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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 6h

Hi @woolbotherer.bsky.social I have a complaint. The box you sent me with my pumpkins in is now haunted! 👻

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Woody has come home smelling of catnip again. #teenager

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Two lost things I felt sorry for today. 😢

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I intended to plant 80 allium bulbs today, but by the time I’d done other things I’d ran out of ooomph. Tomorrow.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Painting teeny tiny ghosties for my teeny tiny frames.😊 👻

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Random free shite I’ve picked up from the side of the road today: hanging basket for the chicken garden. Might just put a cabbage in it and hang it up for them to peck. 😊

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve been out out. Birthday party. There was a quiz about the birthday person and I got 2/20. Someone that didn’t know her and just gate crashed her party could have done better.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s not normal while working to have an overwhelming desire to sit under your desk with your hands over your eyes, is it?

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Come back please, Woody, it’s time to go to bed.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I got one of those Julie’s to block. It’s nice to join in.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok it’s five o’clock. I’m off to deliver a gift to my neighbours to thank them for checking on the hens when I was away and also to say “I’m sorry you got upset coz you thought our goldfish had all been eaten by the heron when they hadn’t they were just hiding”.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don’t want to do anything because all the things are boring, and I want to make a roof for the witch house.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Definitely going to start getting all the Halloween stuff out today. 😊 🎃 #mostwonderfultimeoftheyear

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lovely things I have bought on Vinted: small brass cauldron for the Tiny Witches, vintage needlepoint owl picture. 😊

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pyjamas on at work dream. Which is ridiculous since I work in my pyjamas every day these days till I can be bothered to get dressed.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is raining. Woody is frustrated and does not like rain/being wet, having had the most glorious cats first summer. He is tearing about the house like a stripy Tasmanian devil.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sky on fire on Chicken Hill. 🧡

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some little doodles I did on the plane and just went over with watercolour. They are based on the marble carvings you see on buildings in Greece. The middle one is beach cat. 😊

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There is no line dancing this week due to a darts tournament. I am furious. 😡 Darts wankers.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thankyou @woolbotherer.bsky.social for my tiny pumpkins! The Tiny Witches are thrilled with them. I also brought them back little gifts from my holiday: Elfie has a piece of green sea glass, Trinket a shiny silvery rock and Barbara a smooth round stone like the full moon. 🌝

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Struggling. I don’t want to look at Teams and Monday dot com and stupid fucking spreadsheets and procedures. 😭

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We are all home. Looks like I’ll be sleeping like this tonight.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve got some nice cat pictures to show you today. Later. 😊 I will say, though, that the cats on this island are the chonkiest and most content I’ve ever seen in Greece.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is where I swim/swam (?) husband took the picture while I splashed about out of picture yelling ‘don’t drop your phone!!!’

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve been in the sea, it was lovely. 😊 However, you’d never know that from my swimming style - cat thrown off a boat.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good morning. Just a quick little picture while I eat my breakfast. ‘Woody in the Dove Cote’ (for context, these square buildings are dotted all over the island, and are ornate dove cotes)

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This beach is scattered with debris after the windy weather. Some natural, a lot of plastic, sadly. I must be the only person here wishing they had brought a cordless hot glue gun to the beach, so I could stick the whole lot together to make a mythical sea beast.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My lunch today was not nearly as exciting as yesterday. Cheese and tomato sandwich. On the beach. With sand.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Here’s some other random stuff I photographed yesterday. Enjoy. 🙃

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Good morning. Today you find me trying to paint some sort of holy goose that came to me in a dream, based on this fountain I saw t’other day and rather liked. It’s very tricky!

My sketchbook is open at my watercolour of the holy goose alongside my iPhone picturing a snap of a marble carved fountain.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Would you like to see some cats I have met? Of course you would.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hello, I am here. It’s quite windy. Still, better than being at work. 💨

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Delight of the day: I found lovely Anna from the Sewing Bee on instagram and I have watched every single reel she’s ever posted. 🥰

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Out Of Office are the three best words in the English language when combined as so. 🥳

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Taken delivery of twelve tiny frames to make a gallery for the tiny witches. 😊

A tiny witch doll lies on a wooden table top with tiny gold ornate and fancy frames.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was left unattended with crisps and I’m afraid I’ve eaten them all. 🐷

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sparkly danglies and horses tonight. 😊🤠

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Line dancing night tonight. 🥳🤠🥳

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

More 4am cuddles with Woody, and there were voluntary cuddles when he came in at 10 last night AND briefly on a breakfast visit this morning. I’m hoping he’s getting cuddlier now he’s a little bit older and the summer is past. 😊

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Let’s see where Woody is. Oh, he’s over there. And I’m over here.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lovely little coppery shiny slow worm in the kitchen earlier but I couldn’t take a photo to show you as I was in a hurry to get to Zumba.

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@nicjajo.bsky.social Can ducks live with chickens? Asking for a friend….. maybe. 🙄

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I really don’t want to do any work, I want to make a tiny mermaid to take on holiday so I can photograph her on the beach.🙃

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ve just remembered a lovely cuddle with Woody where he crept into bed and snuggled up to me purring and that was the best part of the day accomplished by 4am. 🥰

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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There’s a man in my kitchen fiddling with my wayward fridge. 🙄

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