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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai

@wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social
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HE/HIM, 33, OC Gpose/Loredump Account Pfp: @dejasquietplace.bsky.social Henry's a punk-ass kid that Hydaelyn pulled him from Earth before he could land from falling off an apartment building. Twelve help us all. 💕 @thancredulous.bsky.social NO GEN-AI

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 1h
Mihoyo appeared at the Apsara Conference - an AI themed tech event - and discussed the ways in which they're working with AI. Here's some select clips.
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 2h
uninstalled basically the whole modlist and here we go, Henry's going into the midfield (when I get bored of this I'll play Outer Worlds or Cyberpunk I can't decide)
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 3h
Fallout: New Vegas modpack starts very quickly after I start it, and focuses on gameplay tweaks to make a solid experience. Starfield one starts after 5min of no indication it's even running, disables achievements, and focuses on 'immersion' while having 'THICC [character]' mods in the default list
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 20h
tried to make Henry in this modded Starfield character creator and my gf posts a celebrity gif and now i can't unsee the likeness and it makes me so damn mad
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 03/10/2026
Still having aftershock anger at how I had to look scary to MAYBE grease the wheel and we're in a position where we might not hear about it for a week. I will do it again.
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 02/10/2026
still reeling from "i showed up and looked pissed off and suddenly everyone cooperated with my girlfriend" like I knew such a thing was happening, as well as the fact that it's incredibly common systemically, but my scowl being the reason gears start turning is withering
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is what it feels like to play OCs with yall /LAUDATORY /COMPLIMENTARY
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 02/10/2026
Fun deeplore about me: I nearly strangled myself on these as a toddler but was so stubborn and pissed off that when my little walker rolled backward (saving me from strangulation) I would walk forward and make the angriest face. This repeated for a while.
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 02/10/2026
I'm very happy I can help my girlfriend deal with the bullshit she's dealing with but I wish I didn't have to manifest "Hello civilian doctor I will kick down your fucking door" in order to do it Being angry is not something I like doing anymore but politeness only goes so far sometimes
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
Panel 2
 
August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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Julie Annihilator @kastor.sh · 02/10/2026
Computers do not think and AI is infinitely simpler than you think. Given an extremely long amount of time you could simulate an LLM perfectly with paper and dice.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/10/2026
you say riot are "unrealistic" with their 2XKO expectations but if i got a million people a day playing league of legends i would also assume well they'll probably play anything
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Raine 🌙 @hyskaris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
8.0 prediction azem crystal: hi, im a legacy of your past self wol: oh neat ethos crystal: HELLO YOU READY TO CAUSE THE REJOININGS ILL TAKE YOU LITERALLY ANYWHERE YOU WANNA GO wol: oh neat anyone else in proximity to wol: *(tackling them to the ground to get the crystal out of their hands)*
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SHE SAID IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF GUYS, SHUT UP
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Julie sas brutus @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I rlly enjoy villain rp surrounding garlean ocs who were involved in the military but like. I'm sorry. Any of that WE HAVENT LOST WE'RE STILL SCARY WE WILL BE AN EMPIRE AGAIN HMMM VERY INTERESTING YOU AMUSE ME EORZEANS bullshit I can't take seriously. Everyone should beat u up
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Samperson @samperson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is the hardest image i've ever seen in my life
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 02/10/2026
I played Starfield for free thanks to Gamepass but I feel like this might be worth it to have a shitpost generator because that's what the game is (plus maybe there is a modpack that makes it engaging)
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 01/10/2026
I am taking a digital editing class so I can be even funnier I just learned how green screen works so get ready for prime shitposts
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Sophie Lewis @reproutopia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sexual violence is not incidental to the colonial project. It is its grammar. The many official reports on sexually tortured Palestinians are not aberrations. They document a system – recorded and cross-corroborated by the very organizations Israel’s defenders routinely cite when it suits them.
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Zaki Fairer | 🦎 Commissions open! ☀️ @zakifairer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sora: What is the meaning behind this?? Emet-Selch: well BOY, the muppets are a Disney ip now Miss Piggy: oh~ hi Emet Emet-Selch: hello Piggy.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've thought about this a bit, what I'd use AI for in a hypothetical world where it's ethical, and before long I realize I'm just describing how google used to work before SEO and AI fucked it up
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 30/09/2026
"it's not artificial intelligence it's super intelligence now" shut the fuck up please god just shut the fuck up
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 30/09/2026
After I finish this Nuclear Sunset playthrough I'm thinking of trying Outer Worlds again, seeing if I don't bounce the Hell off it again
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angel💀 @sabattons.com · 29/09/2026
what do you have to lose by believing it gets better.
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
POV you are my husband #guttersketch #ffxivart
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 29/09/2026
Henry started them thinking he was having hallucinations from his odd experiments with "finding weed here," but he's grown to have a blast every time he finds them. He's cracked a "alright gang, let's split up and look for clues" joke once or twice, too
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
just had to explain the AI sex cult to my offline wife and I hate so much that it has come to this point
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 03/02/2026
5 star letterboxd review of "The Clan's Heir is a Trans Woman"

Do you ever just watch something for meme purposes and end up discovering the single most heartfelt and genuine story about trans women ever made by cis people in the history of cinema?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Knicks are such a weird cultural thing because the players have absolutely perfect vibes, the fans are amazing, the celebs, all of that is so fun and pure and great and then they are owned by one of the worlds worst human beings who uses the building as a straight up evil lair
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So happy to see Stephen finally sharing his story. One great thing about the People Make Games investigation finally going live is hearing from even more people: This happened to us, this had an impact. It really validates the reporting.
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Seven Eagles, Lyse Kisser @lyses-good-boy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey I apologize in advance for this joke but when one of these comes to me I have to get it out of my head or I will explode, so here you go. Man that cutscene after The Vault really Haurched the vibes, huh?
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Zaki Fairer | 🦎 Commissions open! ☀️ @zakifairer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wanna know a magic trick on how to make someone you're vibing with who plays ffxiv disappear Say your favorite character is Zenos Galvus
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 28/09/2026
i am so not a fuckin' morning person
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evil conjurer @egirlconjurer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bozja haters this mogtomes season are missing out. Have you considered that Bozja has: - bird that kills you - other bird that kills you - gambling - bird that kills everyone - maze of sight aggro cones - maze of sight aggro coh god oh fuck you fucked up and forgot those are sound - hot old man elf
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𝖔𝖝𝖈𝖔𝖝𝖆 ✨🔜 Roundhouse | Evo France | Youmacon @oxcoxa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII Rebirth) 🤍 I will try her in Street Fighter 6 next year ☺️
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 27/09/2026
i think i've been having knock-on effects of this damn cold for about two weeks now; random congestion that makes breathing gross from time to time, headaches from sinus pressure, etc no other signs of infection beyond the duration but i want this thing to fuck off already
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web3 is going just great @web3isgoinggreat.com · 27/09/2026
Single attacker steals $2.25 million from three crypto projects in the "Artificial Superintelligence Alliance" September 20, 2026 www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=fetcha…
Single attacker steals $2.25 million from three crypto projects in the "Artificial Superintelligence Alliance"
One attacker stole crypto tokens from three cryptocurrency projects that are part of what's called the "Artificial Superintelligence Alliance" — a group of crypto projects "dedicated to decentralized Artificial General Intelligence". The attack occurred within just one day, netting around $2.25 million in actual profits, though the stolen tokens were notionally priced considerably higher.
Most of the profits came from stolen FET tokens, which are linked to Fetch.ai. The attacker was also able to perform unauthorized mints of various tokens, crashing their prices but earning the attacker little in the way of profits. Security researchers noticed that attackers stole assets from sixteen wallets spanning the three companies, suggesting they had significant access to all three companies' systems. Almost $290,000 was taken from a contract used for company payroll.
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Julie Annihilator @kastor.sh · 26/09/2026
me: "wtf does rapid recast do in the crucible" google:
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 26/09/2026
need Henry a little bloodied, a little feral, maybe with a cigarette in his mouth to indicate post-fight (maybe in New Vegas Riot Gear to indicate my recent playthrough?) no idea how i'd go about this but it keeps popping up in my brain
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eventually we're going to have to acknowledge the fact that we're not going to be able to constructively address the GM burnout problem as long as our definition of "bad GMing" includes "having any preferences whatsoever about what kind of game they want to run".
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026
ok but how many of these so called ‘100 best tv shows of the century’ had illegal sold out stadium screenings in mexico for their finales. that’s what i fuckin thought
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404 Media @404media.co · 25/09/2026
Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned. www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 25/09/2026
I'm worried I've somehow got signed up for short classes because all but one runs out of academic plans in October and I'm sweating a bit cuz of that
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
stingerquill
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Julie Annihilator @kastor.sh · 23/09/2026
If my position on gambling wasn’t clear, I think any institutionilization of gambling is ethically wrong. I also believe that sports betting and prediction markets are equivalently evil to the manufacturing and distribution of hard drugs.
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