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I routinely fail Turing tests.

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andrew @whltexbread.com · 03/10/2026
you and i took photos at moma! say hi to eoporto for me
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One Broomfield Indivisible @obi80020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
33 days and counting. Your blue booklets are arriving. Here is where we stand. See attached. Check with your young adults and make sure they are registered to vote. www.sos.state.co.us/voter/pages/... Vote early! Check with everyone to make sure they can drop off their ballot. Cheers! ✊🏼💙
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 25/09/2026
doesn’t feel as good as you’d think
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 31/08/2026
seriously though. according to tumblr, i deleted my instagram account 13 years ago when it was acquired by facebook. at that time I started putting together a website for my photos. i’m sure they’ve now been scraped many times over. srsly.thisisreal.net/post/3922…
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 31/08/2026
what does it mean to share things you’ve made online anymore? for years i’ve taken aggressive steps to own my content online, but now anything i share, even on my own website, is slurped into a rent-seeking machine. how do we take the internet back?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 27/08/2026
☹️
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 23/08/2026
it's fine that NPR has been aggressively marking their story about bond markets, right? everything's fine, right?
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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kind of incredible that every time I go to Costco, everyone else in the store is in the midst of their first day on earth.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 08/08/2026
related: they used a live bear to test the ejection seat for the convair b-58 “hustler”: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair...
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Convair B-58 Hustler - Wikipedia
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 03/08/2026
@neguse.house.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @bennet.senate.gov what work can be done to shore up our first amendment rights?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 02/08/2026
wow.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 29/07/2026
this one is so cool.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 13/07/2026
What actions will you take? Funding is a sticky wicket…surely there must be other things you could do.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 13/07/2026
do you ever climb into the back of your closet and hide? from meetings i mean? not from, like, hyperactive moths?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 12/07/2026
who could have possibly seen this coming
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/07/2026
does anyone know how to log off
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 06/07/2026
that one guy brought a melodica
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 04/07/2026
at a previous job we used the bus metaphor until a colleague died in a motorcycle crash. i like “drafted by the bengals” too :)
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 03/07/2026
wendy’s out here catching strays
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 03/07/2026
if we aren’t handwringing, do we even exist?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 01/07/2026
wow
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 01/07/2026
hear my voice: oust Schumer as leader and actually do something in your next term. impeach and convict all of them.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 30/06/2026
this is the right take.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 30/06/2026
@bennet.senate.gov will you work on this with your new colleague?
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Indivisible Colorado @indivisible-co.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
indivisible.org/candidates/j... The Indivisible Colorado Action Network has endorsed Gonzales, because, in the battle against fascism, we need leaders like Julie Gonzales. We’re proud to stand with Colorado Indivisibles to support Gonzales in her run to be the next U.S. Senator for Colorado.
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Julie Gonzales US Senate CO
Indivisible National is proud to stand with Colorado Indivisibles to support Gonzales in her run to be the next U.S. Senator for Colorado.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 24/06/2026
@neguse.house.gov Jeffries should not be in a leadership position in the house. Please select somebody else. Mamdani is popular for a reason.
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Senadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A lot can change in 6 years, but one thing remains the same — John Hickenlooper is looking out for corporations, not working people. That’s why he is afraid to face the voters.
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Senadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Thrilled to have the endorsement of @janeclimatepac.bsky.social! 13 days left in the Colorado Primary — we can address the climate crisis if we stand up and fight the corporations that are polluting our planet!
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Senadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wanna know what I’m fighting for? Check out Colorado Newsline’s voter guide ✊🏽❤️ if you are wondering what my opponent is fighting for, you won’t find that info here bc he couldn’t be bothered to send in his responses 🤷🏽‍♀️
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 09/06/2026
wait ‘til this guy hears about voyager
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 04/06/2026
share that one with your analyst/therapist
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 02/06/2026
almost being gravely wounded sounds almost as bad as hearing about almost being gravely wounded
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 02/06/2026
(i desperately wish they hadn’t called it “thinking mode”) if you’re interested in saying more, i am interested in hearing more. is the relevancy of information retrieval that much better than a vanilla search?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 02/06/2026
hi did you know this is log scale (some people, i stg)
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 25/05/2026
@bennet.senate.gov would never vote @philweiser.bsky.social
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 25/05/2026
be nice to the boomers (more like this pls)
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 22/05/2026
i am just watching from afar but tell me about that inventory system again
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 20/05/2026
we all have days like this
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 18/05/2026
this is the one action I’m not a fan of, sir. phil weiser by a mile
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 15/05/2026
firefox reinvented separate windows? what are we doing
a popup window in firefox showing that it is now possible to tile two tabs in the same window&10;&10;for some reason
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 10/05/2026
today in questionable branding choices: enjoy “Serenade” tissues 🤨
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 09/05/2026
oh, and, remove Schumer from leadership
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 09/05/2026
court reform too please oh and impeach and remove
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 06/05/2026
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
the text “honeybaked ham privacy voilation” crammed in the middle of two buns like the Burger King logo; the text “are you eligible” below it
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 05/05/2026
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov you’re working on this right?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 05/05/2026
But what action are you taking?
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 05/05/2026
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov this is more like what i expect—please recognize the situation we are in for what it is. i will be voting for your opponents in the primary, but really need you to take meaningful action while you’re in office.
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 04/05/2026
you know what, i am going to take that random unsolicited survey i received a few days ago and then call my rep and senators
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andrew @whltexbread.com · 04/05/2026
time immemorial-2026: hey ladies, here’s how to make your man want you by not eating anything ever 2025-2026: please protect our young men from the hazards of body dysmorphia (i want everybody to be healthy!)
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