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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan

@tellingetienne.bsky.social
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E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Skeets are often NSFW. I write erotica, both original and fan fiction. ao3.org/users/tellingetienne

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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 7h
I have two raincoats that both suck and I'm debating investing in a properly designed for fat people one that I could layer heavier underlayers if needed, now that i have a longer commute that involves being outdoors without bus shelters
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 19h
this morning i'm having chocolate yogurt
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it is spike @spikekat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its so wild how presumably progressive, leftist people, will still and always find a way to bodyshame people they dont like. finding SOME way its deserved.
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it is spike @spikekat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"oh i dont usually bodyshame but its okay bc xyz" we dont have to do this. its so easy not to do this lmao.
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
update: good! tempered some sour cream into the broth so it's kinda like a fake chicken mushroom over noodles
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eating the rest of this for breakfast this morning, because why not
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tossing a random assortment of food in the crockpot and hoping it works out for supper tonight (frozen chicken thighs, mushrooms, chicken stock, onion soup mix, herbs).
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Kristin Askland @kristinaskland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By the fire ☕️🔥
Illustration of a dragon making a bonfire in the forest
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you like cool nature linocut block prints you should look up Gwen Frostic. While decluttering I found some of her vintage prints and cards and need to frame a couple.
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i never read this series so every now and then i'm like "griffin explain" and i get stuff like this
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
woke up to a massive comment on Afterimage and my heart is full
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more of this worm. he reminds me of a convenience store or gas station logo
three flat color drawings of a long bodied worm or snake like fantasy creature with six wings and a body that is striped with black on top, then blue, then red, and then yellow on the underside. it appears to be crying.
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our groceries straight up got delivered to a house several streets away today and we had to pivot fast for meal planning and new groceries but we did get a lot done otherwise.
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ds9 is the best star trek send post
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
making peach and candied pecan sheet pan pancakes this morning with some turkey bacon
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve had an awful headache behind my ears all day. I am so ready to get home and take an edible
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
westie reminded me tonight how much i loooooooove Lan Qiren, noted chicken hawk/on the prowl for younger men
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gorgonzolaaa.bsky.social @gorgonzolaaa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
stood no chance against the special interest
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tried a vegan tofu crumble tonight without making any effort to actually veganize it (real beef base mostly, because why buy something new when i had beef base on hand) and i mixed it with some garlic basil mushrooms i sauteed and it's VERY good. theeburgerdude.com/tofu-ground-...
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Tofu Ground Beef
Turning TOFU into Vegan Ground Beef is Cheap, Easy and DELICIOUS! You can use this Tofu Ground Beef in just about any DISH!
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got SO MANY moon cakes. Six snow skin mooncakes and four large 🥮 ones.
Matcha snow skin mooncake cut in half Jianbing which is a eggy crepe looking thing
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The 2026 usps international stamps are cute as hell
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
roasted lemon dill salmon and couscous with whatever veg we have on hand is one of my favorite weeknight meals
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going to get jianbing and mooncakes tomorrow and I’m so hype
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m old and disabled enough that I splurged for posture cushions (seat, back, and foot rest) for my work chair and oooohhhh luxury. So comfortable.
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every year I have to take the same preventing sexual harassment training and every year they make me listen to it at the worlds slowest pace with no clicking through. Agony
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
griffin and i just listened to one of my least favorite novels from one of my favorite novelists and i wish i had something articulate to say about not liking a book from a novelist you love but i can't figure out how to say it
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the problem with taking sleepy time thc is i usually also have to take melatonin bc thc keeps me awake?? but melatonin messes with my inflammation levels and makes me feel groggy even with a good night of sleep
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just think pain medication should work
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I forgot my headphones this morning 🫠 I have a backup pair at work but help
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@juniper.bsky.social i got ahold of that ube creamer! it's very subtle and i wasn't thinking and put it in flavored bean coffee so I think I lost most of the taste. I'll try it in unflavored coffee soon! but i like it
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Griffin J. Griffin @gendergriffins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Danny Phantom is transmasc 90s kids culture. Yes it aired in 2004 no I will not be taking questions at this time
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Griffin J. Griffin @gendergriffins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: hey buddy how's it going 3-yo: there's a stranger in my house Me: oh.. who is it? 3-yo: and all he does is SCREAM Me: *sweating* Mom, sighing, put-upon: her new brother came home last week Me: oh!!!!! thank god!!!
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
okay dragon kibble for the week made up, biscuits cooking to eat with dragon kibble (ground chicken, mushrooms, mixed veg, and cream of chicken soup with whatever seasonings i lay my paws on first that sound good). I was too tired to cook anything more difficult than dragon kibble, alas
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
please clap we cleaned out the second hallway closet! it only took two hours but our dishes and storage containers are sorted and we also were able to consolidate a tote of sewing supplies so i have a tote for my beading stuff now! and a place for it once it's all gathered!
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's finally window fan instead of ac season! let my utility bill rejoice
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
last night my brain gave me two dreams that were like "what if griffin was secretly an asshole this whole time?" and in the light of the morning i'm like "you mean griffin who can't use the word bitch bc it's too mean?"
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i cannot recommend getting high and listening to Zhou Shen enough
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Book content warning; no actual incest happens on page Me, kicking rocks: aw not even a little bit??
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we bought a big pack of bar towels a while back and they have dramatically reduced our napkin and paper towel use. they get stained as hell but are so nice to have around in abundance. i grew up on a towel household, so it's nice to go back
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I should try and use storygraph more but the thing is… I kinda hate it
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they are doing some weather proofing on our apartment building and we always have to peek carefully outside our window before opening curtains to make sure there aren't two-four random men standing outside our (third floor) window
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i downloaded a pay once merge game on steam and i cannot play merge games i forget about everything and only become MERGE ENDLESSLY help i burnt lunch
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My parents love to call while Griffin and I are in the middle of talking about bdsm au nonsense and not like. Normal things
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my tuna salad NEVER tastes as good as deli made tuna salad how do i fix it. we ordered a pound of tuna salad when we ordered breakfast yesterday so we'd have it for lunches until groceries came tonight and it's SO fucking good
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay lab sleep study sometime in the next few months hopefully?!
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good morning! 🪶
Burrowing owl pair peeking out from behind a mound of dirt.
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we need the folkmanis griffin puppet now so griffin and i can just sit and talk to each other via puppet
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i didn't hydrate great at at my mom's house (I went HAM on some vernors zero tho) and i STILL feel like a husk even though i drank about 100oz of water yesterday, in addition to another 40ish oz of other liquid
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
caught up on our dropout shows and this weeks Crowd Control was perfect. Maybe the best episode of the whole show?
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