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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 18/10/2026

Tbh this felt like an insane ask and I felt weird trying to work up the gumption to ask about it LOL I'm just gonna try to mix one up myself one of these days

A mixed drink recipe from How To Drink, the Johnny Silverhand

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 17/10/2026

Got Henry on, will be wandering some after I get my pass figured out. Yayeet

Me, in a Henry cosplay, taking a bathroom selfie because I'm a really cool dude

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 11/10/2026

I FORGOT HE JUST FUCKIGN STARES AT YOU IN THE INTRO Yorinobu "I hired this 'borg to stare at you" Arasaka, with his Adam "Staring Directly At The Player" Smasher bodyguard

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/10/2026

This random interaction is unironically a criticism of the entire game and I feel like it was someone sick of being told to write garbage by someone who got promoted above their skill.

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/10/2026

I think the worst part about this is that this honestly is a pretty damn cool premise, on its face. The further this story progresses though the less fun it gets.

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/10/2026

here's this guy who literally was studying them and would also study Terrormorphs later that same year. Nobody ever thought "hm, what if we analyzed their DNA? wow it's weird that there's a match between it and Terrormorphs, isn't that- Oh" Not a single person in the whole setting.

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/10/2026

game's writing treats this shit like such a twist when your first mission is "go into the abandoned UC Research Lab where they had a Terrormorph and after it murdered everyone the only thing left are Heatleeches and pirates lol" god it's so goofy

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/10/2026

"Went on a trip, huh?" "Yea, installing this game and the mods I wanted WAS a trip, especially when- y'know what yea a trip"

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/10/2026

basically saving and installing a skill mod because I remembered that leveling up requires you to do special tricks and stuff to unlock? think Skyrim but instead of being able to spend a perk point to improve your archery skill you had to get a headshot at 100m to have the privilege of ranking up

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 05/10/2026

uninstalled basically the whole modlist and here we go, Henry's going into the midfield (when I get bored of this I'll play Outer Worlds or Cyberpunk I can't decide)

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 02/10/2026

Lol, lmao, somehow we're moving the process forward now, I wonder why

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 02/10/2026

I played Starfield for free thanks to Gamepass but I feel like this might be worth it to have a shitpost generator because that's what the game is (plus maybe there is a modpack that makes it engaging)

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 22/09/2026

Playing Honest Hearts and the most Christian man to ever exist showed up and I was too intimidated to try being snippy with him cuz the man built like 8 .45 caliber pistols while telling me "we can't expect God to do all the work"

Joshua Graham with laser eyes saying "I don't enjoy killing but"

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 22/09/2026

this New Vegas modpack is so fucking funny, man - Henry just won so much money he fucking died

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 22/08/2026

Same boat! Mood drops and all the effort it would take to do anything feels like way too much and I'm like "WHY"

Mike from Red Letter Media holding a bottle of Tylenol with a neutral face

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 20/08/2026

i had to absolutely eviscerate the quality of this to get it on discord but look at this guy fuckin GO

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 24/07/2026

They put out a post about it and i guess they're just firing at random. Which is definitely unfortunate cuz it's just such a weirdly divisive thing to bring up? Anyhow folks are probably being crazy as usual and strays are flying

A Sena Bryer post about people using ALT accounts to continue arguing about the issue

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 23/07/2026

me when i need to be a heretical guy but start combat on my ass

A character named "Tough Cultist" knocked prone on ice

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 23/07/2026

Build guide i was following was like "people marry this build despite lack of support" and I'm like "yea of course I'm married to it he binked a Defiler for about 6 times its HP after a singular use of Daring Breach that let him kill like 6 dudes before this with increasingly silly damage"

A damage readout from the Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader cRPG, where Abelard did 3218 damage to an enemy that had about 500 health

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 20/07/2026

[VOLUME WARNING] posting this really weird bug I'm having in Rogue Trader rn (it is LOUD be warned don't play it full blast)

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 10/07/2026

I keep dreaming that I'm getting put back in high school and it's driving me fucking nuts cuz it's always "do we really have to do this" followed by everyone in authority for the scenario going "this is deadly serious yes" and then I'm forced to do genuine 2+2=4 stuff

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/07/2026

And here we go; Psyker hood removed because he likes to feel the wind on his face (and because I think it's dorky looking)

A character creation screen for Owlcat Games' "Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader" cRPG, featuring Henry Gordon but with his last name shaved off so he fits in the confines of the story.

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/07/2026

I also remembered that they shave off your last name because Theodora von Valancius scoops you out of your origin and says "you take my last name cuz i'm adopting you, nerd"

The character creation screen for Owlcat Games' Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader cRPG, featuring Henry Gordon. Of note, his last name 'Gordon' is redacted because by nature of the game's prologue he becomes 'Henry von Valancius.'

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 06/07/2026

okay i wish i could photoshop gud so i could slap some 40K stuff on his coat but i can comm someone next time I get the itch

Henry Gordon standing in a train car, with dark orange lighting

Henry Gordon standing in a train car, with dark orange lighting, his left arm holding his staff out toward the bottom-left corner of the shot

Henry Gordon standing in a train car, with dark orange lighting and smirking at the camera

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 25/06/2026

He's Hadron's little Cogchamp but i can't come up with a name for him. "Boston Pressure-Cooker" is more than 18 letters. I need to find some random piece of machinery and name him that

A picture of the Skitarius, a playable class in Warhammer 40K: Darktide, with three paragraphs of his backstory.

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 07/06/2026

Seeing Juniper-Fields of Mistria with a purple haired baby on her actual hip was insane I'm still not recovered from it but my girlfriend responded to my shocked exclamation with "only if it's Valen's baby" and you know what she's right tbh

A screenshot from the Fields of Mistria 1.0 Announcement Trailer with Juniper holding a baby on her hip.

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 27/05/2026

also look at this mofo he's the actual coolest dude who is like "yea, you can be a Phyrexian and whatnot but i'd prefer it if you WANTED to because I like freedom" and the writers were like "Elesh Norn won't even kill him just make him a pain nugget lol" death unconfirmed, I want to believe

Art for the Magic: the Gathering Card "Urabrask, the Hidden." He is a sleek, angular creature with flames in his chest and 'thrusters' on his back. He looks like a Xenomorph, almost, but is infinitely cooler and would whoop a Xenomorph's ass.

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 27/05/2026

like look at this dude he's cool as fuck shame they decapitated him for hitting Teferi once before Teferi swapped New Phyrexia and his home plane's places in the multiverse

Art for the Magic: The Gathering character, Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger; it shows a large monster with blood dripping from his lower jaw as large, almost skeletal arms seem to cut into trees around him. He has bone or metal plates that seem to look like pauldrons, and the upper part of his head looks like wings.

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 26/05/2026

I like my eternal formats cuz every card I own is valid, but I also like the grind, complex play. Then they just print outright power creep every set, and any criticism is met with "well it's selling well so shut up"

A small hamster in various states of despair

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 15/05/2026

oh yea we're crunchy as fuck - i'm also hearing that this li'l server just excludes the story that existed in the MMO portion

A man standing in a room wearing sci-fantasy gear

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 15/05/2026

y'all mofos don't even KNOW how cool this is i am rediscovering the root of so many weird things i do

Orange text that says:
"Henry Gordon
Get:Scape Doll
[Star icon] 8"

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Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai @wolhenrygordon.etheirys.social · 11/05/2026

let's make a wild guess at which character people willingly interacted with more, as I relog into PSO2 for the first time in nearly six years:

A man wearing scifi gear, he looks like a typical operator to a certain point with small doo-hickeys on his shoulders

A woman wearing red with incredibly pushed up boobs that almost looks like a pirate queen

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