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Will Armstrong

@willwarmstrong.bsky.social
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Game Dev and Programmer. Working at Monomi Park. Previously Unity, Firewatch, Minerva's Den, Bioshock 2, and Spiderman 3. All opinions are my own. He/him.

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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If all other sources of the data but theirs go down that is a feature not a bug. We should treat all negative externalities of the hyperscalers as actual malice.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is super tough as a game dev. A big game comes out and suddenly people start complaining the game we are working on doesn’t use the same buttons in the same way. No matter how different.
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what I'm talking about when I tell you that forecasts need to be evaluated realistically and people need to be held responsible for making them, not just for meeting them.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Blue Prince @blueprincegame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blue Prince is now 40% off as part of the Steam Autumn Sale until 8 October. bit.ly/41AwPsB
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least slap a raven and an old timey font on there. Have some fun with it. Jesus this is bad.
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Alethea Kontis, Witch 🖤 @aletheakontis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm immensely proud to announce that my texture library that's been in the making for nearly a decade is now available on my itchio store for indie devs to purchase commercial licenses. makkon.itch.io
screenshot of my itchio store, showing several texture packs available for purchse
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What we imagined: <sexiest cyborg possible> "We have to lock down the ports, get that ICE back online triplequick, or these rogue AI will meat-frag our squad, chummer." What happened: "Hey, IT, JIRA is trying to talk to me in Slack. Can you opt out of its Rogue AI again? They updated the default."
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking of the following commentary on D&D names from an old DM of the Rings comic:
Nobody wants to play a campaign with Emperor Fred or High Chancellor Gary, and so the usual approach is to give everyone high fantasy names like King Geon’ai, Sir Lua’an-Eradin, or Lady Alaain Mera-Dovrel. You know, strange and fantasy-ish. Of course, this means the names will all be unpronouncable, difficult to spell, and easily confused. For fun, have your players describe the plot of your campaign after it’s over. I promise it will sound something like this:

The dragon guy with that black sword was oppressing the people that lived on those hills. Then that one king with the really long beard got that one chick with the crazy hair, and she went to that one lake. Then she got corrupted by that curse thing that made her attack that group of guys we found dead. You know, the ones that had that +1 sword and the bag of holding? Once we broke her curse she told us about the dragon guy and gave us that thing. And the map. Then we found the dragon dude and kicked his ass.It’s like living in a word without proper nouns. I’ve always wanted to make a campaign like this:

The Dark Lord Walter, wielder of the Black Sword of choppery, was opressing the peoples of Pittsburgh. Then King George Washington enlisted the help of the Warrior Princess Rapunzel. Sadly, in the Land of Yellowstone she fell under a spell and slew the Steelers, Knights of Pittsburgh. At last the heroes freed the princess, traveled through the kingdom of Barstow, and confronted Walter in the land of Spokane.

Sure, it sounds stupid, but you have to admit: your players will be able to remember, pronounce, and even spell all of the important people and places.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Joshua Allin @joshuaallin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went from 28 FPS to a rock solid 60 FPS on Steam Deck just by tweaking my SubViewports #Godot Quick Tip: If your project uses a lot of SubViewports (as I do for signs, labels, letters) and chokes on low end hardware (like Steam Deck), drop this script on them Huge performance boost for a #gamedev
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coronary Georg was an outlier and should not have been counted.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right? I was so happy when that was the scale human.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Capitalism and Calvinism have combined to convince our culture that wealth is the highest morality. If you have money and can, more importantly, make ME money, everything is forgivable. If however you COST me money or have no money yourself then your wickedness is innate and irredeemable.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No. www.dimensions.com/element/bald... Still big. Just short.
A screen grab of Dimensions.com comparing a Bald Eagle vs a woman in height. The Eagles is shorter than the woman.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On one hand, everyone hates him. Californians from knowing him, everyone else from a vague hatred / jealousy of California. On the other hand, he looks and sounds like the President in a TV show. My gut says he has no chance, but... well...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/09/2026
vintagewildlife :waning_gibbous_moon_emoji: on Threads:

""I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?"

[a person holding a large black stick insect]

"This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it."
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's cool. I'm sure all the BitReactor devs that were furloughed weeks before launch are gonna see some of that $50 million... right? Residuals are standard in other creative industries. If the people who actually made the game got their share of the profits, we wouldn't be in this mess.
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Carol Mertz @carolmertz.itch.io · 21/09/2026
Send us your experimental game — we wanna help you show it off! Get a chance to share your project onstage at GDC next spring, and help us inspire more people to make strange and experimental projects that change how we think about games. <3
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The fun thing is then your brain just gives you nightmares about your house falling apart in new and interesting ways. The problem is cost of housing but also our brains.
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Del @del.art · 20/09/2026
When a game studio ships a solid game, it creates TWO valuable products: 1. A solid game. 2. The team that spent years learning how to work together make a game. Because Western studios keep disbanding #2 while development cycles get longer; we will inevitably see less of #1.
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Crème Breelée 🐺 @bloodmooncafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder, you don't need...that shitty wizard series...for references for wizards. If you wanna draw a wizard or magician fight, look up irl photos of music conductors. You're welcome.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quick! Someone start posting slightly inaccurate facts about the F-35 in Chinese on the War Thunder forums! Should let us know what they know very quickly.
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GDC NARRATIVE PORTFOLIO REVIEW………. 2!!!!! Coming to GDC 2027
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This post is making the rounds again for some reason and therefore I feel I must inform you that they’ve hired another one so there are now TWO forensic pathologists working in Iceland.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We were watching the Wolverine Sentinel footage, and... We used to call these "high chair boss battles" because the boss looks like a baby in a high chair and you're on their tray. Now you have to see it, too 😅
screenshot from the new Wolverine game with him battling a giant Sentinel. Wolverine is on a platform that comes up to the sentinel's waist. The sentinel hands can come to rest on the platform. A mock bad photoshop of Wolverine in the same pose from the trailer shooped into a stock image of a large baby boy sitting in a high chair and crying. Wolverine is standing on the high chair tray in a similar angle and presentation to the previous game trailer screenshot
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Brendon Chung @blendogames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wrote about how Skin Deep's "Highlighter System" works -- automatically detecting events in the world and showcasing them to the player: blendogames.com/news/post/20...
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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Game Devs of Color Expo @gdocexpo.com · 11/09/2026
DEV INTERVIEW👾 South of Midnight is a third-person action-adventure game. Players take on the role of Hazel, who learns an ancient weaving power to explore the Deep South mythos, cleansing "Stigma" and defeating "Haints" - physical manifestations of deep-rooted sorrows and trauma. 🎮 #GDoCExpo2026
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nope. Still mad at Black and White for pulling that move 25 years ago.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not quite done with it but South of Midnight is one hell of a game so far. I have plenty of mechanical critiques - but the game is trying to be art. Trying to evoke an emotional response. And in that it WORKS.
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South of Midnight - Hazel
Alt: South of Midnight - Hazel
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blizzard workers had to fight tooth and nail for years, but they finally did it: they secured a union contract not just for one team, but for all unionized units--warcraft, overwatch, diablo, and more
“We really started mobilizing as one Blizzard unit in [the] last couple of months, and I think that really helped put the pressure on,” Paul Cox, senior game designer on World of Warcraft, told Aftermath.
"I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment."
Prior to spring of this year, the WoW team, which unionized in 2024, had gotten the lion's share of bargaining time. Other units found themselves stuck in the mud. Higher-ups were effectively stalling the whole process—unfortunately nothing new for unionized workers under Microsoft’s umbrella.
"For this whole year of bargaining on the Diablo side—and I imagine on the rest of the units as well—we received so few [bargaining] dates, but we kind of had the understanding that whatever WoW was able to win would at least influence and set the floor for the rest of our units,” Diablo senior environment artist Mahreen Fatima told Aftermath. “We adopted this messaging about how WoW's wins are our wins, so we should be out there mobilizing with them. But truly, I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment this last month to finally be able to say, 'OK, yes, we are willing to extend this contract to everyone.' We really did not have any indication that we could get this done until last month."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
"Your package has a delivery exception. We were unable to attempt delivery of your item on November 23, 2020 at 2:22 pm in due to interference by an animal. Your item will go out for delivery on the next business day as conditions permit."
[The Untitled Goose Game goose stole a video game from a delivery van.]
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sourencho 🍄 Mimic Meadows! @sourencho.com · 07/09/2026
The Mimic Meadows demo is part of the Prismatic Indie Showcase on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4136640/...
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh NO
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Time of Day system => contextually aware mode lighting. Have enemies that alter global illumination when agro’d. Or player verbs that turn the light a distressing green.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/09/2026
[redstonedust on Tumblr: "extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count." 

haunting-kind-of-high replies: "I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name"]
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rude.
A warning label in a package that says “danger - do not tramp”
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is clearly an EU Star Wars treasure hunting alien that looks like a wang.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In sf I think we should seize the golf course - which is in a VERY nice neighborhood - and give it over to the unhoused. Watch how fast we can get housing first programs funded if the encampments are on the greens.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A short lived “what if we just straight up sold drugs” initiative? This would have been right before the Disney Renaissance, probably needed the cash.
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olive 🌺 @wick.works · 01/09/2026
Lancer Tactics is looking for a multiplayer programmer! lancertactics.com/hiring-multi... If you've been through the rodeo of pressing the "enable multiplayer" checkbox for a Godot game, we'd love to hear from you!
A fake screenshot with the Godot engine with a checkbox that says "Enable multiplayer".
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rudetuesday @rudetuesday.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have always appreciated how I have never received a clear answer from Germans about whether Mr. Herzog is considered strange there.
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Brett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wrote an essay about why I'm done using AI for coding, even if it costs me my job and career: brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... The basic gist is: AI made me a worse, apathetic programmer. I think it's bad for humanity, the planet, and the craft of software engineering. And I'm done using it.
brettcodes.com
I'm done using AI
Why I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels.
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bgk @bgk.peartree.games · 01/09/2026
Any Canadian visual artists available to work on a Steam capsule set? Budget: $500, Genre: 2D Puzzle, Visuals: Abstract/Stained Glass. Send me an email with some of your work! bgk at peartree dot games
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