Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 25/09/2026Just realizing that i didn't see a single "ted cruz accidentally retweeted porn starring a woman who kinda looks like his wife" riff on 9/11 this year 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 24/09/2026They called it Godzilla Minus Zero because that's how interested i am on a scale of 1 to 10 to see it. Minus Zero !!!! 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 24/09/2026Bluesky 38 2027, the winners are bestowed peace by getting banned from this site 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 23/09/2026Unicode will turn out to be one of humanity's best inventions 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 22/09/2026Say what you shall about the genre or the artist, but Honkeytonk Badonkadonk is one of the greatest titles of any work of art 000
Reposted by Alice Lastnamepuke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026they call it Nintendo Direct bc when i see Nintendo i go Directly to my bed and fucking jack off 41289
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 06/09/2026They called it Bluesky 38 because that's how old we all are 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 06/09/2026Yeah, it's called Hamilton because the guy's name is Jeff Hamilton, something like that. One of the founding fathers. One of the guys who started america. He was i wanna say the 4th or 5th president. No, i dont remember abe lincoln being in it. 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 04/09/2026Chuck! Chuck! It's your cousin! Your cousin, Marvin MANSON? I'm starting to get a little worried about you, man, and i think you gotta chill it with the race war shit. 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 28/08/2026Just realized i don't have any bangers of a post for when It Happens. If It Happened within the next hour or so, I'll be woefully ill-prepared. You all deserve better than that. 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 28/08/2026The thing i actually fundamentally disagree with Idiocracy on is in how it kinda blames underprivileged people for perpetuating their own problems instead of society more generally 000
Reposted by Alice Lastname★ 𝗗𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 ★ 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 ★ @thebitchdigital.com · 27/08/2026"AI is inevitable" bro three years ago you bought a jpeg of a monkey 91388583
Reposted by Alice LastnameAlice Lastname @dick.tips · 02/09/2024End of Remember Me, but Robert pattinson is on a boat in Chicago on August 8 2004 045
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 29/07/2026Are you telling me the name Minions AND Monsters isn't redundant? 000
Reposted by Alice LastnameNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778522571
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 26/07/2026Sorry did i hear odysseus correctly, at one point does he say, "dude, they have cheese!"? 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 26/07/2026Women behind me at The Odyssey during a trailer for a Nicole Kidman movie: I'm so tired of Nicole Kidman. They cast her in everything! Other actors exist! 000
Reposted by Alice Lastnamemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/07/2026(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides. 142507248
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 19/07/2026MP4s are for video. MP3s are for audio. MP2s are for photos. MP1s are for text. 100
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 19/07/2026the Internet stopped getting better and started getting worse the moment someone first earnestly used the phrase "search engine optimization" 060
Reposted by Alice LastnameGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Logging on 1305126
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 18/07/2026Guy who only got into Harry Potter after JKR came out as a bigot 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 06/07/2026Imagine if this is what gets American normies (myself included!) into soccer as a national sport alongside baseball, basketball, football 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 06/07/2026We're like 5 weeks into this thing or something and i am struggling to hold on to my promise 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 04/07/2026@realinfowars.bsky.social any truth to the idea that NOAA was building a machine to control the weather in order to flood the earth, with all the globalists gaining admittance on a giant yacht, and that that's what the biblical story of Noah's Ark was warning us about? 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 27/06/2026When I say I "can't wait for it to happen", "it" means @tantacrul.bsky.social fixing GIMP's UI 000
Reposted by Alice LastnameAlice Lastname @dick.tips · 04/06/2026I know it's time to start considering bifocals because every time I check my watch I do it like Martin McFly 002
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 26/06/2026Does anyone know what the current Hall of Presidents is like? I assume it has Trump again now, but does he still give a wormy little speech about America? 000
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 23/06/2026*spoiler for My Cousin Vinny (1992)* In My Cousin Vinny (1992), when the titular cousin Vinny (1943) notices the discrepancy in the photos of the tire tracks, how much was he able to conclude on his own and what exactly did he ask the sheriff to look into before Mona Lisa gives us the details? 100
Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 17/06/2026Growing up as an extremely horny teenager with one family computer and 33k service was my personal Vietnam 000
