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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm)

@scarlettohairdye.bsky.social
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Writer of top class shenanigans. Occasional burlesque performer. Frequently exasperated. Might be twenty cats in a people suit. ScarlettStorm on Ao3. She/her

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 13h
ooh big stretch
A black cat on a sidewalk doing a big stretch
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 19h
Happy fourteenth day of Halloween! We're leaning into purple today. #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman in an all-purple outfit. Her purple t-shirt is printed with a cartoon graphic of a black cat wearing a traditional white sheet ghost costume.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22h
I just think she’s neat
Riley Pinkerton, the "Rat Queen" of the band Castle Rat, dressed in a sort of Red Sonja gold chainmail bikini getup and holding a guitar onstage, eyes closed and in the groove
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kelly knowles art @kellyknowles.art · 14/10/2026
now we're talkin!!!!
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Happy thirteenth day of Halloween! BOO Round 2, the full ensemble this time. #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A pale white woman wearing a matching crop top and skirt set in black printed with white Halloween ghosts and the word "boo" in orange, green, and purple. She's wearing the crop top over a black tank top and the skirt over black leggings.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now, I'm not saying exactly what happened to that "pro on the transphobic sports ban initiative" sign that was at an intersection on my drive home from the drugstore, but I *am* going to say that that sign is no longer at the intersection and in fact no longer exists at all!
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
sunbeam boy
Gyoza, a big grey and white tabby cat, laying on the kitchen floor in a sunbeam
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is always one of my favorite parts about going to the zoo: Local birds who have found the promised land 😂
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is so so wonderful. this is 100% the absolute loveliest vision of gardening, bringing people together & building community through beauty & growing things. I just LOVE this & hope to emulate these folks more & more as I grow older.
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Taylor Joan Carlson @teejcarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy twelfth day of Halloween! Na na na na na na na na BAT DRESS! #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing a gray dress printed with black bats. She's also wearing a black jacket over the dress and black leggings.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A dear friend of mine (who's read basically all of my fics) has finally started watching The Untamed, and... well... 😂
A text conversation between me and my friend K:
K: ok guess who's watching ep 1 of the untamed... all your fanfic finally got me
Me: Oh my god
Me: Please enjoy the two most bewildering opening episodes of all time
K: ... this is SO dramatic
Me: You have no idea
Me: So much slow motion awaits you
K: this is so stupid (complimentary)
Me: And yet you'll be crying about it by episode fifteen
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We're going to a burlesque show tonight so you get a second Halloween look! Am I a demon who pro wrestles? Am I a demon-themed pro wrestler? Excellent questions. I will not be answering them. #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman dressed in a red and black wrestling outfit (including a WWE Championship belt) with demon horns and wings.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy eleventh day of Halloween! Today we're taking a spiderweb sweatshirt and making it extra cozy. #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing a gray spiderweb print sweatshirt with an open burgundy handknit sweater vest over it.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't want to do anything. I also don't want to do nothing. This, as you can imagine, has put me in a very problematic philosophical situation
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy tenth day of Halloween! BOO! #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing a black cardigan, black dress, and purple leggings layered with a crop top printed with little white cartoon ghosts and the word BOO in purple, green, and orange.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tonight was our street's fifth annual soup party (which is when we all make soup and soup accompaniments and then share them) and I ate half a grilled cheese sandwich and a big slab of buttered sourdough bread, then sampled sixteen soups. I'm pretty sure I'm the Soup Party Champion.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy ninth day of Halloween! Mixing themes, here, but it's chilly so ghost cardigan it is! #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing a black cardigan printed with white ghosts over a charcoal gray t-shirt printed with trick or treating dinosaur skeletons and a black skirt.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy eighth day of Halloween! I don't know that I've actually categorized them, but I may have more cat themed Halloween shirts than any other type... #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing an all gray outfit featuring a gray oversized crop top shirt printed with a black cat sitting on a crescent moon incorporating other celestial elements.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 08/10/2026
any sword wielded by a woman is a broad sword
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's no way that my little potato phone camera can do it justice, but holy shit Castle Rat was an incredible show. They had lore! There was a big wizard puppet and a series of magical animals played by a sexy woman in white! They fought a hot Rat Reaperess!!! A+++, would see again
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, that was certainly a band that opened for the band I was actually here to see. That's something you can say for certain.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The opening act at this Castle Rat concert has me concerned I'm gonna have to fight a boss soon
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I decided comfort was the better part of valor for a show with two openers before we get to the main act, so I'm only wearing the belt, not the bikini top. Still nailed it.
A selfie collage of a pale white woman with red hair wearing a black muscle tank and long black skirt with a beaded necklace bondage harness over it, along with a silver and black fanny pack and silver fringe chainmail belt. Her black kn95 mask has bird skulls and chains pinned to it.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's up, y'all, happy WIP Wednesday. I'm doing something that is (for me) absolutely wild and not writing the older LWJ/LQY/younger WWX threesome fic in chronological order, so here's a sample from the beginning. Are y'all gonna hear my home reno horror stories in great detail? Hell yes you are.
Okay, like, objectively Wei Ying knows that moving into a landlord special fixer-upper house and planning to renovate it yourself is a classic home ownership mistake. He sees it all the time at his day job, and it only brings people misery and a full year of cooking all their meals on a hot plate while the kitchen renovation takes months longer than they'd planned. That said, in Wei Ying's defense, he sees it all the time because he's a fucking electrician. He spends half his working hours at construction sites and the other half making sure people's hundred-year-old Craftsman-style houses don't spontaneously combust thanks to hundred-year-old knob and tube wiring. Sometimes he makes the flooring guys show him what they're doing, or borrows some stilts from the drywall guys and learns the basics of mudding. Wei Ying knows how to do most of the stuff this house needs, and what he doesn't know, he has friends who do it professionally.

He also moved into this house from an absolute shithole studio apartment where he was already cooking his meals on a hot plate. He's used to not having a real kitchen. He's been training for this.
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
btw I am actually selling this, so if you're in the Seattle area hmu 5-speed manual, 4WD, aftermarket hard top, lots of work done recently including new timing belt, new water pump, new battery, valve adjustment, etc $5k
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I, on the other hand, have a chainmail bikini ready to go, so I know exactly what I'm wearing
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy seventh day of Halloween! These trick-or-treating dinosaur skeletons are one of my very favorite shirt designs. #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing a black long sleeve t-shirt over a purple tank top and black leggings. The t-shirt is printed with a stylized illustration of two human skeletons wearing dinosaur skeleton masks trick or treating in front of a castle on a rocky crag.
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
getting autumnal af over here
A tree with leaves turning from green to red against a blue sky. There are power lines across the sky and a green tree at the bottom of the frame
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's up, y'all, happy WIP Wednesday. I'm doing something that is (for me) absolutely wild and not writing the older LWJ/LQY/younger WWX threesome fic in chronological order, so here's a sample from the beginning. Are y'all gonna hear my home reno horror stories in great detail? Hell yes you are.
Okay, like, objectively Wei Ying knows that moving into a landlord special fixer-upper house and planning to renovate it yourself is a classic home ownership mistake. He sees it all the time at his day job, and it only brings people misery and a full year of cooking all their meals on a hot plate while the kitchen renovation takes months longer than they'd planned. That said, in Wei Ying's defense, he sees it all the time because he's a fucking electrician. He spends half his working hours at construction sites and the other half making sure people's hundred-year-old Craftsman-style houses don't spontaneously combust thanks to hundred-year-old knob and tube wiring. Sometimes he makes the flooring guys show him what they're doing, or borrows some stilts from the drywall guys and learns the basics of mudding. Wei Ying knows how to do most of the stuff this house needs, and what he doesn't know, he has friends who do it professionally.

He also moved into this house from an absolute shithole studio apartment where he was already cooking his meals on a hot plate. He's used to not having a real kitchen. He's been training for this.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I rolled up to the Trader Joe's checkout in this outfit with a cart absolutely stacked to the brim with decorative gourds, and I'm pretty sure I made the cashier's entire night 😂🎃
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy sixth day of Halloween! This one comes to you a little later in the day because I was fighting blackberries at forest restoration volunteering earlier, which really requires practicality over Halloween spirit. #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A pale white woman wearing a fun two piece shirt and leggings set in black printed with big jack o lantern faces in orange, green, and purple.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Try this Fun Way to End Your Evening: Your Asshole Cat Gyoza Finally Achieves His Dream of Jumping Onto the Shelf Above the Bar, Yanking the Screws Out of the Wall and Sending Everything On it Crashing to the Ground!
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy fifth day of Halloween from me and my candy-filled ribcage! #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing a black shirt printed with a cartoon skeleton ribcage with brightly colored Halloween candy inside the ribs. She's paired this with a black cardigan, black skirt, and black leggings.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: Michaels sucks now, Joanne's is gone, ac Moore is gone, local art shop is gone. Where can I shop for art supplies now? Person: Hobby Lob- Me: I will make art from my own sinew and bones first.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
blog.documentfoundation.org
Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nori got involved.
A smiling pale white woman with red hair wears a black sweatshirt that says VAMPURR in rhinestones above a close up of a cat's face with big green eyes and vampire fangs. She's holding a big black cat in one arm, his back legs akimbo, his belly fully out, and his big yellow eyes looking at the camera with nary a thought behind them.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy fourth day of Halloween! Sporting spellbound vibes today. #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing a purple shirt printed with a black witch hat and the word "spellbound" in gold over purple jeans and with a black cardigan.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you have ever peered with curiosity at my work then for BANNED BOOK WEEK it is the perfect time to try some tingleverse horror or erotica. i am in strange position where my books have not been banned, but the texas library association banned me AS A PERSON so i guess the catalog is fair game
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Scarlett Gale @scarlettgauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weavers of Bsky (a group of people who I truly hope exist), it is becoming increasingly clear as I weave this tea towel that I goofed up my warp tension. The right is tighter. My warp is wound to let me weave five more of these towels. When I finish this one, should I cut it off and retie the warp?
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nori got involved.
A smiling pale white woman with red hair wears a black sweatshirt that says VAMPURR in rhinestones above a close up of a cat's face with big green eyes and vampire fangs. She's holding a big black cat in one arm, his back legs akimbo, his belly fully out, and his big yellow eyes looking at the camera with nary a thought behind them.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy third day of Halloween! I wore this to a group birding event and fortunately Vampurr didn't scare away the birds. #EternalHalloween #Halloween
A selfie collage of a pale white woman wearing a black sweatshirt printed with a close up of a cat's face that has big green eyes and vampire fangs. It reads "Vampurr" in big gold and silver rhinestones.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need you all to know that like six people were watching this hot pistachio action and offering to open it for the crow, but she didn't need our help and managed to crack that sucker on her own. We applauded.
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went on a birding walk this morning at Lincoln Park and got this great shot of a crow eating a pistachio lol
A crow on a driftwood log with its head scrunched up into its body as it's eating a pistachio nut
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy second day of Halloween!
A selfie collage of a smiling white woman wearing a matching crop top and skirt patterned with cartoon Halloween candy in orange, purple, green, and white, layered over a black tank top and leggings. She's also wearing a black cardigan.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to rush through a drawing last night to meet my Resolution Bingo goal. Did this on the couch with a cat in my lap and a laptop pen that at no point wanted to do what I wanted it to do. It's objectively terrible! But I think it accurately captures dear departed CeeCee's scrungliness 😂
A somewhat wobbly digital painting of a scrungly black cat with bat wings and big yellow eyes on an orange background.
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