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Existential Bread

@whichwitchwhit.bsky.social
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It’s Whitney, bitch.

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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I HATE IT HERE!!!
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Every time I look at my phone now I’m just this
Animaniacs screenshot/meme looking tiredly at a phone while holding a coffee mug.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
A dude shrugging while holding a cardboard sign that says “free shrugs”
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I think I’m handling the week well for someone who lost 4 years of work files at once.
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mushy @mushbeast.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
my child
a digital painting of a night heron standing with "i'm about to crash the fuck out" in gothic pixel text beside them. it also has 2 stars on the top and bottom of the text
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Valen Morrow ☢️🚀 @valenmorrow.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
This post roars from the depths of my mind anytime I see bioshock infinite get mentioned
Screenshot of a tumblr post from animedads that reads as follows:

Bioshock Infinite: HIT X TO SAY RACISM IS GOOD
Bioshock Infinite: HIT Y TO SAY RACISM IS BAD
Player: "Racism is bad"
Booker: *stares at gun in hand for a long time* "racism.. goes both ways" *kills the only black character in the game who has a name*
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Blessed to be alive in this timeline and hear Doechii rhyme ‘order’ and ‘Florider’
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Is this Hamas in the room with us?
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Wow I’m cute as fuck
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Jewish students at Columbia university today organized a demonstration in solidarity with anti-war student organizer Mahmoud Khalil and to denounce Trump's attacks on public education and protest. Photo via @/Columbia_psc
Students hold signs at protest reading "Fuck Fascism" and "Jews Hate ICE"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/03/2025
news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion news in any other country:
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
You are the light. It’s not on you, it’s in you. Don’t you ever in your motherfucking life Dim your light for nobody.
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Time to replay Bioshock
Bioshock still of Andrew Ryan’s statue that bears a red banner with gold text, “No gods or kings. Only man.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
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Kay Coghill, PhD. @drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team · 10/02/2025
How I’m walking into the week:
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
y’all wanna take what I got, but y’all do not got what it takes
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SCHNIGGADOON! @holacarmitooo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
don’t give a fuck about pronouns, I’m that nigga and that bitch.
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Reminder:
A photo of Florence Kennedy with the text “all oppressed people have a right to violence.”
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Very normal things happening in Norfolk
Reddit post title: Looking for specialty restaurants where they have someone that feeds you

Reddit post body: Hi I'm looking for a specialty restaurant where either the waiter or a qualified individual feed you food, probably with specialized utensils or gloved hands.
This is been on my to do list for a while but I don't know how to search one out. Please let me know if anyone has had experiences similar to this in the area.
I have to further add that this has been inconveniencing my dates where I need to order takeout and have the date feed the food. This does not show me in a good light and leads to awkward situations, although it does ensure that they have power. I would much prefer a paid employee to do this.
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Jesus
Fed up Mekhi Phifer smoking, like, 12 cigarettes at once
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
This week so far has been so mid— nay— Ohio
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
But life is so hard already
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It’s Alduin 😽
Brown Abyssinian/Tabby mix named Alduin nestled between multiple pillows.
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
And after feeling shame every one of those days for having not read yet read it, even
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Anita Bryant, gone too late
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/01/2025
(citing completely made up statistics) thoughts on this?
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 31/12/2024
oh you’re a feminist? name all the women
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I’m assuming that after you pump up the jam it must be refrigerated.
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The day finally caught up with me, and I just had one of those GOOD cathartic cries. Whew
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a wrestler with a beard is laying down with his eyes closed .
Alt: a bearded wrestler with dark hair is laid out with his eyes closed, exhausted
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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a woman wearing a brown jacket and an orange top with a necklace with an ankh on it
Alt: a woman wearing a brown jacket and an orange top with a necklace with an ankh on it. She is smirking/suppressing a laugh
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Today was full of happy tears. My heart is overflowing
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
American hero Christopher Jordan Dorner
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I took this picture of Sprite watching Alduin and Paarthurnax play and then laughed at it until I wept real tears
Two cats play fighting while a third watches numbly from a distance
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
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LittleMissHalloween 🎃 @thatgirlnshades.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If you going steal, steal from the government 🫵🏽🤭
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
♥️ I’m just here to watch you be great!
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Comic strip / meme. A person ordering food says “the rich, please”. Illustration drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
guys, propaganda is cool as long as dems are doing it, okay?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A man wonders "how can we stop political acts from being reduced to mere spectacle." A woman obliviously draws. She looks up and says "huh? sorry, I wasn't listening. I was drawing a Hot Luigi." The man looks at her Yaoi-like drawin of assassination suspect Luigi Mangione. The man says "I dunno. Don't you think this cheapens it all?" The woman says "nah I'm gonna sell the nude ones on Patreon for 30 dollar subs."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/12/2024
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
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Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
YouTube video by The Onion
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/12/2024
Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles theonion.com/study-overus...
Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles

The Onion
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Surprised pikachu face
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Existential Bread @whichwitchwhit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Entering my crossword puzzles era.
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