Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026Me: *exists* A muscle under my shoulder blade: "Oh no you didn't" Ouch 0130
Reposted by Volpeon 🐉フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 24/05/2025this is 10x more impressive than a strike 2131341026
Reposted by Volpeon 🐉Scorwynn 🍁 @scorwynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The beast growls at you playfully 82214418
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 24/09/2026Love this song I heard on Groove Salad last night: soundcloud.com/abnormal-projection/…soundcloud.comAbnormal Projection - Coffee Black CloudsOxford based producer. Experimental Downtempo, Trip-Hop 021
Reposted by Volpeon 🐉Adalwin @adalwin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026broke: drag'n wash woke: gryph'n groom 26415
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 18/09/2026Why does Excel wait for a printer connection when I open the format cell modal? 🥴 020
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 15/09/2026Don't mind me, just playing some good old Portal 2 3190
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 15/09/2026I remembered the WFC map generation code I wrote in Koka. I love how concise it is. [1/2] 170
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 14/09/2026The modern internet is coming across a video clip, and the next day you come across it again but it has stupid TikTok music 1130
Reposted by Volpeon 🐉Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 484297717665
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 14/09/2026Fucking crazy that 3/4th of the year is already over 180
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 11/09/2026> 1,4 Milliarden Euro weniger für Bildung und Familien Bekanntermaßen sagte Jesus Christus, dessen Werte die CDU vertritt, dass man auf die Armen und Bedürftigen scheißen muss 291
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 11/09/2026Last night the cover in front of my curtain rail came crashing down. Turns out this thing was just glued to it and after 50 years it finally decided it had enough. Scared the shit out of me 1101
Reposted by Volpeon 🐉Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 10/09/2026Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! www.der-postillon.com/2020/09/sire...der-postillon.comWuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 1340584
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 10/09/2026Even Apple couldn't fix the one problem that's keeping me away from foldables (the crease in the middle) 2180
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 08/09/2026Oops, found another one to play Amountle #251 — 207 pts 🟠🟡🟡🔴🟠 Can you beat my 207? amountle.dev/s/250-005l0yamountle.devamountle #251 · dailywithin 21.7% 021
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 08/09/2026Classic wasp comes into my room through a tiny gap in the window and then won't find the entire open lower half of the window to get out 130
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 08/09/2026Gesetze zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung kann man bedenkenlos immer wieder neu versuchen, aber ein Verbotsverfahren der AfD wird nicht mal geprüft weil es scheitern könnte. 092
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 07/09/2026Watching the DOM construct itself one element per second after clicking reply in JIRA 070
Reposted by Volpeon 🐉Migration: A Crow Survival Game @migration-crowgame.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A cro BUT like in dark souls… Which corvid will you be? 🐦⬛🐦⬛ . . #indiedev #indiegame #gaming #crow #survivalgame #gamedev #unity 713150
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 06/09/2026I burned my finger and actually saw the delay between my body yanking my hand back and the pain actually reaching my brain 3140
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 04/09/2026"Please don't use our AI for important stuff, it may make mistakes", the companies say in their fine print while implying all the damn time it's infallible 4253
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 04/09/2026I dreamed a colony of bats had made the section of the roof in front of my window their home. The window was open, so some were also hanging from the curtain rail. 1160
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 03/09/2026> Me: "Oh no, Teams says I have a missed call. When was it?" > Teams: "Yesterday" > Me: "Huh, I hadn't heard anything. Was it after I logged off?" > Teams: "Fuck you, all I'll say is yesterday" TEEEAAAMMMSSS 0120
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 02/09/2026You wouldn't forget to feed this cat, would you? :areonNNervous: 1317
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 01/09/2026I love when drag&drop between Firefox and other programs stops working for no reason at all 060
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 31/08/2026*encounters hexapedal creature* *calls it quadrupedal* 0110
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 30/08/2026My reaction when an animal character turns into a human 2210
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 28/08/2026Weekend means time to mess up my sleep schedule for the next week 270
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 28/08/2026AI not grasping the difference between dragons and wyverns remains an unsolved problem 181
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 28/08/2026The things our designer does sometimes hurt to look at. Proper paddings and spacing? Nah, just glue elements right to the borders and the title. Who cares about Gestalt theory. But the company hired me as a software dev and not as a designer, so I have to implement these works of art. 1120
Reposted by Volpeon 🐉tohdraws @daryltoh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When your housemate is a werewolf, its hard to keep the place free of fur. 262776608
Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 21/08/2026Cutle #271 : ✅ 49:51 ✅ (2026-08-21) - pfiffel.com/cutle 120