Reposted by Sand SharkStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188256080
Reposted by Sand SharkRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/12/2025joining the great machine consciousness 211832412
Reposted by Sand Sharkjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 03/08/2025you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am 75131843677
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I'm on furlough, and it looks like it'll last through at least the end of the week, so I've started a new weaving project. Seeing as I will (theoretically) get back pay once the shutdown is over, this may be my only chance to get paid a living wage to weave a cool scarf 010
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Once summer starts, I'm going to get back into weaving. I've been investigating something called "Shadow Weave" which looks dope but also sounds like something a Lovecraft character was investigating right before he disappeared under mysterious circumstances 000
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Saw a sign this weekend for "GARAGE SALE / MAN CAVE SATURDAY", and from this day forward I will be referring to the day before Easter as Man Cave Saturday 010
Reposted by Sand SharkL. Golder @golderest.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Putting an "I bought this before Henry went crazy" sticker on my Model T 011
Reposted by Sand SharkDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine! 10092571358
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Check out the lil fella I found in my office this morning 110
Reposted by Sand SharkBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over 417319445649
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 05/01/2025A few weeks back, I saw my first Burrowing Owl in the wild. I just happened to have a loaded film camera with me at the time, so here he is 020
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 25/12/2024My neighbor is setting off fireworks, I can only assume in an attempt to castle doctrine Santa 010
Reposted by Sand Sharklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/12/2024all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars 221914395
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Got a new lens for one of my cameras and it is LARGE 120
Reposted by Sand SharkSeason of Scaryanne Denton 🧡🎃 @mariannedenton.bsky.social · 11/10/2024Aurora Borealis reflected in Kooyooe Panunadu (Pyramid Lake). ~ #Aurora #SkySky 301899241
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 13/09/2024Saw a hearse monster truck this morning and all i can say is hell yeah 000
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 30/08/2024Found a baffling shirt at an estate sale and just had to have it 000
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 25/08/2024Tried to come up with a dumb name and landed on Dick Burpo, and after investigating further I am delighted to report that there are more than one real Dick Burpos (Dicks Burpo?) out there 010
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 13/08/2024On my second repeat of it and goddamn is the Bayle fight so good. Best feeling fight in the DLC hands down. I don't even mind dying so much because it means I get to see that sick transition to phase two again 000
Reposted by Sand Sharkceej @ceej.online · 01/08/2024Every single week for the past ten years I’ve had to call my senators to beg them not to vote for something called POOKA that gives local sheriffs the legal right to summarily execute anyone making fun of cops online only for it to pass 98-2 before dying on a procedural hurdle in the House 141314353
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 09/06/2024Had a lovely ride on my very janky tandem bike this weekend 130
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 28/05/2024Saw a dude zooming down the road today on a souped up mobility scooter. He was doing bare minimum 30 mph and it sounded like he ripped off the mufflers. Desert excellence. 000
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 23/05/2024The Ring except it's the Baby Gronk tiktok. You have to find someone who hasn't seen a year-old meme video to share it with or you die in seven days 010
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 22/05/2024Walked about a mile through the desert this afternoon. Gotta appreciate it while i can still go outside without getting heat stroke! Still a surprising amount of wildflowers out, didn't take pics tho 000
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 19/05/2024Why do you want to be remembered after your time? So that after your bones have turned to dust another guy might read about you? Sounds pretty gay 010
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 12/05/2024My neighbor is doing karaoke in his back yard and is currently singing Tequila, which is possibly the funniest song to request for karaoke 010
Reposted by Sand SharkRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 07/05/2024what is your dog trying to tell you? 531254
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 08/05/2024Just climbed the outside (and also inside) of an old grain silo, it was spooky but so much fun! 010
Reposted by Sand SharkSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/05/2024I just received heartbreaking news, the call every parent fears someday receiving. My son has become a Boeing whistleblower. 319526
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 23/04/2024Totally forgot to post about it at the time, but last week I redid the stitching on an old camera case. Turned out pretty nice imo! 010
Sand Shark @wereshark.bsky.social · 13/04/2024Took some friends out to see the desert wildflowers this morning and found a perfectly usable tripod and flashlight out there that had been abandoned or forgotten. Score! Usually the only thing I'm coming home with after a trip like this is a stuffy nose 000
Reposted by Sand Sharke.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/04/2024when people are like "I just don't like the vibe on Bluesky" 283748803
