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Volpeon 🐉

@volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip
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Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature. Bonus content: @areon.pds.wyvern.rip 📆 30s 📢 English, German 🐉 He/Him 🔗 volpeon.ink 🔗 icy.wyvern.rip/@volpeon

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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
Me: *exists* A muscle under my shoulder blade: "Oh no you didn't" Ouch
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
this is 10x more impressive than a strike
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Scorwynn 🍁 @scorwynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The beast growls at you playfully
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 24/09/2026
Love this song I heard on Groove Salad last night: soundcloud.com/abnormal-projection/…
soundcloud.com
Abnormal Projection - Coffee Black Clouds
Oxford based producer. Experimental Downtempo, Trip-Hop
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Sinn‼️ @sinnple.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Synth noodle
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Adalwin @adalwin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
broke: drag'n wash woke: gryph'n groom
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 23/09/2026
No more tail fun for me 😔
Koka code featuring a function `pub tail fun observe<k :: V, d :: V, c :: V, a :: V, e :: E>`. The editor shows a warning: "tail fun observe: algebraic effects other than <exn,div> may cause allocation."
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 21/09/2026
Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
Photo of a an Odeon cinema VIP bed for 2 people. Right next to it is a single small seat.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 19/09/2026
Lizard friend
A small lizard climbing a tree trunk.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 18/09/2026
Had a good daily puzzle run today uwu
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 18/09/2026
Why does Excel wait for a printer connection when I open the format cell modal? 🥴
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 15/09/2026
Don't mind me, just playing some good old Portal 2
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 15/09/2026
I remembered the WFC map generation code I wrote in Koka. I love how concise it is. [1/2]
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 14/09/2026
The modern internet is coming across a video clip, and the next day you come across it again but it has stupid TikTok music
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 14/09/2026
Fucking crazy that 3/4th of the year is already over
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Otta🦦 @lotterotta.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bucket of fish oughh,,
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 12/09/2026
Microsoft doesn't need QA
A dialog when cancelling Copilot Pro on Github:

How satisfied were you with thew accuracy of Copilot responses?
✅ Very satisfied
✅ Satisfied
✅ Neither satisfied nor dissatisfied
⬜ Dissatisfied
✅ Very dissatisfied
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 11/09/2026
> 1,4 Milliarden Euro weniger für Bildung und Familien Bekanntermaßen sagte Jesus Christus, dessen Werte die CDU vertritt, dass man auf die Armen und Bedürftigen scheißen muss
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 11/09/2026
Last night the cover in front of my curtain rail came crashing down. Turns out this thing was just glued to it and after 50 years it finally decided it had enough. Scared the shit out of me
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 10/09/2026
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! www.der-postillon.com/2020/09/sire...
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Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 10/09/2026
WEEWOO
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 10/09/2026
Just an ordinary hand
Photo of Apple's keynote where they show the iPhone Duo held in one hand in its folded and its unfolded form. The right hand would never be able to hold it as shown, so below is an edit of what the hand would have to look like.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 10/09/2026
Even Apple couldn't fix the one problem that's keeping me away from foldables (the crease in the middle)
iPhone Duo with a visible crease in the middle.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 09/09/2026
Birds are to gryphons what wyverns are to dragons
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 08/09/2026
Oops, found another one to play Amountle #251 — 207 pts 🟠🟡🟡🔴🟠 Can you beat my 207? amountle.dev/s/250-005l0y
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amountle #251 · daily
within 21.7%
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Kisota @kisota.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Late summer’s long shadows
Digital painting of a coyote on a brown late-summer grassland looking up at the full moon
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辰 @axontatsu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you won't know until you try it
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 08/09/2026
Classic wasp comes into my room through a tiny gap in the window and then won't find the entire open lower half of the window to get out
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 08/09/2026
Crow = smol friend Raven = large friend
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 08/09/2026
😭 (Warning: loud)
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 08/09/2026
Gesetze zur Vorratsdatenspeicherung kann man bedenkenlos immer wieder neu versuchen, aber ein Verbotsverfahren der AfD wird nicht mal geprüft weil es scheitern könnte.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 07/09/2026
Watching the DOM construct itself one element per second after clicking reply in JIRA
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Migration: A Crow Survival Game @migration-crowgame.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A cro BUT like in dark souls… Which corvid will you be? 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ . . #indiedev #indiegame #gaming #crow #survivalgame #gamedev #unity
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 07/09/2026
Gonna take a bath real quick, brb
A bathtub set right next to stairs leading downward, without a railing or anything that would stop you from sliding into your death.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 06/09/2026
I burned my finger and actually saw the delay between my body yanking my hand back and the pain actually reaching my brain
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 04/09/2026
"Please don't use our AI for important stuff, it may make mistakes", the companies say in their fine print while implying all the damn time it's infallible
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 04/09/2026
I dreamed a colony of bats had made the section of the roof in front of my window their home. The window was open, so some were also hanging from the curtain rail.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 03/09/2026
> Me: "Oh no, Teams says I have a missed call. When was it?" > Teams: "Yesterday" > Me: "Huh, I hadn't heard anything. Was it after I logged off?" > Teams: "Fuck you, all I'll say is yesterday" TEEEAAAMMMSSS
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 02/09/2026
You wouldn't forget to feed this cat, would you? :areonNNervous:
Photo of a cat standing on a counter in a kitchen. The edge of the counter lines up with the edge of the cabinets in the background, making the cat look huge.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 01/09/2026
I love when drag&drop between Firefox and other programs stops working for no reason at all
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 31/08/2026
*encounters hexapedal creature* *calls it quadrupedal*
Screenshot from the anime "Gaikotsu Kishi-sama, Tadaima Isekai e Odekakechuu S2" showing the main character saying "It's a giant quadrupedal helping of fantasy!"The quadrupedal creature in question, looking like a heavy horned dinosaur with 6 legs.
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Jakkal ΘΔ @jakkal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 30/08/2026
My reaction when an animal character turns into a human
Screenshot from the anime "Neko to Ryuu" showing a red winged cat with a disgusted expression saying "You turn into... a human..."
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 28/08/2026
Weekend means time to mess up my sleep schedule for the next week
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 28/08/2026
AI not grasping the difference between dragons and wyverns remains an unsolved problem
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 28/08/2026
The things our designer does sometimes hurt to look at. Proper paddings and spacing? Nah, just glue elements right to the borders and the title. Who cares about Gestalt theory. But the company hired me as a software dev and not as a designer, so I have to implement these works of art.
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tohdraws @daryltoh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When your housemate is a werewolf, its hard to keep the place free of fur.
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Volpeon 🐉 @volpeon.pds.wyvern.rip · 21/08/2026
Cutle #271 : ✅ 49:51 ✅ (2026-08-21) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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