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jade arson.

@wolfyja.de
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your silly local wolp in its early 20s :3 📌 leipzig, de 🗣️ she/her, it/its 🦥 gts.apicrim.es/@awoo 🌐 wolfyja.de 💸 ko-fi.com/wolfyjade

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Minya (I Am A Minor) @minyatan.yarnball.ing · 29/08/2026
this means fucking nothing to us small accounts
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 24/08/2026
HAPPY MANJARO CERTIFICATE EXPIRATION DAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
A screenshot of a browser error page showing that manjaro.org's certificate has expired.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Puppy moment
Meme of a drawn puppy with the caption "Puppy want a treat? Puppy want a break from it all"
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 29/06/2026
Lil Durk and Young Thug "In The Studio" supposedly making the quoted post
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LeNooby09 @lenooby09.twinkers.online · 08/06/2026
there has got to be a better way of measuring this fuckass lithium ion battery
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 27/05/2026
this came to me in a vision
MDN feature availability banner for an indeterminate feature in "Limited availability" status.

Aside from chrome (and edge, for whatever reason), firefox, and safari, Fortnite is present as a browser engine being tracked.

For this specific feature, only Firefox and Fortnite is shown having support for it.
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daniël @kaasiand.cool · 25/04/2026
a cat on a laptop keyboard with a speech bubble on the quoted post
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
they put his address in the article lmao
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 16/03/2026
Tom Scott returns to Nebula March 23.
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 18/03/2026
looking for highly specific phone recommendations - must support 4G/LTE on most UK carriers - must have a sorta passable camera - should be fairly small (4" max) - ideally does not have a touchscreen - ideally has a way to develop apps - must NOT run Android - must be able to call and text
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i keep saying this
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jade arson. @wolfyja.de · 21/02/2026
...that's it i'm sticking with arch permanently now
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jade arson. @wolfyja.de · 21/02/2026
⚠️ blobcat!
A blobcat is held up to the sign describing speed limits and other required-while-driving things in Denmark. I held it up to roughly the spot where it would say to drive with headlights turned on.
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
"how's ram shortage going" this is trending on aliexpress
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 16/02/2026
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chloe 🐇 @sapphic.moe · 16/02/2026
the best software is oomfware
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 25/12/2024
someone: how does this work? me: it's like... uh... wait. I need to send an email to security@
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 19/12/2024
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 16/02/2026
Why is the Volpeon screaming?

[An emoji showing a screaming wyvern]

1. Why wouldn't the Volpeon scream
2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 15/02/2026
i like witchsky.app because it has a pretty colour palette and square icons oh yeah and it's not a bsky official frontend so i'm forwarding an open atproto ecosystem :3
witchsky.app
Witchsky
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
do other terrorist groups get their accounts verified? just curious
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Superalbs @superalbs.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Crazy new service from Leo Express, from Przemyśl to Frankfurt Airport, via Prague. Starting on 26th June 2026 and tickets are already on sale! It's listed as an Alstom LINT, though surely they won't be using that for an 18hr journey. This is going to be an interesting one... 😅
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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xan @xan.lol · 28/11/2025
whoever came up with the idea of ideas should be hit with wrenches 🔧🔧🔧
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Julia @insertdomain.name · 26/11/2025
Remember to do your injection, girls!
Julia's hand holding a Noctua thermal paste syringe like one would hold a syringe for injecting HRT
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 26/10/2025
can i get a bit of money to buy food for the very last week of the month before i get paid again, i appear to have miscalculated when i paid some bills and now i have no food and no money paypal.me/nyancrimew
paypal.me
Pay Maia Arson Kottmann using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/nyancrimew and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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jade arson. @wolfyja.de · 24/10/2025
hi maia :3
there's a new sticker on my thinkpad, above "✨ one day, I'll be part of a botnet ✨" and left of the "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" - it's a small maia sticker!
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Dr. Cujii🔞 @cujirotic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Estradiol injection but we have to do it where I get a 5 minute headstart in the woods each Friday and you use one of these
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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 29/09/2025
wikipedia article for XIIII, the "rarely used representation of the number 14 in Roman numerals, which is normally written as XIV."

there is a warning that it is meeting wikipedia's criteria for speedy deletion, for being a blatant hoax.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 19/09/2025
you should be fighting but you shouldn't be panicking
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Jamie Elms🏳️‍⚧️ @jamietftsb.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I know a lot of Americans follow me, especially American trans folks So, if y'all need any help getting resources to leave, especially to Europe, my DMs here and on Discord are open. I'm happy to help as best I can as someone who has navigated this all extensively
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 17/09/2025
oh right, Let's Encrypt turned 10 a few days ago. thank you Let's Encrypt for making HTTPS a thing for everyone
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/09/2025
is this good
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/08/2025
new completely unedited-written-at-7am-no-sleep blog post (im so sorry @ryan.staticnoi.se) where i drop a fairly useless 0day i've been holding onto for a while now maia.crimew.gay/posts/im-bor...
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i'm bored, so here's a useless 0day
i either want my US$2.5k professional grade device backdoored or not at all
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jade arson. @wolfyja.de · 15/08/2025
awawawawawawawawa
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k1 💾🌟 @eepy.computer · 14/08/2025
when you open a fitgirl repack installer and the music starts playing
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jade arson. @wolfyja.de · 30/07/2025
meow :3
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 06/06/2025
did i just have a stroke
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 28/04/2025
there's dozens of ma[iyj]as with it/its pronouns already lining up to be on the pod going forward
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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 29/04/2025
why does this mf look like he's about to yell "FLINT AND STEEL" while setting up a nether portal
portrait of yan patry, canadian politician
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 16/04/2025
You can always follow @ap.brid.gy :)
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alice @alice.tf · 23/03/2025
how do you manage to be the third biggest company in the world making products that don't fucking work
windows explorer showing 9 dialogs that all say "H:\ is not accessible. The parameter is incorrect."
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 02/03/2025
smooch #art #oc #june #kaina
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Taffy (frightful)🍬🐇🎃 @taffywabbit.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
thinking about a parallel universe where furries with big useless bappy paws exist IRL, but so does that one dumbass apple mouse that has no buttons, a charging port on the bottom, and a shape that is extremely uncomfortable to use if you have normal adult human hands
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Mikael Thalen @mikaelthalen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
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EXCLUSIVE: Hackers leak cop manuals for departments nationwide after breaching major provider
Critics accuse the company of wielding outsized private influence on public policing.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 09/02/2025
this is fascism
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Why dating is hard for lesbians

All arrows point to "villainess who talks down to you with metal claw nails"
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Vulpez @vulpez.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
wtf javascript is terrible. this language sucks at playing catch
>> throw "ball"
Error: Uncaught ball
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