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Wizzy Probs

@wizzyprobs.bsky.social
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"A delightful chaos of reasoned critiques and chaotic sports fandom." Long suffering DC Sports/Man United fan. May talk politics. Crypto and other scammers cheerfully blocked. Hoping for a DC football resurgence, love Derek Guy & Paul Krugman

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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 1h
Jackson sucks at this.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 4h
All Dem quotes must be twisted into the least generous interpretation ever while all Trump quotes must be tortured into coherence.
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BandeleGaniyu.bsky.social @bandeleganiyu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 4h
The backlash may not be limited to him but also include the political project that brought him. On Monday, Harry Enten, noting Trump's approval in *Kansas*, said: "Donald Trump is probably at this point in his term the least popular Republican president since Herbert Hoover."
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News for 38 Year Olds @newsfor38yearolds.com · 4h
Everything You've Been Told About Lethal Injection Is a Lie Mother Jones www.motherjones.com/criminal-justic… Tip your reporter →
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Everything You've Been Told About Lethal Injection Is a Lie
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Having a LLM or another person writing your papers feels like a victory but it is just your own defeat, you felled by your own contempt for your future and anyone who believes in you.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This will sound weird but love yourself enough to write your own term papers.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 4h
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 4h
So the DEFENSE of Trump casually endorsing the obliteration of American cities is that he’s completely incoherent? Isn’t that ALSO newsworthy??
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 4h
American state media will do their very best to sanitize, white-wash and normalize the orange felon committing treason by encouraging Iran to attack US cities, but never forget how their outrage when President Obama dared to do a healthcare program or President Biden tried to end student debt.
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 6h
Hypocrisy alert: Trump has officially told his supporters to vote by mail, even though he has spent years trying to ban the safe and secure voting method. This comes as polls show Democrats’ odds of taking the House and Senate are improving. Help us keep covering this: demdock.com/4zlGLVO
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Lerry Ellison and his weird son Blunther (??) Ellison look like they go on weekend trips to kill horses and steal their teeth
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h
Nothing to worry about all good
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 5h
I like to think I've been one of the most optimistic strategists out there about Democrats' chances in the midterms, but even I'm taken aback by how competitive red states have gotten. Cook now has KANSAS as a toss-up. That's insane to me.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 4h
They're good at pushing guys out of windows...
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 5h
Yes. The highly competent Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth would get with Tulsi Gabbard and Tom Homan to plan in secret and there will be no leaks and perfect execution. Lol.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 5h
btw seattle if you haven't been masking religously, now is the time. something so nasty is going around, i haven't been sick for this long in a decade outside of covid, maybe longer!! my best friend is also sick and his partner got pneumonia from it. the store is out of cold medicine. stay safe haha
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 8h
It’s Anti-Prime Day!! That means Bookshop dot org is doing FREE SHIPPING again! Every purchase supports indie bookstores, and if you buy THE GHOSTKEEPER from Bookshop I get a small kickback! 👻 Buy my book! 👇 bookshop.org/a/98494/9780...
POV you’re pointing at my book the ghostkeeper
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 8h
The environment that hatched Craig James.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 8h
I'm not sure I registered those guys as separate people 🤪🤪
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 8h
That was former A&M coach Jackie Sherrill but he was at Mississippi State. Like any good SWC coach of the late 80s, he was fired for recruiting violations.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 9h
Will HBO release "MUSK" to streaming in Q1, as planned now thar the Ellisons own it? This will be a critical early test of just how political this acquisition was.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 8h
Didn't he have a longhorn catastrated in front of his team or was that Darryl Royal?
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 13h
The President of the United States just called on a foreign nation to bomb two US cities! So… Are we at treason yet?! 😎🇺🇸✨
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 9h
I really *want* Boulder, CO to win its SCOTUS argument against Suncor and Exxon over climate change. But the Supreme Court will never let that happen. In part because Boulder’s glorious, RIGHTEOUS argument… is also bullshit, legally speaking. My latest in @thenation.com
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This Lawsuit Could Make Big Oil Pay for the Harm It’s Caused
The question is whether the Supreme Court will let it.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 9h
Too bad no one funded a sex cult focused on climate change! The different media dynamics between the very real threat of global warming (aloofness) and the imagined AI machine apocalypse (alarm) should be studied in great depth.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 9h
I forgot that when I started covering Pizzagate my Twitter banner photo was Winnie the Pooh hailing Baphomet in a mirror. That was a problem. That did not endear me to anyone over there
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CSIden @csiden.bsky.social · 10h
Very sad and depraved behaviour considering just a few miles away in Springfield, a young man committed suicide a few weeks ago because of the humiliation he felt wearing an ICE ankle monitor.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 13h
At Trump rallies, people "can chant hateful, racist things" while remaining "kind of anonymous," says @amandamarcotte.bsky.social. They might not say this individually, but "there's safety in numbers." On the pod she so good on how MAGA copes with a sunsetting Trump: newrepublic.com/article/2162...
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Trump Rages over Sagging Rally Crowds as GOP Panics: “Five-Alarm Fire”
As Trump’s rallies fail to ally GOP midterm fears, the author of a piece on his diminishing stature explains how his cascading failures are driving away his supporters right when he needs them most.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 13h
Trump's Ohio rally crowd chanted: "Deport! Deport!" But don't overlook this: New NYT poll finds Trump underwater *on immigration* even in Ohio, which he carried by double digits. MAGA sadists are yelling in a shrinking bubble. Check out our exchange on this: newrepublic.com/article/2162...
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jkavanagh.bsky.social @jkavanagh.bsky.social · 10h
“The lifeblood of MAGA is sadism: a desire to inflict pain on women, minorities, LGBTQ people. A lot of people don't necessarily feel comfortable saying that on an individual basis, but when they go to a rally, they can chant hateful, racist things and get that glee, and they're kind of anonymous.”
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NAFO 69th Sniffing Brigade @69thsb.bsky.social · 11h
How much longer will the Crimean bridge stand?
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 10h
being in the liminal state of biohacking a sex change where one of the core constructions of our shared biosocial fabric is being rended apart and put back together inside yourself is a necessary and beneficial crisis of its own and knowing where that ends and social politics begins is difficult
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 13h
Criminal announces he won't continue criming. But he's a pathological liar, so...
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 13h
it's not the time but I can't help but think "any boots are fucking boots if you're barves enough" I'm sorry tho, that is really frustrating
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Geoff Brumfiel @gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 14h
The IceCube neutrino detector has won the 2026 Nobel Prize in physics. The Trump administration has proposed slashing its budget in half in 2027.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14h
No thanks, haunted houses. I can walk down the street at night being terrified some man is going to jump out at me for free on any day of the year.
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Rita, antifascist🏴 @oldsquida.bsky.social · 14h
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22h
Toxic in Texas
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 22h
people keep saying "when trump campaigns, he gets the base out" but trump keeps campaigning and GOP poll numbers just keep going down
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 13h
This is the result of so much hard work, including giving up the template for running Elon Musk out of your state, which Democrats should be doing everywhere! stopthetrillionaires.com
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It's US v. Musk
My vote isn't for sale. Make your sign.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 14h
DO YOU PEOPLE GET HOW FANTASTIC IT IS THAT WE'RE TALKING POSSIBLE TRIFECTA IN WISCONSIN? WISCONSIN? WISCONSIN?! WISCONSIN!!!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Megyn Kelly is a pathologically evil fucktwat.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 13h
We didn’t learn anything from Covid. People are already confidently calling the plague a nothingburger. Sure, we have cipro and doxycycline. The obvious concern here is that this strain was modified to be antibiotic resistant or spread more easily. We simply don’t know yet.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 20h
At one of this Nazi rallies today, the orange felon encouraged Iran to attack Los Angeles and San Diego whilst his cult cheered him on for that treasonous statement. I’ll say it again, he belongs in a jail cell, not in the bulldozed White House. To hell with everyone who gave this monster power.
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Grumpy in Michigan @teddyz56.bsky.social · 22h
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 14h
NEW FROM PP The Trump admin keeps denying immigration agents are grabbing Americans, so we tracked it 500+ Americans detained 70+ kids, some cuffed or zip-tied 60+ held after filming 36+ held for day+ w/o access to lawyer ~12 deported (yes, deported) projects.propublica.org/american-cit....
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 14h
Thanks to Polis
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