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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

> “outmatched” > forces a retreat

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Gotta gather all the sexual predators in one place

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Uwu, you’re right, that was a school! I own that misunderstanding!”

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know “arms” in this context probably means something specific but the idea that the Astros are fielding players with fewer than two physical arms made me chuckle

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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you pee in these in the right order, a secret doorway opens up

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How is free daycare not applicable to stay-at-home parents?

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Control Resonant is… disappointing? I feel physically sick that that’s where I’m at on this

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

RIP Destiny, Halo, and Xbox, all in the same year smdh

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Then why is it releasing two days early on a single platform and you're encouraging people to watch streams for Twitch drops?

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A supervisor who couldn’t pronounce my name says the replacement order I was told Friday was made was in fact not put in at all (or was cancelled, she wasn’t sure). But I was assured *this time* it was put in and the price will be adjusted to compensate. Can’t wait for this one to disappear too.

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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026

i need to know what happened

sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That came out in 2017 and it was named Breath of the Wild.

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: "Where's the rest of it, and why did you charge me more than you're legally supposed to?" CVS: "Fuck you, if you want 90 days you have to send back what we sent you and you'll pay us for the privilege. :)" Me: "But I need the medication to live." CVS: "Sucks to suck, I guess :)"

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Imran Merchant @wiiggin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

CVS Caremark: "To get 90 days of insulin at once you have to do it through mail order. You can't do it through a local pharmacy. It's cheaper that way." Me: "Okay, send me 90 days of insulin." CVS: *sends 28 days, charges 2x the legal limit*

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