Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We've now read 300 books with our toddler since starting this 1000 Books Before Kindergarten my local library is doing and, as a reward, the toddler got to pick out a book to keep. The protagonist of this new book is a sapient fart cloud that loves stinky nasty smells. 000
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026New insufferable cinematic universe just dropped 110
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesAlice Lastname @dick.tips · 14/03/2026Pain at the pump? Sounds like me when I'm horny with a UTI 001
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You want tips AND tricks? In this economy, that price gets you one or the other, pal. 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesRiemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 24/06/2023A romcom where a Doordash driver and a Postmates driver meet each other at my door and fall in love because my fat ass ordered something from both at the same time 022
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesRiemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026something nobody wants you to know is that, if you need to run a cron job semimonthly at off-peak hours, a perfectly reasonable schedule is 4:20 AM on days 4 and 20 of the month 101
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I need all you guys to check the carbon monoxide levels in your houses 0151
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I see more of Bluesky than I do the actual blue sky and maybe I should reflect on that 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesAlice Lastname @dick.tips · 16/05/2026Lot of people don't realize that it was stylized as "F•R•I•E•N•D•S" during the intro as an Easter egg for attentive viewers; it's a clue that the the letters stand for the names of the titular friends: 1. Foebe 2. Ross 3. Ioey 4. Eric 5. Nonica 6. DeeDee 7. Schwimmer, David 001
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thinking of getting addicted to amphetamines and becoming a rock 'n' roll drummer 000
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This shouldn't have made me laugh but it has the cadence and punchline of a George Carlin one-liner 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesRiemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In no particular order, board books that make me cry every single time I read them to my toddler on account of theme, poetry, illustrations, etc.: 1. Goodnight Moon 2. All the World 3. Where the Wild Things Are 4. Bear Snores On (this is brand new to me!) 5. Guess How Much I Love You 6. Corduroy 011
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In no particular order, board books that make me cry every single time I read them to my toddler on account of theme, poetry, illustrations, etc.: 1. Goodnight Moon 2. All the World 3. Where the Wild Things Are 4. Bear Snores On (this is brand new to me!) 5. Guess How Much I Love You 6. Corduroy 011
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesRiemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 11/09/2025He only missed his face because it was so small 011
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026im just saying, if ai truly is the future, its the most boring future run by the most boring dipshits on earth 000
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Trying to figure out what 2015 me would have thought of the phrase "Milo has been detained by President Trump's deportation gestapo". 000
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026How old were you when you first watched Titanic (1997) 000
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry, too? Our best humans are leaving en masse 000
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Everyone already knows that the song 9 to 5 fucking slaps, but the movie is just as good and has an extended fever dream sequence where Dolly and Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda get high and fantasize about murdering their boss. 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063894611015
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268156333
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026me telling my buddy gary about the latest effects of climate change on the american midwest: 0428
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I wonder if half the discourse around ai would suddenly stop if we could all settle on a precise definition of what we mean by "ai". I see it as one specific application of machine learning: a field in computer science, which, in and of itself, fuckin rules. but i think a lot of people conflate them 100
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026every FromSoftware game is called Dark Souls or Bloodborne or Duskbloods or Blood Darks or Soulsborne or Souls Blood or Elden Ring 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 19/08/2026We all have to be one of two people now: The person who rips these fucking things off the face of anyone doing this, OR, the bystanders who 100% have the back of the person who rips the fucking things off the face. The aggressives and the passives must unite to make it unsafe to wear these. 791857607
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Thinking about starting some new discourse. Maybe something about toilets. Toilets seats are too cold? They should be made out of carpet. Yeah, now we're talking. 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-Jonescait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/08/2026BITCH!!!!!!!! 974483604
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"My wife and I tried roleplaying in the bedroom. She told me I should pretend to be Bluesky. She said I'm a natural at having Degraded Performance." 000
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You ever realize you've been following too many novelty accounts and your feed has become a nightmare to parse? not me, gimme more of them Gorillas Every Hour, User With This Birthday Was Just Banned, GIF of Celebrity Saying What Year it Is, Andy Griffith Show No Context Screenshots 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-Jonesceej @ceej.online · 27/02/2024Isn't it a bad idea to build an all-knowing Panopticon? Great question. Here at Panopticon, Inc., we don't think so. 61000183
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Family and friends, I am proud to announce that I have joined the Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee! You, too, can join, and help make Elon extremely mad lmaocardsagainsthumanity.comWho wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends. 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesSam Rose @samwho.dev · 13/08/2026This might be the most beautiful thing I've read in my life. What a privilege to be alive in 2026. ordinaryabundance.comordinaryabundance.comOrdinary AbundanceA walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new. 13590221
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesTQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026they know we don't want it. they do not care. 17053342462
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesRiemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Me, visibly having a stroke: Sometimes a dingbat can be a dinkus. 001
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesAlice Lastname @dick.tips · 02/09/2024End of Remember Me, but Robert pattinson is on a boat in Chicago on August 8 2004 045
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Mitch McConnell still being alive is great news because he can now catch up on a few months' worth of everyone publicly wishing he was dead 010
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Why don't you go take a Big Walk on a Small Pier 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Pretty sure when you win the election it's a big election night. Pretty sure when your party's leadership all endorses the loser, it means the leadership is out of touch with the electorate. 523526497
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesWalter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Yeah I don't mean to be disrespectful but does he have cerebral hypoxia? 0243
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I voted for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social in the gubernatorial primary in 2018, then moved to Portland in 2019, then moved back to Michigan in 2025, and voted for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social again the other day. I'm what the republicans fear 020
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/08/2026Just wanted to make sure you got made fun of not just for using ai but also because you are wrong 383929
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-Joneslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026current feelings around AI: the CEOs shoveling slop into everything should be in jail but the guys spending upwards of $60,000 on elaborate, janky home rigs to run local models for no reason other than to see if it works are engaging in a long and semi-honorable tradition of computer toucher shit 693160321
Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Your teeth and pubes keep growing after you die 000
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesRealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 01/08/2026ACAB includes the fun police 022933
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-Joneslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026yeah we gotta just ban the short form video platforms if they exist to blenderize loosely understood concepts from sociology and history into conspiracy-brained rants about how starbucks exists to neuter the revolutionary class 711653143
Reposted by Riemann Zeta-JonesRiemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026It sucks too because machine-learning, especially via neural networks, was literally my favorite computer science subfield for the last, like, 20 years. And now generative AI has almost made me apathetic towards it! They made the computer not fun! How did they even do that! 393