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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃)

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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat. Certified Langualogist. Actual size. He/Him linktr.ee/xaiax

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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 7h
Gotta update the avatar for pumpkin season
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 7h
Hans Nieman staring intensely over a chessboard.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 7h
Maybe she’s ready for ASL
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 9h
Dystopian future where the robot is real and is actually playing chess but it is still just cheating by using stockfish and not coming up with its own moves.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 9h
So many people hear that story and just think the moral is “new technology is dangerous” when the actual moral is that end users will not pay attention to instructions.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 10h
Ok well now I have a whole new channel to investigate.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 10h
🥺 did you survive?
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 02/10/2026
If you lifted that cow ten times a day as it got older you’d get very strong.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 02/10/2026
☝️😲 🤔
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 02/10/2026
The only thing worse than this idea is not doing it.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 02/10/2026
She heard “become ungovernable” and took that to heart
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 02/10/2026
Tom cruise with an eye patch, looking at the quoted post for some reason
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 02/10/2026
Racism and he can’t grow a real beard. Mostly racism. I’m just making assumptions about the beard. Not about the racism though.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
Aaron Rodericks the man can block whoever he likes, but Aaron Rodericks the head of T&S for a pretty well-funded startup (please shut the fuck up about how much of a little guy you are) should probably not prevent large swathes of users from seeing posts that are official site policy
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
Now you can use this one, for an extra layer of meta.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
Do not give in to cowardice. If someone corrects you just laugh at them serenely, you can break their resolve and make them question their own life choices instead.
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Remap Radio @remapradio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's be honest: do cars need gas?
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
All I see is a mathematical genius playing 17d chess with the fuel gauge, what’s the issue?
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
Are you gonna let some little sign boss you around?
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
✍🏻 cats ✍🏻 hate ✍🏻 jazz
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
Wow I wonder if this creates any perverse incentives to make sure the polling data is as wrong as possible? 🤔
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
Your X-ray looks like you tried to move an image 1px in ms word.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
Different states are different.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 01/10/2026
I have an emtb so I went up the shorter but steeper way and also yes. When I got up there someone else was turning around after they’d reached the top the second time THAT DAY. 😱 I still went back down on the main road instead of the trails because better view and also I did not want to die.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
This is among the least stupid bike legislation I have seen. The wattage limitations on class 1-3 are still kinda stupid, though. Like having a HP limit on an engine in vehicles with no regard for vehicle size. Cargo bike meant to haul groceries and a passenger? TOO BAD
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
From Diablo, little harder to make out the skyline from over there, though. (Last year)
San Francisco very tiny on the horizon
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
Huh. I gotta get over there. Didn’t realize the pan America building was still to the left of salesforce from that side, thought you were looking north.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
Twin peaks?
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
big belly laugh
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[P] Dilemma
"gotcha" poster being held up behind Sen. Schmitt during hearing, but it's a screenshot from Nelly's "Dilemma" video where Kelly Rowland is supposedly texting him "WHERE YOU AT? HOLLA WHEN YOU GET THIS" on a Nokia flip phone, but the text has clearly been typed into an Excel spreadsheet
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
Did my brain post this?
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
Drugs.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
Every true crime podcast is going to have generic, bespoke but nonspecific background music.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
It’ll probably annihilate jingle writing for ads and interstitial music, especially for low budget productions. But also the primary form of competition it’s going to eliminate will probably be royalty free sample libraries/subscriptions.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
Trump take It’s-It
sfchronicle.com
S.F.’s favorite It’s-It ice cream sandwich has changed for the first time in decades. Here’s why
Fans started noticing a change in the signature, garish color of It’s-It mint ice cream sandwich. Quietly, the Bay Area company had tweaked its iconic treat.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
“Metroidvania” as a genre name is superseded only by “soulsborne” in its stupidity. You can’t name a genre after a game only six people played. That is just aggrieved Bloodborne players trying to piggyback onto the popularity of a series people have actually played.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
Metroidvania is kind of a dumb name for a genre. It was first used on Symphony of the Night to describe how they had turned into a Metroid style game. It’s like if someone called Arkham Asylum “Metroid Asylum” and that was what we started calling every 3d game where you unlock new abilities.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
*agent smith voice* MISTER Ammerman …. something something hacker alias “OneOfNoone”
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
The other thing that was great about these is that in each subsequent movie people have developed defenses for what screwed people over the last time. Like, the tanker has all the anti-climbing stuff and wheel armor on it in road warrior,
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
Get his ass
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MFW i look in the Ark of the Covenant
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
[ picture unrelated ]
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 30/09/2026
This mf’er said “Th w”
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 29/09/2026
Don’t they know how computer spacebux are supposed to be priced? Were all those BEST VALUE ads on shark cards and vbucks not obvious enough? SMH
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 29/09/2026
I think “we’re charging 10x for the 10x plan instead of 10x for the 20x plan” is more an indicator it was kinda dumb to have the $200 plan give you 4x as much as the $100 plan when the $100 plan gave you 5x the $20 plan. They didn’t even do a thing like $100 gives you 6x instead of 5x.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 29/09/2026
None of the media outlets are.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 29/09/2026
I choose to interpret this is as incredibly deep shade.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 29/09/2026
“Pants-shitting” is too many characters.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 29/09/2026
I don’t think that’s even a mistake. Also if you look at that photo board Th w dipshit waved around it doesn’t actually say anything about the team, just the seat numbers.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 29/09/2026
Presumedly he can’t sue Schmitt for defamation but he can sue every right wing pundit and outlet that ran with the story?
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