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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The nine scariest words in the English language are, "I'm Donald Trump and I started examining your body."

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Does the title die with him or is it transferred to the current second most interesting man in the world

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I will invest 10 thousand dollars for a 10 percent stake

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When i was a toddler i was very afraid that the lights would burn out because they were left on for too long and we'd never be able to use that lamp again, and that fear has somehow persisted into middle-age. Plus, ghosts have sixty feet of darkvision.

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

One or more human beings are responsible for the code they wrote, and those are the people who should be held accountable. These programs are not acting “on their own”

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Idk dude it seems like a apology to me

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No AI for kids. Full stop.

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Seeing big companies launch AI agents this late in the game is like seeing people come out with NFTs at this point hahah Like no doubt they spent tons of money on this, negotiating token prices, and are only now just rolling it out knowing they'll never make that investment back

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Adobe shaking in their boots because someone slopcoded even worse versions of their apps

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What'd u score in the reading comprehension portion of the ACT

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gollum/Sméagol is the Jekyll/Hyde archetype, but for dom/sub

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you ask me, the Supreme Court should be called the Supreme Court Jesters on account of how many jokers they got working there

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Berating my wife because she bought me the Medium dude wipes because she knows first-hand that i require XL

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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Counterpoint: it's an undisputed W that Portland has over yall

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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Every day I open this app and have no idea what anyone’s talking about. And every night you better believe I’ve developed a strong and correct opinion on those topics

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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We've now read 300 books with our toddler since starting this 1000 Books Before Kindergarten my local library is doing and, as a reward, the toddler got to pick out a book to keep. The protagonist of this new book is a sapient fart cloud that loves stinky nasty smells.

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

love his catch phrases ! like " awww man lois!" or "the baby can talk???"

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've been thinking about this for seven days straight

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i counted 12 time signatures and one of them was like 13/17

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Avengers if they were all Tony Stark but had no charisma or friends or talent or ideas or morality or good looks or

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

New insufferable cinematic universe just dropped

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fumbling around in the dark, asking grok mid-coitus what the clitoris looks like

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's certainly the last time i remember the Internet getting better. It was still really good for a long time after that, but I think 2006 was when the positive rate of change in quality reached a local maximum

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Alice Lastname @dick.tips · 14/03/2026

Pain at the pump? Sounds like me when I'm horny with a UTI

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Same! What other amazing specimens have I missed?

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You want tips AND tricks? In this economy, that price gets you one or the other, pal.

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my man's toasted in this photo, clearly

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't know if it's just me projecting because of who he is, but whenever I read one of his papers, I get the feeling that he's, like, so excited and giddy to be explaining whatever groundbreaking idea he just had. Little jokes like this as an example! The dude can't contain himself!

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