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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 7h

good even friends and anemones, i am delighted to say i went to class and i can still sit at my desk without being in excruciating pain. it's not comfy but i'm improving so much

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vert ⚡️🪶 MELT: REFRAIN OUT NOW @subvertebra.bsky.social · 7h

holy shit, thank you for the Massive outpouring of support! your kindness and enthusiasm mean the world to me. we're currently sitting at #3 on itch's top selling books list. wanna see if we can bump that up to silver or gold? 👀🥉🥈🥇

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☁️ Yawnty | Vtuber Artist ☁️ @yawnty.bsky.social · 7h

My bf and I are trying to save our sweet baby kitty from dry FIP. A fam member is helping pay for meds + visits, but we need to afford new high-calorie foods + other supplies bc he has lost so much weight, so if anyone is kind enough to donate a couple bucks for Mr. Dryer Lint,.,. ko-fi.com/yawnty

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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 10h

Babe 😭 (Genuinely, read this right now. It's excellent.)

To be fair, I’m not doing so great with men. I told my most recent date that I was working on a novella. “Because you’re Mexican?” he asked. I asked what he meant. “Isn’t a novella a Mexican novel?” Before him was the guy who confessed over drinks that he didn’t “believe in Helen Keller,” because there was “no way she actually flew that plane.” I asked if he meant Amelia Earhart. “Who?” I slept with both of them.

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026

OK guys this is my perfect lazy weeknight dinner and it’s SO quick and SO easy and you probably have ALL the ingredients in your cabinets RIGHT now. So first we start with Madagascar vanilla paste and salmon foam

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 17h

my husband is so good at speaking german holy SHIT

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

free throw contest

a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

between slowed gastric emptying from my stomach, bloating and gas from ??? not clear on that cause tbqh, just having had a UTI, a preexisting hip injury ive still not fully recovered from, and the return of the evil vagina, i am really not winning awards on the lower half of my body here

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i had the absolute delight of getting to beta read this book, and when i tell you that this yaoi is fucking toxic, i am not lying. it ALSO taught me how to use conditioner correctly. so ergo you should buy it.

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

why is voting internationally as an american literally the stupidest most arcane bullshit i have ever seen. why is america like this.

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vert ⚡️🪶 MELT: REFRAIN OUT NOW @subvertebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

MELT: REFRAIN: A 🔞 queer trans horror novel about toxic corporate vampires in love, and other four-letter words. One part Gothic, one part psychological torment; all sex and death. Everything changes for the worst all the time. What are you going to do about it? Available now on Itch & Payhip. 🪦🕊️

Promo image with the cover of MELT: REFRAIN and extra info. It says: a queer trans corporate Gothic horror novel. Non-linear, multi-POV, first in a series.

The cover illustration features two characters, one in bright red, one in dark teal. The man in red is disheveled and smoking, eyes obscured in shadow, and the man in teal is behind him, mostly obscured and dangling a lowball glass over the first man's shoulder. Smoke drifts up from the cigarette, partially obscuring both their faces. The backdrop is black and dark red, and is textured a little like viscera. The title text has a similar texture and is outline in neon red.

Excerpt from MELT: REFRAIN.

If Simon hadn’t been so desperate already, Hector really would bite him open, drink him half-dry and make him woozy and pliant. But Simon’s saucer-wide pupils and laser focus on the red pooling on Hector’s chin and seeping into his beard belie his composure. It’s not like Hector’s ever been turned—no doubt something out there could mold a vampire into something else, though he’d rather not dwell on the possibility—but he’s got the gist over the years, how it eats and eats and eats at someone if they don’t get what they need. Born vampires have it bad enough already; what exquisite agony something even worse must be, the basest parts of oneself parched and undeniable.

Available now on Itch.io and Payhip.

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

eeby so cute guys eeby so so cute eeby sooooooo cute did you know eeby so cute

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026

If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 27/09/2026

as someone who has been really critical of a lot of the initial breathless "teehee, weird sex" reportage, i really appreciate this thread for nailing the actual fucked up immoral thing that is happening; you CANNOT consent if your employment or job success are on the line

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AJ McKenna @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As I was going to St Ives I met a masc with seven wives

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

opk i have to go to bed bc i got so so so so so so sleepy tired and blacked out for the exact five seconds i had a loose needle in my hand and then woke back up and didnt know where it had gone (we found it but that moment of Fear)

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robbie does art @robbiedoesart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

just a little reminder:

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サミファー⚜️Samifer @lysandre.me · 27/09/2026

re-opening my commissions! vgen.co/samifer see the picture for a little rundown 🙏 thank yuu

Graphic showing both returning and new commissions options with a drawing of myself in the corner.

Returning:
Icon - 45€
Chibi - 40€ (+25€ per additional character)
Both of these are available in my binary tool style with no added fee.

Half-Body or Bust - 70€ (+50€ per additional character)

New:
Half-Body or Bust (Binary Tool) - 90€ (+60€ per additional character)
Simple Pokedoodle - 20€
SKEB-style doodle of a Pokémon of your choosing (check VGen for caveats.) Can also be an OC or Pokésona.

Extra:
- I’ll reopen NSFW commissions on a case-by-case basis. Just contact me.
- I’ll likely be busy in December, so expect a longer delivery time then.
- Thank you in advance for your interest!

Go to vgen.co/samifer for more info!

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

has anyone else been on strattera/atomoxetin

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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

thinking about fat handsome hypercompetent men again. thought about charles durning too much and had a breakdown. etc

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babyis lonis I POST 7.5 SPOILERS!!!!! @bb-lon.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

this is my dawntrail cheating comic I made a while ago and didnt post anywhere please enjoy :) #ffxiv #ffxivart #arttaglalalalala

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the problem with watching knitting youtubers is that i get ideas for projects that i want to do with specific hand-dyed yarns but i am not allowed to buy any of that shit until i destash. and then im like ohhhhhh but theyre so pretty.... NOAH! YOUR BUCKETS! TWO BUCKETS!!!

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The Rev. Andy McQuery @frandym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MACBETH: I bear a charmèd life, which must not yield To one of woman born. MACDUFF: Despair thy charm, And let the angel whom thou still hast served Tell thee Macduff was from his mother’s womb Untimely ripped. MACBETH: Fuck.

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サミファー⚜️Samifer @lysandre.me · 27/09/2026

btw. for those who have been enjoying my giovanni/mewtwo era. noncon ex just revealed so i can officially rep this now archiveofourown.org/works/92188816

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𝔄𝔤𝔷𝔇𝔢𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔶🧙MCMLondon @agzdegrey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Beoulve Brothers at Warsaw Bastion

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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building

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James 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thetealord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's finally done! Here is the final chapter of Refractions of Desire. Please enjoy! #neuvithesley archiveofourown.org/works/702490...

Several times, Wriothesley had already wondered if Neuvillette was just holding himself back for fear of hurting Wriothesley. Wriothesley wasn't a dragon, after all. He was human, and still new to being an Omega.

If that was true, then it was time to show his dragon just how capable he was of taking his clutch.

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

delighted that i am doing something very silly for the internet. joy and wonder and life

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

eclipse was Not Good. worst movie so far. i missed not being able to understand any dialogue and having everyone be in the dark.

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uriel ventris’ post-partum psychosis @rhysgore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i do not want to switch services. i want the services i have used just fine for a decade to continue to work the way theyre meant to. dont know why this is a weird concept for people.

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

chat im gonna be real with you, if i see a person say "i have long COVID but i've stopped masking bc i think i'm well protected by vaccines BUT immunocompromised people still need them, and they should wear them!" i do immediately think "your opinion is invalid to me"

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Ladz ❄️🖤🩸 @ladzwriting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

REMEDY BOOK RECS Who else is trapped in a Hiss-warped version of Manhattan this weekend now that CONTROL RESONANT is officially out? I've collected some reading materials to hold you over between sessions Check them out 👇

Books for fans of Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake II, and Control Resonant

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the joy i feel when any other big four team does stupid bullshit strategy-wise cannot be overstated. IT'S NOT JUST US!!!!!

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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

good morning there was another earthquake. holy shit that startled me

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-…

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perchbird @perchbird.dev · 25/09/2026

ALL IN EXISTENCE BENT TO MY WILL!

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026

Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

we watched new moon in a rip on bilibili with truly inaudible dialogue and at one point we heard bella: i'll sell you bacon bits jacob: no bella: special ore? jacob: (kisses her) and that's my summary of the film

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bonque, ben (טריפה שאלות) @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(Stolen from shit posting the beis midrash) Going around asking couples which one's Yom Kippur and which one's Sukkos

Text thread

Person A: I thought that Sukkot starting was a count from Yom Kippur ending, or is that all tied to a moon cycle?

Person B: It's all moon stuff, RH is new moon, big thoughts, and Sukkot is big moon, no thoughts

A: Nice!
So Sukkot is a himbo holiday?

B: Big time. You shake a lemon and some sticks and live outside and eat fruit and try to be happy

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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026

33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.

The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the more unfinished projects you have the better. the bigger your graveyard the more strange zombies you can sew together from the body parts. do not feel self-conscious about it. just keep making.

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doodley 🌠 @doodley.org · 24/09/2026

why are so many ultra wealthy people such absolutely embarrassing, boring losers, man. i truly do not understand it. if i had a billion dollars i would be funding a D&D theme park and be king of the land

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