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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861

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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Control Resonant is… disappointing? I feel physically sick that that’s where I’m at on this

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

RIP Destiny, Halo, and Xbox, all in the same year smdh

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A supervisor who couldn’t pronounce my name says the replacement order I was told Friday was made was in fact not put in at all (or was cancelled, she wasn’t sure). But I was assured *this time* it was put in and the price will be adjusted to compensate. Can’t wait for this one to disappear too.

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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026

i need to know what happened

sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

CVS Caremark: "To get 90 days of insulin at once you have to do it through mail order. You can't do it through a local pharmacy. It's cheaper that way." Me: "Okay, send me 90 days of insulin." CVS: *sends 28 days, charges 2x the legal limit*

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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Samus & Kirby

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No character captures my rage and provides aspirational determination like Samus. Fucking psyched for this. youtu.be/ku-vSTDNsT8

youtu.be

Metroid Ravenous – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026

YouTube video by Nintendo of America

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Twilight Princess fans in shambles

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nn @abigailnicole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Don’t forget Rusty’s dad in the army

Bluey in the genocide
We watch the cricket episode,
All laconic drawls and summer
Games, a dedicated pup learning
To play while his father is away.
His name is Rusty, he's a star
At bat. My son laps it up, as do l
Until the end; the scene shifts
And there is the distant dad In combat fatigues, and I learn
Even in this cartoon world
There is a desert full of dogs
Soldiers and guns, and somewhere
Out of frame, Arabs being put down.
Omar Sakr

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

6 potatoes for two minutes of damage resist doesn’t seem worth it…

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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"

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Scott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

lmao the academic freedom of racists is to simply not push them into the sea

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“14 layers of bullshit” is very good

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Corporate IT mandating a migration to GitHub is very funny considering it goes down every other day

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Humans are animals and some of us are assholes. Why do we expect non-human animals to be any different?

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

gillcels seethe after getting mogged by oxygenmaxxing lungschads bsky.app/profile/desi...

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Oh the new Strokes album is produced by Rick Rubin? So that’s why it is unlistenable garbage, get it off the radio

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I dunno, I think people should yell at Texas politicians for this baby nanny state bullshit

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alexis @steppinlazer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

you heard it here first

a box inset on the bottom right corner of the microsoft windows lock screen titled “this day in history” followed by “evil lurking in the hearts of men no longer unknowable” with a link to “see more memories of the day”

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’m a simple man. I see a Strange Scaffold game, I buy it. Very easy.

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

You voted in support of ICE and they killed Minnesotans with your money and support, @angiecraigmn.bsky.social. The only “accountability” you took was to repeat the lies you swallowed and believe. You must resign and disappear into the woods.

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If you’re so interested in Republican votes and talking points, @angiecraigmn.bsky.social, you should be running as a Republican

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Don’t take advice from your enemies @angiecraigmn.bsky.social you dipshit

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I wouldn’t trust a white supremacist to tell me the weather

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Does the piss tank on the ISS have an API??

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Last couple months Kinda been a disaster

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Someone turned on the Mexico filter outside, damn

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Our CEO believes that software can only be written in rooms built before computers and apparently I’m the only one who thinks this is bullshit. And they installed a wall in the hallway so you can’t see the backrooms where we sit from the rest of the building

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The absolute bufoonery of fancasting in this moment aside, MachineGames would be terrible at Halo! Their games do not focus on gamefeel or sandbox design at all! D-, see me after class!

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

a screenshot of a facebook post of a photo of an rv with "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!!" scrawled on the back.

meta ai suggests:
- Baby-eating restaurants in Denver
- Denver's population
- Denver's unique food scene
- Restaurants that serve babies

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 09/07/2026

I wanted to write something thoughtful about XBOX's wanton destruction spree of their talent, portfolio, and future - on how XBOX has destroyed so much trust from both of its audiences - from developers and players. But how can I write anything thoughtful about such thoughtless greed?

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Generational fumble on id, embarrassing

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