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Andrew V.

@wiredman11.bsky.social
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Tired thirty-something (he/him) I like art, video games, and dumb jokes. User icon by @goosito.bsky.social Banner by twitter.com/ishelin_art

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catcatcatsix.bsky.social @catcatcatsix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bro just got married and is already bringing out the "my bitch wife" routine 💀
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The Bride Said
"Clear it out"
Homegoods * Shoes * Tools * Garden
[Date of sale]
[Address]
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate this city sometimes
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emily "sunny" whaley @whalewithay.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
yellow pikmin are my favorite
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 COMMISSIONS OPEN @blacksalander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Seth Redd Commissions open! [ALSO WISHLIST/BUY OUR GAMES!] @saredd99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More concept art I've made for our latest game Wishlist it here: store.steampowered.com/app/4823680/... #gaming #gamedev #indiegames
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey is anybody gonna wake up that guy from Green Day? I don't wanna do it again cause last time he kept trying to bite me. I guess he was really hungry after sleeping through most of September.
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the hell, man
A screenshot of a weather app showing predictions for the upcoming week. Daily high temperatures are above 90° F all week, with the highest reaching nearly 100°
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good day on Neopets dot com
A screenshot of a random event on Neopets (a virtual pet website) which says "Something has happened! The Pant Devil's evil twin hands you Ghost Draik Morphing Potion, stolen from his brother. He flies away cackling madly."

Below this, a search of this item on Jellyneo (a Neopets fansite) shows the item is worth 9 million Neopoints (the currency of Neopets).
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
phantom of the citadel #silksong
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
welcome to the devil's troupe #hollowknight
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Troupe's rehearsal night Happy new year everyone!! Heres to an even more bugpilled 2026 🪲‼️ #hollowknight
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
perfect tool to prolong the heart of Grimm #hollowknight
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
waiting for your downfall #hollowknight
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
unravel #silksong
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
save us, O' Pale Child #hollowknight
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Frozensoba @frozensoba.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
circus madness #hollowknight
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Visuwyg @visuwyg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ICYMI: you can play #DERELIKT TODAY! Sign up to the playtest and give me some feedback! 🪐 Feels surreal to actually have it out there after all this time... store.steampowered.com/app/3810510/...
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Coyote Vs. Acme is very fun and strikes a great balance between silly and serious. Highly recommend 👍
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Luddite Temple manifesto in a readable format.
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love island of dr. moreau @yakuzajohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!
Sailor moon tippitty tapping on the keyboard, it says “I hope this email kills us both”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just got my flu and COVID shots 😷
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phazon @dukeonklednukem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
happy cirno day
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
this Cirno! Lifts A Boulder game has a language option for "Cirnese", and I think I might need this option in every game now sorry, Ice think Ice micicle neeze this optongest in eeveery game cirnow
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NnickykunN (COMMS OPEN!) @nnickykunn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
happy cirno day and EoSD in 4k #9月9日はチルノの日 #東方project
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Claire DeWitt, P.I. (EN VTuber) @clairedewittvt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy Cirno Day to all who celebrate ⑨/⑨
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Touhou Cirno: Have an Ice Day
Alt: Touhou Cirno: Have an Ice Day
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あすてろid @asteroidill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Woah, certainly makes you think
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 06/09/2026
i flash the sign of the forbidden pitch. the pitcher’s face pales as he tries to shake it off but my hand remains cement still. he shakes again and i can see him looking at the children in the crowd. everyone has to grow up sometime. we’ll walk through those prison gates as world series champions
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🔥 Gurepyon 🔥 @gurepyon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Miku of Hope 🔥✨
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又甜又圆太太 @adulture.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
all of the motel keychain designs so far
17 motel keychain designs of destiny 2 destinations
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Aggro Crab 💥🔪 @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
REBOUNDER. A new game developed by ThirtyThree, published by Aggro Crab. Rebounder is a hand-crafted precision platformer about a roughneck worker recruited for a hazardous job on a distant planet. Nail the run. Deliver your line. Dropping 2027.
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SoupP💙 | 🦴🌹🖍️ @soupp.moe · 02/08/2026
okay now that it's public, I spent a bunch of time over the past 8 months making a gameboy game and I'm gonna be annoying af about it for a bit cause it feels kinda crazy
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0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026
it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A man stands behind the 4 panels of a comic as if the comic is representing a window. he is dressed in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit. One of his friends comments "when he's wearing his Rei Ayanami schoolgirl outfit, he does this in front of every window he passes by."
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BigNoseBug 👃🎡 @bignosebug.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A GRUB MADE ME AN ENTIRE GAME!? At OffKai I was graciously given a precious gift of a whole game based on my fictional theme park by @soupp.moe ❤️ And YES the cartridge works in an actual GameBoy Color!! We'll be playing the game live on Sunday, Aug 30th at 4pm PT!
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The shit I have to climb over just to do my laundry 💀
A photo of a garage interior with a bunch of stuff piled on the floor and around the door, blocking the path to the laundry machines visible to one side.
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LB 🩵💖🧡🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
thought abt this picture again and cackled outloud in public
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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Making a Star Wars parody of "Once in a Lifetime" by The Talking Heads based solely on the fact that the lyrics "(and as the) days go by" sounds kinda like Dagobah
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