eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026wish i could get that sticker off too without damaging the cover 000
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026improved my copy of i capture the castle 😌 110
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026i thought the movie was fun but not as homoerotic as i had been led to believe, plus there was so little emotional depth to it that i couldn’t get invested in what homoeroticism there was. the musical solves both these problems. PLUS the music whips ass 000
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberateddawnfire🎃 🔜 PVCF @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Wile E. Coyote & Roadrunner ❤️⚡ patreon art! i quite enjoyed #coyotevsacme 82369614
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026i finally got around to watching the movie and frankly it was not what i wanted it to be but then i listened to the musical and it’s EVERYthing i wanted the movie to be and more. plus the music whips ass 100
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026musical enjoyer mutuals and followers: do yourself a favor and check out the OBCR of the lost boys the musical 100
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026having some cognitive issues due to exhaustion from folding one load of laundry 👍 things are going great over here 👍 000
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026when I tell you this made me so proud to have once been a nurse. 8118485
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026plus my last set of labs came back with literally nothing 👍 010
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026anyway i have an appointment in february and i’m not even that upset about the wait bc my last experience rheumatologist was so traumatic lol 110
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my pcp told me that she‘s found rheumatology to be “a very incurious specialty” which is sooooo great since they diagnose and treat a subset of illnesses that are notoriously difficult to diagnose 110
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026chronic fatigue has been slowly creeping back in since like. june maybe? and now if i do more than one errand in a day i’m basically useless 010
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedverersatz @verersatz.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026I unironically love Jupiter Ascendingstatic.klipy.comBees recognize royalty.ALT: Bees recognize royalty. 052
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds 81491676
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedFrankie's Husband Craig! @haveacraigday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They say if you give fascists an inch they’ll take a mile, but what if there was a *special* inch that would make fascists so happy they forget about the mile altogether? A lot of people’s politics revolve around finding that special inch, regardless of how many miles they give up in the process 220355
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan 823746518
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberateddemon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 21/09/2026"streaming is cable now" gang, cable was $40/mo. you are paying a minimum of $15 PER CHANNEL. this is not cable. this is fucking extortion. stop the bullshit false equivalence. thanks. 15710222
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8375781751
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedGarrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026REPUBLICANS: We will kill you and your children DEMOCRATS: We don't know how to run against this REPUBLICANS: We will kill five specific children for being gay at sports. This is the biggest problem we face today DEMS: They make good points, we must kill these children BOTH: And Gaza obviously 01452341
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedfairy gore mother @windupparadox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026no babe i literally love how your fandom wiki is unusable malware that makes my phone heat up 311758
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedKJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 21/09/2026Look, I am absolutely here for sex scenes with imperfections, comedy moments, and non-purple prose. I think a bit of relatable realism can totally ground a romance! That said, there are limits, and what I mean is, I never EVER want to encounter the word "crusty" in this context again. 1427716
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026smh Thomas Harris squandering the real franchise opportunities. Do all the other color dragons and get proper rich 1217815
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149613447
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedMonica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This thread is a great explanation. 17831
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking 234360762
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m sure everybody’s noticed but just a reminder, between now and the election the vibes are gonna be real off around here. they won’t get better after either but from now to the election they will also be off 241937209
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026wow good news hurtta redesigned their winter coat and the new colors are WAY cuter 120
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i could also just let her butt be cold but i don’t want to do that. that’s mean 120
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026trying to soothe myself with the knowledge that any dog will look cute in any type of coat even boring ones 120
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026mad bc i want to get a really cute winter coat for maggie but she’s a long dog so i need to get the kind that’s adjustable and sized by back length and those only come in BORING styles 120
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedStephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026mmygod 1207996647
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It is free and easy to show up for trans kids. Not just here, but in real life. 28110
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/09/2026travel bag. to pack: —toothbrush —deodorant —contact lenses —miniature horse or donkey 1833716
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026oh my god 1553309750
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberated👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 15/09/2026Yes I know you all heard that joke from South Park and just for the record: you should probably reconsider like every single thing you ever heard from South Park as probably bigoted. yours sincerely, the guys behind it got kicked out of my high school for Reasons 732518
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberated👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 15/09/2026okay while we’re all having a great time dunking on Ed Sheeran, and don’t let me stop you, but I just wanna pop in quickly and remind everyone that the “redheads don’t have souls” thing comes directly from medieval antisemitism, like directly, so let’s give that a miss. okay carry on 17669108
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257521530
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they’re saying she’s the world’s sleepiest girl 030
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedalexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement 1860831359
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713366331
eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026there should be a pill like lactaid that i can take before eating fresh fruit so that it doesn’t make my mouth itch. i want to eat plums :( 020
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 187113511912
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 63177683723
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Well, every time somebody posts this, me & my drummer get tagged, so, preemptively: mountain goats are wild, majestic animals. The Mountain Goats are a band. Out of respect to our namesake, we do lick pee from rocks when we’re in a national park, but nobody ever airlifts us anywhere. We walk home 25991158
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nancy 9/8/26 4379951426
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This idea applies to other things. If you wear a big sun hat, a polo shirt, and a pair of baggy cargo shorts to the zoo, you can tell people wholly fabricated, rather incorrect information about the animals and they will believe you. 1945664550
Reposted by eliot ✨ discombooberatedBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Was trying to figure out who her fiance looks like and I think it’s if Nathan Fielder was hiring a George Clooney impersonator to do publicity for a gas station on Nathan For You 1533512