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@whoabot.wtf

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fight the good fight, drink the good booze. detroit sports talker abouter/dumb joke maker. #LGRW #OnePride

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 11/10/2026

come on, michigan. this is how we get sinus infections.

Weather forecast for mid-Michigan, showing back-to-back 82 degree Fahrenheit forecasted high temperatures for Monday and Tuesday, dropping all the way down to a low temperature of 31 degrees Fahrenheit on Saturday.

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 06/10/2026

oh god this is worse

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 06/10/2026

Fat head angle of hideous Ken Paxton mailer, which somehow, doesn’t make him look much worse than he already did

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 06/10/2026

the hell is this

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/09/2026

cmon man, even with that name, you can’t phrase that first sentence like that

Wisconsin historical site plaque for Richard Ira Bong, better known as Major Dick Bong. The first sentence of the plaque uses the phrase “grew to manhood”

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 20/09/2026

when you've lost a bunch of weight and can fit into a lot of newer, more fashionable clothes but your favorite basketball shorts are now way too big on you

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 18/09/2026

mood

Big head Jared Goff

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 18/09/2026

Small head Jared Goff

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026

Tom Hardy looking off screen with a derisive look, and then back to his target, and replying, simply, "no."

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/09/2026

"what's wrong with being weird" alright listen. there's being weird 🤨....and being weird 🤪!

Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons from his famous scene, saying "there's the truth....and the truth!" with different facial expressions and vocal intonations, implying a marked difference despite the word being the same.

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 05/05/2026

who up pullin they pork

A pulled pork sandwich with coleslaw and crispy onions with a cold adult beverage lurking nearby

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/04/2026

Justin Timberlake "it's gonna be May" meme, except it says, "May is the name of the month that is coming next month. Bottom text."

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 26/03/2026

it means he gets results, you stupid chief!

The police chief yelling at Kevin McGonigle. The first frame reads, "Well, McGonigle, the Padres are DEAD! Their balls were crushed right in front of their fans!" The second frame shows Kevin McGonigle holding a bat, responding, "Hey, I'm trying to hit balls here."

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 26/03/2026

George Costanza wearing a Detroit Tigers hat saying, "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into baseball mode."

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22/02/2026

Dylan Larkin, man. Gold Medalist, man.

Jeremy Roenick crying

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 09/02/2026

New England scored a touchdown the moment after I finish making this meme. Assholes. Stealing my joy

Here lies New England. They never scored.

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 06/02/2026

absolutely

Back of a Matthew Stafford shirsey

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 05/02/2026

lookin ass

Screenshot from the Super Mario 3 Spade House matching game, where they did not match properly

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 05/02/2026

elon has infinite money and all the time he doesn't spend being a racist pedophile that no one likes, he is posting passive aggresively like an AIM away message

AOL Instant Messenger away message saying "real eyes realize real lies"

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 26/01/2026

sam darnold sure has come a long way since this moment

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22/01/2026

Tiny head Paul Bissonnette

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22/01/2026

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22/01/2026

go wings

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 15/01/2026

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 11/01/2026

Seth Rollins tipping his shades

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 06/01/2026

how could I have left this in my pocket

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 06/01/2026

when you don’t know how long that hot dog has been in your suit coat pocket

Big head Larry Murphy looking lost

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 01/01/2026

first beer of 2026 is an almost nine year aged Kentucky Breakfast Stout, procured right after I moved to Grand Rapids in February 2017. Cheers

A bottle and glass of Founders’ Kentucky Breakfast Stout from 2017

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 13/12/2025

philip rivers taking his first sack

A pile of dust on the field at Lucas Oil Stadium. A speech bubble comes from the dust, saying "Dadgummit"

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 07/12/2025

cracking open that first birthday beer

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 25/11/2025

Post a famous bathroom scene.

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 25/11/2025

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 24/11/2025

do you ever just have a Sandwich

A sandwich with cheesy pizza crust style bread, chicken, peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, garlic, and a special sauce

A sandwich with cheesy pizza crust style bread, chicken, peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, garlic, and a special sauce

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 10/11/2025

🫡

The Edmund Fitzgerald memorial at the Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 05/11/2025

this might be the funniest thing i've read on twitter in a looooong time

A tweet by Richard Hanania quoting Michael Adams, the Kentucky Secretary of State. Adams states that he is getting calls about Kentucky's polls being closed. They are closed because there is no election, and you cannot vote in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the governor of Virginia. Hanania's quote says, "Oh my God. MAGAs are showing up to polls in Kentucky trying to vote against Mamdani."

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 04/11/2025

me when i get a rye chip with a ton of seasoning

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 03/11/2025

crap i forgot to post this yesterday

Justin Timberlake meme, saying "It's gonna be November"

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 02/11/2025

Another fat head screenshot of Freddie Freeman

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 02/11/2025

A fathead screenshot of Freddie Freeman

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 31/10/2025

Pint of blackberry hard cider from Bayne’s hard cider house

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 31/10/2025

hard cider*

Tweet from @TylerIAm, saying “that beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir”

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 26/10/2025

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 25/10/2025

who up misterin they pibb

A bottle of new Mr Pibb Zero Sugar

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 23/10/2025

Fat head Todd McClellan

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 23/10/2025

why is larry murphy all hot dog colored

Red Wings analyst Larry Murphy with some odd bronzing

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 21/10/2025

congrats to the Toronto blue jays and the nation of Canada. Thank you for these chips btw

A bag of Lays Magic Masala flavor. From Canada. They’re very spicy.

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 18/10/2025

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/10/2025

Yesssss. SOON

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/10/2025

hell yeah band shirts

A Minus the Bear shirt, a Dillinger Four shirt, and a Bilmuri shirt

Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 01/10/2025

Meme of Dan Campbell of the Detroit Lions saying, "life's bad, brother".