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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I agree with the army guys. Children and disabled people have had it too good for too long. The army guys need all that welfare money for the war with Russia, a country that has been trying to drive to Kyiv for four years.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Imma gonna be honest, this doesn’t feel as bad as the curse of earning £24k
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT
Pope Leo standing up in an airplane aisle holding a baseball bat
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
SICK
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I have been doing looksmaxxing. Every day I look at the maximum number of things and then I get tired and have a big sleep.
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 22/02/2026
London’s “worst mass eviction in recent history” is underway; hundreds of households across London told to get out of their homes this week by the same landlord, ahead of the renters rights act. The landlord? Billionaire Asif Aziz’s Criterion Capital. www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...
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Who's the billionaire behind London’s biggest mass eviction?
He's the London philanthropist who says he's committed to solving homelessness. So why is Asif Aziz's Criterion Capital rushing to make hundreds of Londoners homeless in the coming weeks?
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"average person has 0 sex a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 10,000 sex per year. FreePress Georg, who lives in cave & has 0 sex per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Just got jumped by a squirrel, in the Evel Knievel sense. Little guy bombed across the road, up a tree, and then over my head into the ivy. Had maybe 20cm of clearance. Absolute daredevil.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Somebody give this guy the light.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
America, your Grandads out on the lawn again, yelling at the birds.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I’ve been assuming since about 2016 that I would die in a third pan-European war but by fuck will I be annoyed if it happens on the beaches of Greenland of all places.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I don’t know about you guys but if I was going to start a political party I do it with people who both agree with and like me.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I’m not saying I’m bad at cooking but, and I mean this in the most literal possible sense, I just shot boiling hot carbonara up the gusset of my pyjamas.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
“I have never authorised attacks on my cabinet” says Kier Starmer, plausibly denying the deniable operations of his enormous staff of political operators.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Every car is self driving, they’re just bad at it.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I mean, to be fair my favourite thing about the Conservative government was the ever tightening death spiral of increasingly unpopular leaders at the end of which the party buried itself in the ground at nine thousand miles an hour. Good luck to Wes Streeting.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Saw an advert for an “immersive Titanic experience”, which surely was the problem with the original Titanic experience.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Wallace’s attempts to excuse wrong doing by putting the blame on his autism ring hollow. Although to be fair, and I really do feel this was overlooked by the mainstream press, none of this would have happened if to begin with the police had taken the threat of that penguin seriously.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My housemate is attempting to make hot cross buns, and judging by the amount of swearing I can hear in the kitchen they are definitely one of those things.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Apropos of nothing when I went to google “man attempts to access women’s changing room” it auto corrects to “man attempts to enter hogwarts”. Two fantasies of the same deranged mind
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Going to rent a big bus and drive round the country doing code breaking in different towns. I’m Alan Touring.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Clocking in for another day of bringing up the PIAT. It’s tankless work.
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Ackart @ackart.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Linda Belcher from Bobs Burgers with a crudely drawn speech bubble
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
If these guys shoot like the Uber guys drive it's going to be guillotines in the square by middle of next week.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Bigger AND the same price? Can you even fucking imagine?
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It’s important to understand the distinction between catfishing, which is deplorable, and cat fishing, which is adorable.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My show “Much Peril Many Intrigue” comes to Leicester Comedy Festival in the 14th. Two tickets for the price of one tickets with code “241PERIL” www.justthetonic.com/leicester-co...
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
So unbelievably angry that the solution to all my problems is to improve and develop in the things that give me joy and purpose.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Surely media training 101 is “don’t accidentally do a Nazi salute”? I think on that basis we can assume that all Nazi salutes are a choice.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I’m excited for AI to rip the guts out of all these industries and then suddenly get way more expensive.
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Kate Ashwin! ⭐ @katedrawscomics.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
“Cut taxes. Fuck public services and fuck you all. Nobody deserves anything in this world. Also, is anyone willing to personally fight the inferno near my mansion? I’m willing to give you any and all of my bottle caps!”
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I'm all for the elimination of Facebook/Instagram fact checkers and believe that we should all take a more vibes-based approach to truth. For too long has the tyranny of objectivity held sway.
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?" Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
One movie. Remade with the original cast. Directed by any Muppet of your choice.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Charles Dickens [a idiot]: one marley Brian Henson [a brain]: two marley, song
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 25/12/2024
My favourite superheroes are Spiderman since he has all the powers of a spider, and Catwoman since he has all the powers of a catwo.
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
An owl stares into the camera from atop a family’s Christmas tree An owl perched on top of a Christmas tree inside a Virginia home
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This show is so funny and def worth watching!!!
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
More and more as time goes on I think this whole place is going to burn down and the only real decision we have now is whether we strike the match before these billionaire super villains.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
got my dad a book of lizard innuendo
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It's the relentlessness of it, isn't it. All the avenues we used to have to earn a living, one by one, and now we have to waste so much time on this shit, just to plead with our government to not drive us completely into the ground. All for some rich people to keep getting richer.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Handy resource. Here’s what you need to do to respond to the government’s craven and disgraceful AI-friendly creator-opt-out copyright change proposals. I’m going to do the lot.
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Will Davies @willtdavies.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Christmas shopping for older men is so much easier if you think about it like robbing a house in Skyrim: Wheels of cheese. Smoked meat. A nice basket. Some sort of axe. Gem that hums.
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Caroline Fiennes @carolinefiennes.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's nearly time to reveal my Quote Of The Year 🥳 In preparation, here's last year's one: a corker, from The Guardian 🤣
Correction in The Guardian newspaper
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