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chris ilitch is a perfect example of the apple not only falling too far from the tree, but the apple falling into a car and hitting the gas and driving across the country and ramping off into the Grand Canyon like goddamn Thelma and Louise

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 11h

on the off chance i go to burger king, that's *still* what i get also the rodeo chicken sandwich, which also whips

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 21h

dipshit Chris Ilitch on goddamn LinkedIn, talking about “I understand fan frustration” and “I’m frustrated too”

static.klipy.com

I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect

Alt: We’re all trying to find the guy who did this

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 21h

every time I think of small soldiers, I think of the rodeo cheeseburger from Burger King

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22h

big country whips though

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22h

the radical dumbocrats don't like the rumbling or the monsters, but they do love transgender for everyone. a lot of people say sir our prices are too high for the rumbling and the titans but the vibrating walls will be able to keep out all of the iranians and their nuclear

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22h

kinda fucked up the band "big country" is from scotland, which isn't all that big of a country

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22h

more like....fuckin, uh, attack on texas

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 23h

what's wrong with dunking three rectangles of maruchan ramen into a bowl of milk

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 23h

oh god this is worse

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 23h

the hell is this

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 23h

This looks like the cartoon where his tie is too tight. Look, it even popped his right eye out

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 01/10/2026

this is in the bustling metropolis of poplar, wisconsin, about 15 miles from Duluth

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 01/10/2026

all the dudes love major dick bong

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 01/10/2026

I yelled “shut the fuck up” at the impractical jokers because they came on after dynamite quit being zany while I’m being existentially hyperaware

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 01/10/2026

love to watch a wrestling show in tears with all my online friends

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/09/2026

I’ve driven by this sign multiple times and there’s never a time I don’t stop and laugh at it

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/09/2026

cmon man, even with that name, you can’t phrase that first sentence like that

Wisconsin historical site plaque for Richard Ira Bong, better known as Major Dick Bong. The first sentence of the plaque uses the phrase “grew to manhood”

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 20/09/2026

when you've lost a bunch of weight and can fit into a lot of newer, more fashionable clothes but your favorite basketball shorts are now way too big on you

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 19/09/2026

his work beyond his one hit song is staggering. just remembered a cover he did of one of my favorite 80s songs, "what is love" by howard jones (which is the only cover i've ever heard of it, and i love that song a lot too)

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 19/09/2026

godspeed, duncan sheik. thank you for the music. youtu.be/0bTVwHt-P7w?...

youtu.be

Half-Life

YouTube video by Duncan Sheik - Topic

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 19/09/2026

went and listened to "half-life" again after i saw the news he passed. "barely breathing" was such a good song, but he certainly was so much more than that. so talented, so young, so sad

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Nick Mercadante @nmercad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I highly recommend listening to Duncan Sheik’s self-titled debut (not just Barely Breathing). But Humming, Daylight and Phantom Moon are all exceptionally beautiful albums. A one hit wonder is often way way more than their one hit - they just refused to settle. RIP to a truly astounding musician.

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

he's got a third cooler, an Igloo, that he stores his spit bottles in

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

might have to use that one. i'm a big proponent of "bozo" as you can tell. i also tell the story about how, in 2003, when i was in high school he was my congressman, he visited our class and presented himself as the most unimpressive do-nothing can't-wait-to-get-out-of-here person. he sucks

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

lookin like he's gonna tell me why six dollar diesel isn't that bad, all things considered

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

"you know what, i'm just going to vote for abdul even harder" rogers is a bozo

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

That's pretty much how I'm looking at it. Whoever feels like they need to spam my mailbox must be a complete bozo (but I already knew Rogers was a bozo)

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

elite snack cracker. nothing else like it. the ranch version is also great, but nothing beats the OG

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

is there truly anyone whose vote is swayed by an overabundance of political mailers? do people really think sending me three (3) anti el-sayed things on the same day is really going to work?

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

who did this pham 😂😂😂

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

i don't ask for much in life, but nearly four weeks off of work is something i do not mind having

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

the deep fried oreo oreos are absolutely abysmal. i think it's the first oreo in my life i spat out. it smelled and tasted like old couch.

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

i've been waiting so LONG. i don't know what i'm going to do with most of the time, but I *do* know I won't be at work!!

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/09/2026

can abdul el-sayed also be GM of the red wings

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/09/2026

"what's wrong with being weird" alright listen. there's being weird 🤨....and being weird 🤪!

Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons from his famous scene, saying "there's the truth....and the truth!" with different facial expressions and vocal intonations, implying a marked difference despite the word being the same.

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/09/2026

it's fun to reply to someone going off on some dumb culture war thing they read about online with "I don't care about that. it's weird to care about that." i don't even think the person hollering these stupid points really cares about that. they're just being weird. quit being weird.

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