Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Saying you won a war and then needing a zillion more dollars to fight it is like wiping your ass with your fingers and then reaching for the toilet paper. Something ain't right here. 010
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Pete Hegseth dry humps his pillow to old VHS tapes of men's body building competitions....Allegedly. 032
Reposted by Mr BrightsideCathy @leadahorse.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Hegseth, Bongino, Trump, Witkoff ,Lutnick etc are perfect examples of why we need DEI to keep white men out of jobs they are far too stupid to do. 0101
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Ice agents are scumbags perfect for trump's agenda. They're mean, soulless cowards. 000
Reposted by Mr BrightsidePope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Drop something MONSTROUSmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of two microphones .Alt: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of two microphones. Ronald Reagan. 0141
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Funny how men wouldn't vote for a woman to be president because she'll be "emotional" yet they're cool with cry baby trump wiping out people that say mean things about him 🤦🏿 021
Reposted by Mr BrightsideKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/ 497194959814
Reposted by Mr BrightsideBarack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/09/2025After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.yahoo.comLet’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy KimmelTrump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet. 19826137119522
Reposted by Mr BrightsideMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job. 11656659815951
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 06/09/2025How patriotic is it for an American president to rejoice in declaring war on American cities? Trump is an absolute disgrace to the office and a disgusting human being. 010
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 07/08/2025If only a gust of wind would've thrown that motherfucker off that roof and his head split like a pumpkin the day after Halloweenmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming in an office .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming in an office . 010
Reposted by Mr BrightsideJeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/08/2025weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him 705283908245
Reposted by Mr BrightsideLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/07/2025All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets. 515235567367
Reposted by Mr BrightsideBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 27/07/2025Nobody cares what Conan's warm up act has to say. 2827841
Reposted by Mr Brightside𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 - 𝐓𝐇𝐌 @tomhicksmedia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Schools shouldn’t just prepare kids for the job market. They should prepare them to build a kinder, smarter, more just world. 1294
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Trump could've said Elmo, the actual muppet itself without a hand up its butt, was on Epstein island and his maga base would believe him. 041
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 27/07/2025The folks that post "protect our daughters" are awfully quiet about the government working to protect pedophiles and rapists of said daughters. I guess they only get alerted when a trans woman wants to go for a swim.media.tenor.coma cartoon of batman with the words hmmmmmm very interesting behind himALT: a cartoon of batman with the words hmmmmmm very interesting behind him 120
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Interesting how quiet the "edgy" comics are who complain about cancel culture while their fellow comedians are actually being cancelled by the president of the United States and not some college kids who didn't buy tickets to their 12am show. 010
Reposted by Mr Brightside𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 - 𝐓𝐇𝐌 @tomhicksmedia.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip-flops. 083
Reposted by Mr BrightsideKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 08/07/2025We live in a world where a man found liable for sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies can be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. He’s sent the military into the streets of LA. He’s got ICE terrorizing & kidnapping immigrants. He’s about to strip people of their healthcare. Peace? No. 1292158566
Reposted by Mr BrightsideGod @thegodshow.com · 07/07/2025Thou shalt admit that the president is a rapist who destroyed the Epstein list to cover up his crimes. 475147563299
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Ted Cruz is as useful as a fork in a soup eating contest. 000
Reposted by Mr BrightsideStaz Trudeaux @shejstaz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025If you think Elon Musk will penalize her in any way for this violent, racist post on his platform, you haven’t been paying attention. He hates us too. Look how many likes she got. Remember this when they come for anyone with “one drop.” AGAIN. 053
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 08/07/2025The Trump administration: We're lying to you. The Trump cult:media.tenor.coma young boy sits at a table with his eyes closed and says " works for me " netflixALT: a young boy sits at a table with his eyes closed and says " works for me " netflix 010
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 07/07/2025We're just a country that protects bigots, abusers, and sexual predators I guess. We even make them president...TWICE 🤦🏿 000
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 05/07/2025How we look the next morning seeing what customers did to our store after a major holiday.media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is standing in a doorway and looking at the camera .ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in a doorway and looking at the camera . 000
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 21/06/2025How can Charlie Kirk believe in god when he gave him that face? 🤔 000
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Trump is a malignant tumor. He brings nothing but suffering and negativity to the human race. Every damn day something horrible is associated with his name. I don't see how the United States makes it to 2028. 000
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I'm so tired of hearing people that voted for 47 say "...but I don't support the things he's doing". How the fuck does any of that make sense you dumb truck 🖕🏿 143
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 13/04/2025How your people look at you when you work 24/7 and finally have a week off 010
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 13/04/2025That's what happens when you keep sticking it in a vacuum cleaner 010
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Sometimes I think about when I was a child and didn't have lower back pain #nostalgia 010
Reposted by Mr BrightsideGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 27/03/2025STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH! 1356069859
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 22/03/2025A dozen eggs at my store were 9.49 last week. Raise your hand if you knew Trump wasn't gonna fix this shit 🙋🏿 010
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Pretty sure both of their graves are getting pissed on heavily in the future 064
Reposted by Mr BrightsideCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better. 923344998544
Reposted by Mr BrightsideMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all. 734386044721
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 02/03/2025It took 20 years but Cena finally is heel again. Wow!! #WWEChamber 000
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Liv Morgan gives every last bit of herself in that ring. There's a reason why WWE depends on her in all of these Royal Rumbles, Elimination Chambers, and more! 010
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 27/02/2025It's about to get so violent in these streets. The cruel reality is that lower income neighborhoods will be affected most while these politicians and absurdly rich kingmakers will be sitting nice and comfy watching us kill each other for the scraps. You tell me what's great about that. 000
Mr Brightside @will3k85.bsky.social · 27/02/2025If you ever want to see how racist this country is just look at the hateful and disgusting comments aimed at any woman of color in politics especially black women. 010
