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Riemann Zeta-Jones

@whatsejstandfor.bsky.social
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SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've now read 300 books with our toddler since starting this 1000 Books Before Kindergarten my local library is doing and, as a reward, the toddler got to pick out a book to keep. The protagonist of this new book is a sapient fart cloud that loves stinky nasty smells.
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New insufferable cinematic universe just dropped
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 14/03/2026
Pain at the pump? Sounds like me when I'm horny with a UTI
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You want tips AND tricks? In this economy, that price gets you one or the other, pal.
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
A romcom where a Doordash driver and a Postmates driver meet each other at my door and fall in love because my fat ass ordered something from both at the same time
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
something nobody wants you to know is that, if you need to run a cron job semimonthly at off-peak hours, a perfectly reasonable schedule is 4:20 AM on days 4 and 20 of the month
A UI made up of light-blue-gray text on a dark-blue-gray background. The text reads, "20, 4, 4 (comma) 20, asterisk, asterisk"
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need all you guys to check the carbon monoxide levels in your houses
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see more of Bluesky than I do the actual blue sky and maybe I should reflect on that
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 16/05/2026
Lot of people don't realize that it was stylized as "F•R•I•E•N•D•S" during the intro as an Easter egg for attentive viewers; it's a clue that the the letters stand for the names of the titular friends: 1. Foebe 2. Ross 3. Ioey 4. Eric 5. Nonica 6. DeeDee 7. Schwimmer, David
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thinking of getting addicted to amphetamines and becoming a rock 'n' roll drummer
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This shouldn't have made me laugh but it has the cadence and punchline of a George Carlin one-liner
Screenshot of Bluesky's Trending widget: "3. Dead Boys guitarist Cheetah Chrome dies"
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In no particular order, board books that make me cry every single time I read them to my toddler on account of theme, poetry, illustrations, etc.: 1. Goodnight Moon 2. All the World 3. Where the Wild Things Are 4. Bear Snores On (this is brand new to me!) 5. Guess How Much I Love You 6. Corduroy
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In no particular order, board books that make me cry every single time I read them to my toddler on account of theme, poetry, illustrations, etc.: 1. Goodnight Moon 2. All the World 3. Where the Wild Things Are 4. Bear Snores On (this is brand new to me!) 5. Guess How Much I Love You 6. Corduroy
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
He only missed his face because it was so small
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
im just saying, if ai truly is the future, its the most boring future run by the most boring dipshits on earth
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trying to figure out what 2015 me would have thought of the phrase "Milo has been detained by President Trump's deportation gestapo".
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How old were you when you first watched Titanic (1997)
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry, too? Our best humans are leaving en masse
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone already knows that the song 9 to 5 fucking slaps, but the movie is just as good and has an extended fever dream sequence where Dolly and Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda get high and fantasize about murdering their boss.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
me telling my buddy gary about the latest effects of climate change on the american midwest:
A screenshot of Bluesky's "trending" section. Number 4 is partially cut off, but number 5 reads, "Gary, Indiana lacks power after a storm"
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I wonder if half the discourse around ai would suddenly stop if we could all settle on a precise definition of what we mean by "ai". I see it as one specific application of machine learning: a field in computer science, which, in and of itself, fuckin rules. but i think a lot of people conflate them
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
every FromSoftware game is called Dark Souls or Bloodborne or Duskbloods or Blood Darks or Soulsborne or Souls Blood or Elden Ring
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 19/08/2026
We all have to be one of two people now: The person who rips these fucking things off the face of anyone doing this, OR, the bystanders who 100% have the back of the person who rips the fucking things off the face. The aggressives and the passives must unite to make it unsafe to wear these.
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thinking about starting some new discourse. Maybe something about toilets. Toilets seats are too cold? They should be made out of carpet. Yeah, now we're talking.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BITCH!!!!!!!!
ugly fucking cybertruck with hippie shit all over it and the license plate GRLBOS
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"My wife and I tried roleplaying in the bedroom. She told me I should pretend to be Bluesky. She said I'm a natural at having Degraded Performance."
Rodney Dangerfield mid-joke
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You ever realize you've been following too many novelty accounts and your feed has become a nightmare to parse? not me, gimme more of them Gorillas Every Hour, User With This Birthday Was Just Banned, GIF of Celebrity Saying What Year it Is, Andy Griffith Show No Context Screenshots
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/02/2024
Isn't it a bad idea to build an all-knowing Panopticon? Great question. Here at Panopticon, Inc., we don't think so.
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Family and friends, I am proud to announce that I have joined the Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee! You, too, can join, and help make Elon extremely mad lmao
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 13/08/2026
This might be the most beautiful thing I've read in my life. What a privilege to be alive in 2026. ordinaryabundance.com
ordinaryabundance.com
Ordinary Abundance
A walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new.
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they know we don't want it. they do not care.
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Me, visibly having a stroke: Sometimes a dingbat can be a dinkus.
An excerpt from Wikipedia reading: In typography, a dingbat is an ornament, specifically, a glyph used in typesetting, often employed to create box frames, or as a dinkus.
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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 02/09/2024
End of Remember Me, but Robert pattinson is on a boat in Chicago on August 8 2004
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mitch McConnell still being alive is great news because he can now catch up on a few months' worth of everyone publicly wishing he was dead
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Labium, singular
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madeline / testdevice @testdevice.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Why don't you go take a Big Walk on a Small Pier
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pretty sure when you win the election it's a big election night. Pretty sure when your party's leadership all endorses the loser, it means the leadership is out of touch with the electorate.
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah I don't mean to be disrespectful but does he have cerebral hypoxia?
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I voted for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social in the gubernatorial primary in 2018, then moved to Portland in 2019, then moved back to Michigan in 2025, and voted for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social again the other day. I'm what the republicans fear
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/08/2026
Just wanted to make sure you got made fun of not just for using ai but also because you are wrong
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026
current feelings around AI: the CEOs shoveling slop into everything should be in jail but the guys spending upwards of $60,000 on elaborate, janky home rigs to run local models for no reason other than to see if it works are engaging in a long and semi-honorable tradition of computer toucher shit
Reddit post from r/localllama of a user "Setting up of a 16xGB10 (DGX Spark) cluster

Preparing this to be able to run locally frontier level open models.

It's 16 boxes stacked around a widescreen monitor. There is no art on the walls
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Your teeth and pubes keep growing after you die
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 01/08/2026
ACAB includes the fun police
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026
yeah we gotta just ban the short form video platforms if they exist to blenderize loosely understood concepts from sociology and history into conspiracy-brained rants about how starbucks exists to neuter the revolutionary class
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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It sucks too because machine-learning, especially via neural networks, was literally my favorite computer science subfield for the last, like, 20 years. And now generative AI has almost made me apathetic towards it! They made the computer not fun! How did they even do that!
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