Reposted by thistleJacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025He did it again for the 5 year anniversary 6870381780
thistle @whaleemoji.bsky.social · 13/10/2025do cats meow when theyre alone? or is that only women 020
Reposted by thistleRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 23/08/2025[politics understander just read the niemoller poem] oh hell yeah thats loads of people before they come for me that will buy loads of time , sick 161929410
Reposted by thistleClaire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 01/08/2025adding t-gel to my hormone regimen like 1129919
Reposted by thistlesoft paw fan 64 🦫🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @slime.bsky.social · 30/06/2025"we noticed you from across the bar. your style intrigues us. would you care to join?" *jadzia leans in closer* what he means is; weve never had a transwoman before. thought we'd give it a shot. whats your pronouns? *worf interrupts bluntly* "do you still have a penis?" "oh worf" *she laughs* 3486
Reposted by thistleStephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Today in 1967, China conducted its first full-scale thermonuclear bomb test, dropping a device from an H-6A bomber over the Lop Nor Nuclear Test Base in the Gobi Desert in the eastern part of Xinjiang Province. It detonated at an altitude of 9,612 feet (2,930 meters) with a yield of 3.3 Megatons. 2186
thistle @whaleemoji.bsky.social · 17/04/2025How do you use this app without dying of lib cringe overdose 130
thistle @whaleemoji.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Could probably make some money in usa these days by making and selling fake eggs, like they did in china in the early 2010s. i googled it now and apparently it was fake news but the point stands i think. Because eggs are so expensive in usa, i mean 030
thistle @whaleemoji.bsky.social · 24/01/2025They were really worried about this stuff back then. I must have seen dozens of comics from 1920~1960 or so where “someone wearing a big hat to the theater” is presented as a relatable everyday annoyance 030
thistle @whaleemoji.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Very strange dynamic on here i think. Surely an improvement on Hitler’s Garden x.com but still strange 150
Reposted by thistleJames Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...iflscience.comWearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year BreakIn 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion. 372110691334
Reposted by thistleAmanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 23/11/2024We didn't have to lie. Bc no one gave a fuck where we were or what we did. FFS why are Y'ALL in denial? We were literally just out in the world on our own. No school pick up, no after school hang time, no oversight for sleepovers, etc. I'm fucking sick of ppl mentioning without context. 43504
Reposted by thistlecoward @coward.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Homer: Ned Flanders has fucked with me for the last time and now he will get what’s coming to him. 0144
Reposted by thistleAdam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 25/07/2023Ok guys, what was going on in the 1790s 1918535
thistle @whaleemoji.bsky.social · 22/07/2023was curious about horse cremation machines so i did some investigation and apparently youtube thinks horse cremation advertising videos belong on Youtube Kids 052
Reposted by thistlepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/07/2023They should make a movie like Oppenheimer about the guy who invented this thing 2154271
Reposted by thistleStephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 19/07/2023Today in 1962 at Gioia del Colle Air Base in southeast Italy, a US Air Force Jupiter IRBM was hit by lightning, causing deuterium-tritium gas to be injected into the 1.4-Mt W49 warhead’s pit and activating its thermal batteries, the third of four such strikes between October 1961 and August 1962. 121
Reposted by thistleTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 59176164723
Reposted by thistleBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2023We need one of those cool down tents for people at music festivals who are on acid freakouts but for folks coming down from the discourse on here. 314226
Reposted by thistleThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2023you absolutely must respect the T-boy swag 🫡🫡 08123
thistle @whaleemoji.bsky.social · 14/07/2023got an itchy mosquito bite on my hand yesterday so i tried the trick of putting a hot spoon on it and now i have a spoon shaped burn mark on my hand instead. teh epic winz0r 000
Reposted by thistle⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Average Italo disco comment: Summer of 88. best year of my life. I can still smell her parfum. Cheers from Copenhagen. Average US funk comment: RIP uncle Red. He’d still dance to this even after they took his pension Average classic rock comment: family court takes everything you say so literal 🤬 837799
Reposted by thistleChristee @christee.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Theres smth majestic about seeing the most annoying person you know, who you don’t really fuck with but have to be around, begin their drag career. Nature in action 031
Reposted by thistleSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 11/07/2023I was only pretending to be funny all these years. I made all those jokes up. 0687
