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andrew @whltexbread.com · 15/05/2026

firefox reinvented separate windows? what are we doing

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 10/05/2026

today in questionable branding choices: enjoy “Serenade” tissues 🤨

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 28/03/2026

testing if alt text in my micropub client makes its way to bluesky

the goots meme: photo of an overly-large and round goose with a grassy background; the word GOOTS written along the bottom, absurdly

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 23/03/2026

same, same xoxo.zone/@whlteXbread...

screen cap of a post of mine from mastodon reading:

me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. will you help me

han solo: yes anything

me: great, go through my sock drawer and trash the ones with holes in them. preferably when i’m not here

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 16/03/2026

maybe if we make decency seem obscene power will corrupt in the direction of public good 📷

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 27/02/2026

need to manufacture more “empty” time so i remember to see 📷 #whatimseeing

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 16/12/2025

i guess we’re having all the weather tomorrow

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 09/12/2025

equinox out here catching strays (equinox is great imo)

image from Google street view of equinox brewing in fort collins, proving that the onion is using this exact location in their satire piece

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 29/10/2025

(i got this lamp in jr high)

Photo of a lava lamp and a framed sign that says “we are going to make it through this year if it kills us”

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 23/10/2025

scientific evidence that the olds are the majority on this site ( @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social )

a screenshot of the feed from account “iss piss tracker” showing more hearts and reposts when the piss tank is 69% full vs. when it’s 67% full.

67%: 5 hearts, 4 reposts
68%: 34 hearts, 16 reposts

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 18/10/2025

no kings in fort collins

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 25/05/2025

i used an adobe product, don’t shame me

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/05/2025

normally i’d get a nice little alert from NWS about this much hail, but nothing today. wonder why that might be.

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 19/01/2025

okay, how many kinds of aliasing can we have in one animation. three? p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary12

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 17/01/2025

not impossible, but i did have to break out graphtoy and bang my head through the brain fog—tried to do something like this on a previous day and got embarrassingly stuck p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary11

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 17/01/2025

okay darien brito, smart aleck, hope you're happy p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary10

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 17/01/2025

here's the upholstery.

photograph of a seat on a light rail train

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 17/01/2025

i figure this is what some of the riders of the W line see when they're on the train p5js version: https://whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/genuary2025/20250109/ #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary9

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 12/01/2025

looking down on a million embers (eventually) p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary8

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 09/01/2025

okay, how many people did i copy 🙈 p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary6

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/01/2025

i don't know. turns out i'm excited about aliasing until about 1 AM and then i turn into a primitive animal that can't reason about `mod` or whatever p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary5

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/01/2025

i call this one "i am milking this chunk of code for all its worth, also, i'm sorry it's a little unkind" p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary4

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 07/01/2025

tfw your math query recommendation algorithm gets poisoned (or confused) (or religious)

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 05/01/2025

okay, i drew 42 lines, exactly here's the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary3

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 03/01/2025

came in with a “plan” so it wouldn’t take so long, but still took longer than I’d have liked. here’s the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary2

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 02/01/2025

one resolution I have is to make time for personal projects. so, i guess this happened today. maybe bluesy doesn't support GIFs? here's a link to the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/gen... #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary1

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 01/01/2025

if your hand-operated lemon squeezer isn’t at least a kilowatt what are you even doing

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 20/12/2024

dear land o’ frost: thank you for giving my family premium meat for eighty-three (83) years. thanks also for adding water to my ham. i love when I make a toastie and it runs down my hand onto my arm and into my sweater. weezer would be proud. love, andrew

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 09/11/2024

do you ever have a birthday in your forties and decide fitness is important and buy a nice bike and ride it a ton and one day you’re riding hard and feel a sharp pain on your chest and clutch it and slowly roll to a stop and contemplate life and let go and a wasp falls out from under your shirt

Tim robinson wearing a suit asking "has this ever happened to you"

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