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Andrew V.

@wiredman11.bsky.social

39 followers 217 following 498 posts

Tired thirty-something (he/him) I like art, video games, and dumb jokes. User icon by @goosito.bsky.social Banner by twitter.com/ishelin_art

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Bro just got married and is already bringing out the "my bitch wife" routine 💀

A photo of a handwritten sign taped to a traffic light pole. The sign reads:
The Bride Said
"Clear it out"
Homegoods * Shoes * Tools * Garden
[Date of sale]
[Address]
<---

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hate this city sometimes

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What the hell, man

A screenshot of a weather app showing predictions for the upcoming week. Daily high temperatures are above 90° F all week, with the highest reaching nearly 100°

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Good day on Neopets dot com

A screenshot of a random event on Neopets (a virtual pet website) which says "Something has happened! The Pant Devil's evil twin hands you Ghost Draik Morphing Potion, stolen from his brother. He flies away cackling madly."

Below this, a search of this item on Jellyneo (a Neopets fansite) shows the item is worth 9 million Neopoints (the currency of Neopets).

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The shit I have to climb over just to do my laundry 💀

A photo of a garage interior with a bunch of stuff piled on the floor and around the door, blocking the path to the laundry machines visible to one side.

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It's really funny that the entirety of the video preview for the Ghost in the Shell (1996) movie on YouTube is just the shot of the Major emerging naked from the fluid tank.

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

New Balances

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

How did I miss this run at GDQ lmao

A screenshot of a live speedrun being performed at Summer Games Done Quick 2026. The game being played is Gordon & Daxter, which is a mod for Jack & Daxter where the player controls Gordon Freeman instead of Jack. The game is played in first person and the player has access to guns which are used for both movement (grenade jumping) and combat.

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The people responsible for the current situation need to be held accountable. Enough is enough.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I am on an insane Scrandle streak rn

A screenshot of my Scrandle.com score history for the month of May 2026. I have achieved a perfect 10/10 on 10 separate days, with the last four days being a consecutive unbroken streak of perfect scores.

My overall total accuracy is 77.51%, I have scored perfectly on 40/340 games, and my scran level is 240 (whatever that means).

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

A movie poster I saw in a dream

An amateurish mockup of a poster for a non-existent film with no title.

In the center, Adam Sandler crosses his arms with a slightly smug expression on his face. The tagline "Here comes a murder spree..." is written across his chest. The top and bottom of the poster each show a row of four people, with Jennifer Aniston and Bernie Sanders at the top-left. The remaining six people are only silhouettes, implying that Aniston and Sanders were the first two victims of Sandler's murder spree, with the rest yet to come.

The entire poster is themed around the US flag, for some reason, featuring large blocks of red, white, and blue, as well as a couple lines of white five-pointed stars. Sadly, there are only 42 stars in total, while the real US flag has 50 (one for each state). Clearly, this poster would benefit from some additional time and care to improve its appearance and cohesion.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

They're best friends

A photo of two large plush toys on a bed. Totoro's eyes are wide open the hair is finely textured. Kirby is asleep on top of a warp star, with his hands sticking out front and his feet behind.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

ParkCon feet juice #Fanime Photo credit to @Ly0set on Twitter x.com/Ly0set/statu...

A photo of a Hatsune Miku cosplayer sitting cross-legged with one bare foot held in midair, dripping with an unknown clear liquid. Another person kneels below the bare foot, mouth upturned to catch the dripping liquid. The recipient bears a reverential expression with their eyes mostly closed and their face wet, with a line of liquid running down the side of their face.

The cosplayer is holding an upside-down handwritten sign which reads "FRESH FEET JUICE" and a cooler (presumably full of liquid) sits on the ground in front of their legs. A crowd of people surrounds the scene, with one person in front taking a photo with their cell phone, and another behind whose face is set in a grimace.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Wearing this shirt to Fanime so everyone knows I'm an OG

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Wait I got it

Edited screenshot of a Twitter post from the Los Angeles Chargers (@Chargers). The original post reads "soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs". In this edit, the text "head to pf changs" has been crossed out and replaced with "suck her dick".

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I feel like I must have heard this before and just forgot because I even got the year right

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

A screenshot of a weather app showing daily high temperatures around 90° F for a full six days in a row.

A photo of a pistol being pointed at the sun.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Xerox support really said "git gud"

A screenshot of a Xerox support website. A large red box with white text reads "For fast technical support, help with ordering, tracking and recycling of supplies, hardware and drivers and much more, try ."

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

At da hockey game

A photo of a hockey game taken near the front row.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Looked up the Wikipedia article for Dr. Bronner's soap and it's already off to a great start.

Screenshot of the 'History' section of the Wikipedia article for Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps. The text reads (in full):

Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps was founded by Emanuel Bronner, who was not a doctor. He was a Jewish immigrant soap-maker who emigrated from Germany in 1928. His family, who stayed behind, were murdered in the Holocaust. After escaping from a mental institution in 1945, Bronner went into business.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I found this awesome dinosaur skeleton truck at Goodwill.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

YouTube algorithm hits sometimes

A screenshot of YouTube showing a preview for a video titled "Lps~ The JFK assassination" from user 'DjdoggyLPS'. The video thumbnail shows two toy animals--on the left is a pink cat with a large bow on its head; on the right is a light brown dog. Both toys have overly large heads and huge eyes. The video is 20 minutes long, was uploaded 12 years ago, and has 770K views.

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Christmas tree spotted at the construction site 😊

A night-time photo of a building under construction. A Christmas tree with colorful lights is visible on the uppermost floor of the building.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Someone is having a very normal night on my local Craigslist.

A screenshot of a Craigslist posting with the title "DeepDream Anthromorphism REJECTED, NO CONSENT POSSIBLE. The body text reads "Google DeepDream is Ai anthromorphism to turn humans into animals! Qanon is complicit! We reject anthromorphism in all its forms, RESIST ALL! Google is the devil!!!!!"

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Minecraft banana?

A photo of a banana with a Minecraft advertisement on the sticker.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Anyone left their bananas behind on the Blue Line this evening?

A photo of a small bunch of bananas on the floor of a public transit vehicle. The bananas are moderately bruised.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Yuri is coming to San Jose 😳

A photo of an electronic billboard. The word "YURI" is emblazoned across the top in a bold all caps font. In the center, a woman poses, looking into the camera with a glowing aura surrounding her. A lineup of other women are visible behind her. In the background, the United States flag waves dramatically. Smaller text along the right side reads:
ICŌNICA
USA TOUR
4 DIC
———
SAN JOSÉ, CA
SAN JOSÉ CIVIC

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

What year is it?

A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail for a video titled 'Cobalt - A Halo 2 Trick Jumping Film'. The video was uploaded 4 days ago.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Shout-out to whoever drives this car.

A photo of a car with amusing bumper stickers. Some examples:
How am I driving? I'm not, this car is being driven by 700 rats.
Keep honking; I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now
Mothman is real and he stole my catalytic converter

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Get baited, idiot.

A photo of a small black cat looking out a sliding glass door at a cardboard cutout of a squirrel.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

At the Halloween punk rock show.

A photo of a four-piece band playing on a small stage.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Happy Halloween!

A photo of four people dressed as the main characters from Scooby Doo (Velma, Shaggy, Daphne, and Fred) posing in an office.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I found that "Good Boy" movie everyone is talking about. It doesn't look very scary to me.

A photo of a DVD case for a movie titled 'Good Boy!'.

Five dogs of varying breeds are perched on the roof of a simple wooden doghouse. A boy's upper body is visible in front of the doghouse door. The boy is wearing a red long-sleeve shirt, a red baseball cap, and is smiling at the viewer.

The tagline at the top reads "Rover is about to take over". A quote across the bottom proclaims the movie as "one of the year's best family films".

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Yooooo this place has the mega pupusa

Photo of a restaurant menu showing a "MEGA PUPUSA (14 inches)"

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

How did this get on my YouTube recommended page 😂

Screenshot of a YouTube video preview. The thumbnail shows an anime-style male figure in a dark room staring into the camera with a soft expression. The title of the video is "Soft Boyfriend tucks you into bed before dropping 15 metal pipes ASMR". The video was published 1 year ago and has 910K views.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Literally me a couple hours ago

A crudely-drawn and edited two-panel meme. In the first panel, a stick figure sits on the floor with lots of black lines drawn over the top of them and all around them. An open door is behind the person. In the next panel, a Volkswagen Golf GTI appears in the doorway. The stick figure is standing with their arms up in the air and their face is flush with excitement. Text above the stick figure says "omg Golf GTI hi!!!"

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

A screenshot showing Destiny 2 being downloaded on Steam.

Meme with bugs bunny in a suit looking dejected and holding a flintlock pistol with text overlaid:
LORD FORGIVE ME BUT ITS TIME TO GO BACK TO THA OLD ME

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Free Detolf... when the wife makes you get rid of all your anime figures 😞

Screenshot of a Craigslist post in the "free stuff" section showing a "glass tower display case from IKEA". This popular shelf is commonly used to display anime figurines.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

This thing?

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

All the replacement jugs for the water cooler at work have been used up, so I'm forced to drink the bottled spicy water instead. I don't understand how anyone can prefer this over normal flat water.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

This hotel carpet has an amogus holding up a giant foam hand with one finger extended.

A photo of a section of carpet with blue abstract geometric shapes. One shape looks like a crewmate from the video game Among Us might if they were holding above their head an oversized foam hand with just the index finger extended, like the kind often seen in the crowd at a sports game.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I made the mistake of looking at housing again.

A screenshot of rent.com showing rental housing prices in one area of San Jose, CA. Most listings are above $2,000 per month, with some over $3,000.

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

More bowling

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Bowling

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I know Windows is bloated, but this is ridiculous!

A screenshot of a command-line interface showing available updates for a Windows computer. One of the updates is 86 GB in size.

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Yoooo, they got malk here! Shoutout to Julian Smith. Real OGs know what I'm talking about.

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Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

WTF, how are there zero results for this?

Andrew V. @wiredman11.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

How much do you think Sonic paid Mr. Jack to shill their food?

A screenshot from the Microsoft Answers website shows a post with instructions on how to remove an account from the Microsoft Authenticator app. The post ends abruptly with "Meanwhile enjoy the hot and fresh fast food from Sonic Drive-in menu" (this last text has a link to another website that presumably contains the menu in question). The post was made by Mr. Jack in February 2025.