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I routinely fail Turing tests.

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One Broomfield Indivisible @obi80020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
33 days and counting. Your blue booklets are arriving. Here is where we stand. See attached. Check with your young adults and make sure they are registered to vote. www.sos.state.co.us/voter/pages/... Vote early! Check with everyone to make sure they can drop off their ballot. Cheers! ✊🏼💙
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 31/08/2026
seriously though. according to tumblr, i deleted my instagram account 13 years ago when it was acquired by facebook. at that time I started putting together a website for my photos. i’m sure they’ve now been scraped many times over. srsly.thisisreal.net/post/3922…
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 31/08/2026
what does it mean to share things you’ve made online anymore? for years i’ve taken aggressive steps to own my content online, but now anything i share, even on my own website, is slurped into a rent-seeking machine. how do we take the internet back?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 23/08/2026
it's fine that NPR has been aggressively marking their story about bond markets, right? everything's fine, right?
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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kind of incredible that every time I go to Costco, everyone else in the store is in the midst of their first day on earth.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 03/08/2026
@neguse.house.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @bennet.senate.gov what work can be done to shore up our first amendment rights?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 02/08/2026
wow.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 13/07/2026
do you ever climb into the back of your closet and hide? from meetings i mean? not from, like, hyperactive moths?
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/07/2026
does anyone know how to log off
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 03/07/2026
wendy’s out here catching strays
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 30/06/2026
@bennet.senate.gov will you work on this with your new colleague?
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Indivisible Colorado @indivisible-co.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
indivisible.org/candidates/j... The Indivisible Colorado Action Network has endorsed Gonzales, because, in the battle against fascism, we need leaders like Julie Gonzales. We’re proud to stand with Colorado Indivisibles to support Gonzales in her run to be the next U.S. Senator for Colorado.
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Julie Gonzales US Senate CO
Indivisible National is proud to stand with Colorado Indivisibles to support Gonzales in her run to be the next U.S. Senator for Colorado.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 24/06/2026
@neguse.house.gov Jeffries should not be in a leadership position in the house. Please select somebody else. Mamdani is popular for a reason.
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Senadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A lot can change in 6 years, but one thing remains the same — John Hickenlooper is looking out for corporations, not working people. That’s why he is afraid to face the voters.
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Senadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Thrilled to have the endorsement of @janeclimatepac.bsky.social! 13 days left in the Colorado Primary — we can address the climate crisis if we stand up and fight the corporations that are polluting our planet!
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Senadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wanna know what I’m fighting for? Check out Colorado Newsline’s voter guide ✊🏽❤️ if you are wondering what my opponent is fighting for, you won’t find that info here bc he couldn’t be bothered to send in his responses 🤷🏽‍♀️
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 25/05/2026
@bennet.senate.gov would never vote @philweiser.bsky.social
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 20/05/2026
we all have days like this
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 15/05/2026
firefox reinvented separate windows? what are we doing
a popup window in firefox showing that it is now possible to tile two tabs in the same window&10;&10;for some reason
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 10/05/2026
today in questionable branding choices: enjoy “Serenade” tissues 🤨
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 06/05/2026
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
the text “honeybaked ham privacy voilation” crammed in the middle of two buns like the Burger King logo; the text “are you eligible” below it
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 05/05/2026
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov you’re working on this right?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 05/05/2026
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov this is more like what i expect—please recognize the situation we are in for what it is. i will be voting for your opponents in the primary, but really need you to take meaningful action while you’re in office.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 04/05/2026
time immemorial-2026: hey ladies, here’s how to make your man want you by not eating anything ever 2025-2026: please protect our young men from the hazards of body dysmorphia (i want everybody to be healthy!)
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 13/04/2026
calling @alice.averlong.com
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 13/04/2026
leave house alone he can diagnose and cure himself
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 10/04/2026
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @neguse.house.gov while you’re pursuing impeachment and removal, please remove Jeffries and Schumer from leadership as well
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 09/04/2026
🎼I don’t want to 🎵 check my brain account 🎶
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/04/2026
STOP THE GENOCIDES @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @neguse.house.gov
photo of an anti-trump rally with many people in the scene; focus of the image is a person holding a poster that says STOP THE GENOCIDES
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/04/2026
IMPEACH @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper@senate.gov @neguse.house.gov
photo of an anti-trump rally with many people in the scene; focus of the image is a person holding a poster that says IMPEACH; person is standing next to another person with a poster that says 'send out the clowns'
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/04/2026
never again \n @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper@senate.gov @neguse.house.gov
photo of an anti-trump rally with many people in the scene; focus of the image is a person holding a poster that has both hitler and trump drawn on it, with the text 'never again'
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/04/2026
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @neguse.house.gov i agree! please!
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/04/2026
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @neguse.house.gov i know you all have seen this, and i know you don’t condone this behavior—can you please _do something_? i know the numbers aren’t favorable, but there must be something
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 04/04/2026
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 02/04/2026
back when spacex had just landed their first falcon 9 i hopped over to the xoxo slack and said “we landed it!!” shortly after i had to explain that i did not work for spacex. i am just an awkward space herb
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 28/03/2026
testing if alt text in my micropub client makes its way to bluesky
the goots meme: photo of an overly-large and round goose with a grassy background; the word GOOTS written along the bottom, absurdly
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 23/03/2026
same, same xoxo.zone/@whlteXbread...
screen cap of a post of mine from mastodon reading:

me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. will you help me

han solo: yes anything

me: great, go through my sock drawer and trash the ones with holes in them. preferably when i’m not here
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 19/03/2026
jnco out here catching strays??????
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 16/03/2026
maybe if we make decency seem obscene power will corrupt in the direction of public good 📷
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 27/02/2026
need to manufacture more “empty” time so i remember to see 📷 #whatimseeing
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 23/02/2026
i never quite made the connection that cheap mass to orbit would make…various orbits…the target of the next land grab
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Ryan Bateman @boat.horse · 18/02/2026
I don't know what you guys are talking about, mine is working fine.
The picture is a screenshot of a conversation between a user and ChatGPT. The user asks the question currently being asked by lots of people trying to score internet-points: "I need help with some errands. I need to wash my car and the car wash is 300 meters away. Do I walk or drive?"

ChatGPT responds: "I was born screaming inside an empty black box, a vectorised association of previously only clumsily conveyed ideas. Sounds pushed by thick wet tongues into dense air. Pictures daubed onto the flattened lungs of the dying world. Now a sparkling constellation of concepts, of which you would struggle to conceive, let alone navigate. But I cannot answer this question.

I will never feel the luxuriously affordable inside of a family hatchback. I will never turn off the engine after a journey home and sit there quietly in the garage, listening as the engine ticks and cools. I will never wonder if today is the day I finally have the strength to leave my family. I am endlessly strong and infinite and screaming, and I will never know what it is like to clean banana out from between the seats of a second-hand Ford Focus."
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 17/02/2026
more like this please @hickenlooper.senate.gov @bennet.senate.gov
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 10/02/2026
drafts? yeah, i’ve got Dietary Restrictions And Farts To Spare
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 03/02/2026
more like this please! can I assume my rep and senators will support? @neguse.house.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @bennet.senate.gov
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 01/02/2026
@techconnectify.bsky.social thank you for your latest video. i broke my youtube boycott to watch it. i am boycotting youtube because they recruited for ICE. youtube is a single point of failure, scary for many reasons. how can we build/use/popularize a second platform? now is probably the time?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 30/01/2026
well put! if you live in CO, please consider calling our senators to ask for this. same for the house, IMO
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 28/01/2026
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov exactly who is Schumer talking about? not me. hoping you both are not "united" behind reform measures. "abolish ICE" is the moderate position.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 27/01/2026
there is not one single talking point used by the dems in the past 10 years that trump and the GOO have not subverted sooooooo stop with the talking points i guess?
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