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how come everyone has tickets to see jira except for me

Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 12h

I deeply resent that "Shane Gillis" is a name that makes even the barest lightbulb of recognition go off in my brain. Literally who the fuck even is this loser.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 13h

Lamenting The Algorithm because I googled a very specific kind of shoe to use as an example because I think they're ugly, and I just know every ad I get served up from now on is going to be for these hideous things.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 17h

I love seeing a photo of a female friend with their partner who is an Old Man and being taken aback for just an instant before I remember that we are Old Women now and these are age-appropriate partners.

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If I was the guy from The Shining I would have just done my caretaker work and written a great novel and been normal to my wife and son and not succumbed to any madness. It would have been easy for me to do that

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This was honestly my easiest fluvid dose yet. I was expecting to be in for a really bad weekend because I got the MMR booster too, but other than achiness and fatigue for about 24 hours, it was nothing!!!

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My giant orange cat Dougie likes to bite my legs for attention while I'm standing over a hot stove, or holding a large knife. I know this is going to be how I die.

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sometimes I remember that I technically have a tattoo of the Laughing Cow cheese cow and I laugh at how stupid I am

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Instead of making a medieval peasant try a Dorito, I'm going back to the 15th century and introducing them to ska

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My new hyper-local drag name is Joe DeNard-Ho

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Flu shot ✅ COVID booster ✅ MMR booster ✅ This three-day weekend is about to be off the hook.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Want that Traitors breakfast spread so bad

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 31/03/2026

my toxic millennial trait is that i think mitch hedberg and i would have had so much fun together. besties.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Coworkers are malevolent psychic entities who know precisely when you're about to leave early/go on vacation so they can time their highly stressful and complex requests for 15 minutes before you're walking out the door.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My cat Dougie is the opposite of baby. Look at this and tell me this isn't a Grown Man.

A gigantic ginger and white tabby cat sitting with his legs splayed out in front of him

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When the yoga video says "this is quite a challenging pose" and there's a tuxedo cat on your mat licking your hair while you're holding it 😎

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stop giving predators a platform and a pass just because they're creative and goth. These creeps are a dime a dozen and they all have horrible BO anyway.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Chris said he's never heard me make a sadder noise. I really appreciate any prayers you can spare for me at this difficult time when I think about the sauce that should have been.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I haven't opened up about this much because it's still hard for me to think about, but - On Monday I made the most beautiful pasta sauce with roasted peppers and sweet yellow cherry tomatoes. Then the bottom fell out of my blender, and the sauce went absolutely everywhere.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Not to be ~an iNfLuEnCeR~ for a sec, but my new favorite way to wear pjs to work is these pants from Slightly Buddha. They're expensive but they're the most comfortable pants I've ever owned. Bamboo Cuffed Yoga & Lounge Pants with Pockets | Slightly Buddha share.google/oxd46iiUsBdp...

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Bamboo Essential Pant - Black

Soft bamboo cuffed pants with pockets and a fold-over waist. Designed for yoga, lounging, and everyday comfort with a flattering, non-clingy fit.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pleased to inform everyone that the I ♥️ FATFURS graffiti on the bridge is still up

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Controversial opinion, but I want Microsoft Office to become sentient and gain a physical form. So I can shoot it with a gun.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Using Pac's death to "Fed bad" is some real despicable shit. Always glad to see my hatred of the Young Bucks continues to be justified.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I know I complain about my coworkers and their horrible sense of timing a lot, but I do genuinely really like the team I work for!! They're all goofy project and program managers who actually have a sense of humor.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The temptation to reply to every single request I get after noon on a Friday with "you know I've been here all week, right" is SO overwhelming

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[reads one paragraph] *text message* [reads half a paragraph] *email* [reads paragraph again] *teams message* [reads paragraph again] *text message*

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September 30 October 1

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

TRANS RIGHTS ARE A WINNING POLITICAL ISSUE Every single centrist claiming we must all compromise our bodily autonomy for their personal comfort is a traitor to American democracy & rational human decency. They have no place in a modern Democratic Party, toss them out. Total liberation for all.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm glad we decided not to go to AEW tonight because it's 3 minutes in and I'm already crying

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do you think Jamiroquai would have been a much bigger star if he didn't have that hat

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Taking screenshots of group photos from the company website and sending them to the guy who sits next to me with the caption "nightmare blunt rotation"

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Christopher Grimm @grimmpixels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can't believe he would counter-program AEW like that. I am literally shaking.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

David Bixenspan and SRS aren't real journalists, you don't have to listen to them

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Laying on the floor listening to music with a weed pen had less of a romantic, dreamy vibe than smoking a cigarette. Alas. The things we do for love.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love return to office, I love being asked very specific questions about calendars that I could not possibly know without access to a search bar when I am carrying my purse and very clearly on the way out the door somewhere

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Pretty done with stories about dudes snogging chicks who were drugged unconscious—let’s return to simpler tales where if a guy saw a chick bathing naked, she turned him into a stag and set his own hounds on him to rip him limb from limb.

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love mandatory return to office, I love having to walk all the way back to my desk to get my badge so I can go to another floor to get ice since there's never any on mine

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I recently came to the somewhat embarrassing realization that I don't actually swear like a sailor. I swear like Kevin Smith. I use "fuckin" as a filler word more than I ever knew.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this

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Alypocalypse @kashira-kashira.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine being naked and tied to a wheelchair in the home of an active serial killer and then his blind girlfriend shows up to bring him soup because he called out of work sick so he's gotta act normal about it. Hannibal is so fucking funny.

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