Reposted by PiperAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Frodo don’t destroy the ring, you’ll just be playing into their hands by reacting at all imho 6776871208
Reposted by Pipere.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/03/2025*attenborough voice* sensing that its entire ecosystem has turned against it, the cybertruck resorts to extreme mutations in its desperate struggle to survive 7249171036
Reposted by PiperJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Ohhhhh my god i ran a quick errand and didn't buy an iced coffee? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid 1144916239
Reposted by Piperonion person @junlper.beer · 20/01/2025that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law 40104081655
Reposted by PiperDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found 2073615438891
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Whenever I’m sad I like to read reviews on stuffed animals 000
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 31/12/2024No one is interested in understanding the true essence of going “baby mode” and that’s why I suffer 000
Reposted by PiperDa Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 23/12/2024seasons greasons everyone 4769393144
Reposted by Piperwint @dril.bsky.social · 23/12/2024when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner 8585401045
Reposted by PiperAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus 462171602894
Reposted by Piperweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024googling "last minute gift ideas for the one person who has sustained me, without whom I would be lost, unmoored, crashing upon the rocks under $25" 391261243
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Watching Lost for the first time. I wonder when anything in this show will get explained at all ever 000
Reposted by Piperandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/12/2024Being held for questioning sounds so nice 692744435
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 12/12/2024You’re not a real private chef unless you’re cooking meals under secrecy to ensure no one witnesses your culinary creations 010
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 11/12/2024me: waiter, another round of these delicious Italian dumplings, please waiter: you need to stop bringing your own pizza rolls into this restaurant 000
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 10/12/2024if you genuinely enjoy golf I’m calling the authorities to do a wellness check 000
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Does anyone even care to know what I’m thinking about… (it’s mutant sea walnuts) 000
Reposted by PiperJen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 10/12/2024"Video games cause violence" Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad 490245433460
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Im not afraid of hell. I’ve been to the Salt Lake City airport 010
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 08/12/2024We need to start implementing the insult “tartbaker” frequently and with fervor 000
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Got less than 100 likes on a picture of me in cargo shorts so lmk which volcano would be best to throw myself into 010
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024You drink coconut water straight out the dang thing and all of society’s problems disappear 000
Reposted by Piperw. @willforwins.com · 06/12/2024If you’re reading this, give that job the bare minimum today 🤌🏽 4318525841
Reposted by PiperJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/12/2024hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks 1666586526
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Is there a more embarrrassing injury than breaking your pinky toe 110
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Dogs barking in the neighborhood. It is their social media 120
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I hate to break it to you, but you’re probably not a deep sea siphonophore. youtube.com/shorts/_6N0V...youtube.comyou probably wish you were a deep sea siphonophoreYouTube video by Piper Evans 010
Reposted by PiperJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2024i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison 3145242642
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I’ll never get to experience the euphoria of taking a biiiiig gulp of krill like a whale and that pisses me off 173
Piper @wetreggie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024what if the real megalodon was the friends we made along the way 000
Reposted by Piper🦋•𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 •🦋 @alienissa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father. Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable? 1781569509298
