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Wizzy Probs

@wizzyprobs.bsky.social
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"A delightful chaos of reasoned critiques and chaotic sports fandom." Long suffering DC Sports/Man United fan. May talk politics. Crypto and other scammers cheerfully blocked. Hoping for a DC football resurgence, love Derek Guy & Paul Krugman

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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kegsbreath alternates between nazi iconography and American dad.
American dad cartoon image
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you telling me THIS guy is a sex pest? shocker!!
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck MAGA. Fuck Donald Trump. Vote Blue and end the insanity.
A picture or gas costing way too much!
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cleaning up all of New Jersey's toxic waste is a Herculean task. This is the only photo of that fuckface that should ever be attached to an article about him.
Chris Christie having family day on a beach closed for covid
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And here are the bus stops. Someone transported this child to a location if his story is true. And it's pretty believable that a bunch of rapey tech bros brought underage kids in. But seriously, are his parents pimps?
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some days
A photo of an inlet with sailboats, rocky shoreline and mountains in the distance.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A story in pictures
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pain
the Judson (IL) University football logo
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lol. Already happened
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump did this. Fuck him.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A tale of two skeets... 🤣 Maybe you can sell your bullshit elsewhere
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So your argument is that criticizing people who professionally use an ip theft/environment destroying tool shouldn't have their feelings hurt by people questioning their use of said tool. Right? I think your narrowing who she meant here and still wrong.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Did you not read her thread? This was the opener. I think you're reacting to half of my response and a 10th of what she wrote.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
These nazis are the weirdest bunch of losers...
Button that says "I miss hockey so much that I went to the White House to yell at the Predators."
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Once you accept that ADL and AIPAC are nazi front organizations, everything they do makes sense. Once they couldn't admit Elon Musk gave a nazi salute, who the fuck cares what they said or did next?
Elon Musk making a nazi salute... twice.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists - a quote from a Yosemite Park ranger explaining why it is hard to design bear resistant trash cans.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Weird that @theathletic.com doesn't use a photo she actually posed for!
Photo of 3 nazi shitbags. One named Sophie Cunningham.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hey assholes. Why didn't you run this photo of her with your nazi bullshit?
Photo of 3 nazi women.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They ran the wrong photo in that nazi bullshit piece
Disgusting nazi pictured posing with other nazis moments before whining about being not political to avoid consequences of her nazi shit.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
that's beyond my expertise...
photo showing the post is shown as having been made 1 hour ago
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This should be his trophy
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck Donald Trump
Photo of a costco gas pump charging $5.39 for fucking gas because Donald Trump and his chucklefuck underlings thought they could win a war by jerking off to snuff porn instead of listening to literally ANYONE with a clue about how bombing Iran was going to go.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
College of Charleston's soccer and baseball fields at Patriot Point today
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He's coming!
Count Binface
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
Count Binface
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Farage is afraid of Recyclons?
Count Binface
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Anyway.
Mother Teresa's "Do it anyway" poem (I have no idea if it's actually hers or not)
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this one is getting a workout
Look at Boy Howdy cooking away
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Glad you've moved past the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
a photo of where accounts like billtbns are made and inspired
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No. De Ketelare...
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Took you a minute to translate that from Russian, huh?
Fuck that douchebag
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm so old, I remember actual crowds on the mall for the 4th
The Beach Boys performing before several million party goers for July 4th on the mall in front of the Washington Monument
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fuck you, that idiot didn't "get detail wrong," she attacked a guy for reporting what she said and refused to actually read what KBJ said because she wanted to mischaracterize it if you're defending that, you're just as bad
a picture of Sarah accurately depicting her at the back of  a human centipede
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hey dumbass, you know that's not an actual Culver's restaurant, right? That's just corporate HQ. You might want to quit while you're still behind.
A photo of the counter where you place your Culver's fast food order. the drive through window is also visible in the upper center/left of the photo.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Here you go...
A crab in the Galapagos Islands
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
you should try subbuteo
A subbuteo board photographed mid-match. Subbuteo is a table-top soccer (football) game that is surprisingly intriguing.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
yes, Devin would be worse, but...
Parker Molloy as the Bari Weiss appointed replacement to a real journalist
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Okay boss.
Runaround getting his thoughts
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the missing word doesn't change the fact that you're just slop... you're breaking the meter
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
you want some dressing with that word salad, it's pretty dry...
3 Year Letterman saying "that's quite a word salad just to say you never lettered in shit"
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Love this
That one Matt Bohrs comic
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@askaubry.com just a break from the non stop misogyny.
Post: Being mirror pretty and not camera pretty is seriously damaging my mental health.

Reply: when you take a picture off the moon or a sunset and it doesn't look as good as in real life you don't think the problem is "the sky is ugly" you know the camera isn't fully capable of capturing its beauty. You should feel the same way about your pictures.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Say endless lecturing again into a mirror.
Brad's place is in the information flow... the end of the human centipede.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Taps chart.
Chart demonstrating that jaker is a moron.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I see your bevel and raise...
The Nebraska logo reimagined as a beveled poop emoji with the word "nowledge" underneath as a reference to the joke that the Nebraska N stands for "Knowledge"
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hmm... why does your history lesson stop in 2024? Could it be that what came next doesn't support your dumbass take?
the dipshit chart of blaming Dems for everything
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Quick quiz for morons... Question: who was President on January 6th? Bonus: what administration convicted 1500+ J6'ers? Double Bonus: Do you enjoy the view deep inside your own rectum?
That's quite a word salad to say you're an idiot.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
built an entire straw village from one post... which one are you?
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
in the unlikely event you're following this nazi troll account, you should be aware of it's little fascist fluffing schtick... this is after he tried to argue that polling is bullshit and Dems can't win elections...
A live shot of "Oscar Acosta" with his head up his ass. Probably someplace in Russia.
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Wizzy Probs @wizzyprobs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm all for criticizing her when she gets all squishy but highlighting one post when the rest of her profile looks like this is just dishonest.
One of many posts by Kloboucher criticizing ICE
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