finland x Apparatus Holiday Affair
Tom of Finland Foundation marked its 41st anniversary inside Apparatus’ Garment District showroom.
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 27/09/2026
For more background on what's happening, I recommend visiting savetomhouse.info. A new board took over, stopped paying rent on the house, fired everyone, cancelled all programs, and moved much of the archive to an undisclosed location.
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Save TOM House – To show support for TOM house and developments with the Tom of Finland Foundation
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 27/09/2026
Open Letter to the Board of @tomoffinland.org, from former Artists in Residence We are deeply concerned by the lack of transparency and abrupt interruption of several programs, including the artist in residence program, by the current administration. archive.is/GvKuL
Open Letter to the Board of the Tom of Finland Foundation, from former Artists in Residence

https://archive.is/GvKuL
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mea tulpa ⛓️ @jokewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
girls my girlfriend made me a drink earlier and then kicked my ass at poker. now im home thinking about should i eat too much ice cream. yess
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 28/09/2026
demons tell the deepest truths and this is why they are feared
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