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Xaoc

@xaoc.bsky.social
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They/Them. Queer Eldritch Crochet Artist. Chaos magic, SFF, kink, community safety, tentacles, eyeballs, PGH, music, nonsense, queer friendly events for sexy people. Hail Eris. Dread Pope Rocket. My Etsy: www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisMPluto

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
• OLD ENGLISH: Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum, / þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon... • MIDDLE ENGLISH: Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, / The droghte of March hath perced to the roote... • EARLY MODERN ENGLISH: To be, or not to be, that is the Question: / Whether 'tis Nobler in the minde...
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a Discordian, I’m getting deeply invested in some of these plot lines (since my last post I have made it halfway through book eight) Also, lipstick was just put on a pig. Hail Eris!
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Amie Gillingham @aimkag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remembered.
From yesterday: don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for earth, wind, & fire tonight
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So good. You can borrow them when @milklust.bsky.social is done with them!
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And I mention this because I’m in book four and The Last Unicorn was just name dropped. So of course I’m in a tizzy of joy.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So I went on a stressful vacation and my airport impulse book pick was Dungeon Crawler Carl, and now my entire life is just reading these books.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sounds like a perfect neighbor.
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
This was sent to me, and too many radical feminists are TERFs for me to take this seriously. Calling out white feminist racism doesn't undermine a single thing done by feminists of color. It does accurately name who is most likely to be fucking up though.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck. Just tag me next time.
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Kurchak: The Night Stalker @fodderfigure.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“If you’re smart and attractive, they let you raw dog AHDH and autism until your life falls apart.” Oh really? And what if I told you that the rest of us less desirable wretches were also raw dogging until things fell apart, that moment just came a lot sooner for some of us?
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That thing where you are trying to fall asleep to BBC science docs, and you recognize the narrators voice because it’s someone you went to school with….
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the absolute gem that gave me a code was @xaoc.bsky.social what a time!
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Episode three is some of the best tv I have seen in a long time.
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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
When you shave your pubes and your pants fit better
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The “I saw it on the internet, I have to call the cops about it” phase of this panic is kinda funny.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Each horror fan must decide for themselves what sentient, innocent beings they are or aren’t okay with seeing brutalized and murdered, and that’s okay
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Little garlic, little oil. Chefs kiss.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My card is being weird about the international order, but I’m working on it!!
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Tory Wegerski @producertory.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sending up the yinz-signal for Pittsburgh people.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ohhhhh I’m so in love. Please tell me I can buy a print of this somewhere? (Feel free to DM)
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 08/07/2026
Bluff. 2220 Second Ave - Arrow Concrete. The company is calling in saying that the workers union is protesting and blocking the gate.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Also my loves who have been assaulted by a black-out drunk, plz do not watch the interview with the woman who came forward. You do not need this info. You already know.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Explained this concept to a fellow ND a few weeks ago and they got very upset and then felt vindicated.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey fun fact: the thing that Platner did? Like specifics of that incident? That is exactly what happened to me. So as you debate why she didn’t come forward til now, and if it was assault, and skill issue jokes and all that… Believe that I and how many others are taking this DEEPLY personally.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t tell my mum, she’s so house proud.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No, he’s at our house. In the middle of the street.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Friends! Lest we forget, in the avalanche of other project announcements, BE NOT AFRAID is out in trade paperback today. It's kind of sneakily my favorite script, so I hope you will read it: www.amazon.com/Not-Afraid-J...
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Be Not Afraid: Doyle, Jude Ellison S., Estherren, Lisandro: 9798892157469: Amazon.com: Books
Be Not Afraid [Doyle, Jude Ellison S., Estherren, Lisandro] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Be Not Afraid
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ooh new Chuck Wendig!!
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🎃SPOOPY KATE HEPBURRRRN!!!🎃 @reginasrand.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Looks like meat is back on the menu, girls
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🫂
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Jake @jake.sooscreek.productions · 04/07/2026
Look, if Taylor Swift isn’t a chud why does she keep letting the White House use her music uncontested and why are there Kushners at her wedding
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide.  Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It’s more like Gay Struggle month.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That is a fine, fine name for a cat.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Everything is gender, but perhaps more importantly: everything is kink
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Someone get me a giraffe, I have a great idea for a bit…
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It turns out I have a bunch of mild allergies that *might* explain why some foods taste nasty? But it’s entirely theoretical so I’m just a hater officially
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I am so confused. War over? War not over? Winning should be less confusing, right?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 16/06/2026
"It's called 'literary sci-fi,' T — it's when you rewrite a Twilight Zone episode with a thesaurus and sell it to a bunch of fanooks who think 'Heinlein' is a cheap beer"
Christopher Moltisanti in pitch mode meme
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Watermelon. Tastes like soap.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Weirdly, this is the second time in two days I have longed for one of these
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
God, please do the funniest thing ever
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
the last unicorn
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ah
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Another instance of “but why would you block someone for this”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
All borders are fascist and yet you still picked a country. Are you perhaps a Trotskyite?
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is at least the third time I have almost sent you your own post, so yeah
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The Peculiarity Shop @peculiarityshop.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
FYI. Sales here will be carrying my household for the next few weeks.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
WHAT
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