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Will Armstrong

@willwarmstrong.bsky.social
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Game Dev and Programmer. Working at Monomi Park. Previously Unity, Firewatch, Minerva's Den, Bioshock 2, and Spiderman 3. All opinions are my own. He/him.

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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No. www.dimensions.com/element/bald... Still big. Just short.
A screen grab of Dimensions.com comparing a Bald Eagle vs a woman in height. The Eagles is shorter than the woman.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rude.
A warning label in a package that says “danger - do not tramp”
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ooo, a near total lunar eclipse!
Pantone forest fog again
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hawaii being extra.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On VACATION vacation. On the big island for the week. Timing could have been better, but could have been worse. Lala seems to have dinged the place pretty good, and closed the ocean today. But everything is getting back online fast.
The Pacific Ocean with palm trees in front and Maui off in the distance. The view from my balcony. A beautiful tropical beach in Hawaii. Poke and pork tacos at Kona brewing company.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Shot : chaser
Two posts in my feed. The first an article saying childhood mortality will increase this year due to Doge. The second about how hated Musk and other tech ceos are.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s the forth of July! 🎆🎇🎆
Haha. Same fog.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There is a total eclipse!
Nope. Same grey fog.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life in sf: Best viewing of the Perseid meteor shower in years! The sky -
A Pantone swatch labeled forest fog. It is uniformly dark grey
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everyone loves steak night.
A scruffy dog looking up from a very large beef rib off a cowboy steak.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A normal quantity of eyebrow.
A scruffy dog with eyebrows for days.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Finally got short ribs to come out right.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Watched too much The Bear and now this is happening.
Duck legs braised with beans and squash. After cooking. A summer salad of tomatoes strawberries avocado basil and cucumber. Plating.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Black cat chain
A black cat asleep in a sunbeam.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Today's Daily was fun. Took out the third form of the Cerberus boss on the first turn while it was intangible by channeling several hundred lighting. 🤘
The daily leaderboard from Slay the Spire 2. 
The user got a rank of 666.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How to read a layoff announcement.
"We here at PublicCorp has decided to lie to you about numbers for our benefit. In the very near future we will make more money than has ever existed or will ever exist. We are ruining the lives of our employees as fast as we can and giving their salaries to you, the shareholder. I can never fired and have more money than god. I cannot experience a single consequence. Thank you for understanding during this difficult transition." - CEO
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dottie finding out she isn’t a terrier.
A dog with a chew sticking out of her mouth like a cigarette A dog with a chew sticking out of her mouth like a cigarette looking surprised. Dog genetic test results:
Australian cattle dog 29%
Super mutt 29%
Min pin 23%
German Shepard 12%
Cocker Spaniel 5%
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
70's Stan Lee saying the above line about new york being the only city.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This box my Vietnamese food was delivered in is Kam’s favorite toy of all time.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Also - what they are what-about-ing does happen. All the time. Cis white straight men get cast as PoC and lgbtq characters ALL THE TIME. The thing they say we would be mad about if it happened is always happening.
Prince of Persia in which Jake Gyllenhaal plays a Persian prince. Dall Buyers Club in which Jared Leto plays a trans woman.The Ten Commandments in which Charleton Heston plays Moses, a jewish person from Egypt. And in which Yul Brenner plays Ramses, an Egyptian Pharaoh.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My clever plan to stop having my toes bitten had a fatal flaw that was blindingly obvious in retrospect.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
On her way out for her last potty of the night, someone figured out how to slip out of her harness. So I am doing this now.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Nightmare creature.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Made a heat map for dog potty times. The outcome - 'treat dog as if it were loaded at all times'
A spreadsheet of times and color coded bodily functions with rows colorized based on relative frequency.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Truly impeccable form here.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
First time Dot is chill enough to sit on the couch. Still much to learn.
A tiny puppy chilling on the couch watching tv. A tiny puppy sitting on the couch with her rump on me and her face wedged in between the cushions for god knows what reason.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Totally already forgot about her pooping on the couch.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
May I present - ear
A 3 month old terrier puppy in a high viz vest munching a leaf.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dorothea 💕 Ferdinand
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Last week my partner adopted this menace. Her name is Dorothea/Dottie/Dot/‘stop biting’. She loves frozen carrots and squeaky toys. Pretty great.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Certainly not a mimic.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Wtf they are real?!?
A truck advertising Mario Brothers plumbing.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When your partner’s favorite food is pizza.
A pear, pistachio, and brie pizza. A chorizo Mexican pizza. Both very slightly heart shaped.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
All cat toys are inferior to Ball Of Own Fur. Ball Of Own Fur - fun and free!
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Not 1 month ago
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My seven year old FIV rescue kitty Nora has joined the battle against cancer. She’s got renal lymphoma and really not a great range of possible outcomes. When I adopted her and her sister 7 years ago yesterday they told me she might not live very long. But still. 💔 Hug your pets.
A very cute black cat on my lap in the oncology room. A black cat with shaved wrists looking not great. Nora in the shelter 6 months old.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Finished just before the year end.
Lego enterprise The crew and shuttle of the Lego enterprise
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Holiday project coming along nicely.
Lego starship enterprise under construction. The main saucer section just starting to take shape.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Made a cartoon pork roast for Xmas eve dinner.
A crown roast with crowns on a bed of apple leek stuffing. Full spreadSample plate
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Tim Curry as long John silver in muppet treasure island whomst did canonically sleep with miss piggy
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Hmmm. This is more Lego than anticipated.
All the bags for the Enterprise LEGO set. Like 4 feet of bags.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The reason for the season.
A turkey and cranberry jelly slider on a dinner roll.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The spread.
A Thanksgiving dinner. A very full plate of brown foods. Pumpkin cheesecake that I forgot to photograph before slicing.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Belated turkey day.
A crispy golden brown turkey fresh off the high temp part of the roast. Now for a sedate several hours down in the 300s.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This blanket is ANGRY
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Friendsgiving tomorrow starting to… take shape.
Stuffing going into the oven in a baking dish shaped like Texas.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Friendsgiving tomorrow starting to… take shape.
Stuffing going into the oven in a baking dish shaped like Texas.
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The Prequel
A mug saying 'The Future is' and then 'Reduced for Quick Sale $2' on a price sticker over the bottom word
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Oh good. My cat is being super normal.
A black cat laying on her side, limbs awkwardly raised, staring into space beyond space and the infinite void. A closeup of her STARE
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Blood Angels and World Eaters are the two most melee oriented. But Emperor's Children have plenty of melee units too, and you get to paint Noise Marines.
A Noise Marine with Guitar
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