Joey Porter Jr. is a Cowboy, De’Von Achane leaves a fantasy crater, Detroit gets a gift from the Carolina injury report, and we found a reason for fantasy players to care about NASCAR in Las Vegas.

Mariah had the biggest song in America. Coolio owned rap. Tim McGraw ruled country. And somehow Patti LaBelle, Seal, and the Goo Goo Dolls all fit into the same week.

You were asleep on the couch twenty minutes ago. Then you started preparing to sleep. This makes no sense.

Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey already have enormous Pentagon business. Now they’re helping decide what technology America’s military will need next.

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The Honeymooners became television shorthand for marriage, friendship, and big dreams from one ridiculously small apartment.

Six Billboard charts. Six different No. 1s. One week that sounds unmistakably like 1987.

Humans often confuse loneliness with solitude. Cats absolutely do not.

DOJ says Minnesota judges crossed an ethical line. The remedy is the real story.

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Speed had a ridiculous premise, a first-time director, and a bus that couldn’t slow down. Then almost everybody involved made the right decision.

Speed had a ridiculous premise, a first-time director, and a bus that couldn’t slow down. Then almost everybody involved made the right decision.

I was two and a half months old. Elvis Presley was considerably busier.

Apparently, I am running household air traffic control, and nobody bothered to tell me.

A $20 million advertising contract followed a CBP budget move by one day. Soon, taxpayers were paying to air a video from Trump’s old campaign. Let’s see the paperwork.

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Seven seconds should be enough to reach overtime. Dallas somehow found a way to lose instead. Meanwhile, October baseball arrives early, and Kyle Larson just put the NASCAR field on notice.

Seven seconds should be enough to reach overtime. Dallas somehow found a way to lose instead. Meanwhile, October baseball arrives early, and Kyle Larson just put the NASCAR field on notice.

James Brown was on the good foot, Mel Tillis finally scored his country No. 1, and a strange little instrumental called “Popcorn” sounded like it had arrived from the future.

My human apparently cannot exist in a room unless somebody, somewhere, is talking.

The Supreme Court said Alito didn’t have to recuse from a major climate case. Four months later, he did anyway. So what the hell changed?

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CBS rejected the pilot. Jerry Van Dyke rejected the role. Sixty-two years later, guess which show we’re still watching?

Six songs, six corners of American music, and one week when the ’60s sounded like they were changing by the hour

Today, I investigate passwords, verification codes and the baffling security systems protecting the man I can identify from three rooms away.

Claude’s maker drew two red lines for the military: mass surveillance of Americans and machines making their own kill decisions. The Pentagon’s answer was essentially: you don’t get to draw them.

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From Billie Holiday to Public Enemy, fifty years of musicians turning anger, grief, and resistance into records that refused to disappear.

Apparently plain milk wasn’t complicated enough.

Pete Hegseth just gave America a remarkably good explanation of why absentee voting exists. He may not have meant to.

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Moving cameras, impossible eyelines and thousands of hand-drawn frames turned a Hollywood trick into one of the most ambitious filmmaking gambles of the 1980s.

Moving cameras, impossible eyelines and thousands of hand-drawn frames turned a Hollywood trick into one of the most ambitious filmmaking gambles of the 1980s.

One day in 2005 catches pop music halfway between the CD rack and the download button.

Cute, fluffy, endangered, and currently nameless. Finally, a species with its priorities straight.

Trump says it’s about stopping noncitizens from voting. The system being built to find them is much bigger than the problem.

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Thursday night blew up a few assumptions. Now let’s figure out what we actually know before Sunday.

Thursday night blew up a few assumptions. Now let’s figure out what we actually know before Sunday.

Mariah owned the week. Usher was becoming a star. And one of the decade’s most unavoidable bands was just getting started.

Your food does not become dangerous when it hits the floor. It becomes available.

My father died after keeping a cancer warning to himself. I remembered his decision when I faced my own.

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John Steed had several partners, and some damn good ones. But when Diana Rigg arrived, one of television’s strangest shows found its perfect accomplice.

Six charts catch American music between decades, with disco refusing to die, country crossing borders and one enormous bass line waiting to take over.