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eliot ✨ discombooberated

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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
wish i could get that sticker off too without damaging the cover
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
improved my copy of i capture the castle 😌
a beautiful hardcover edition of i capture the castle by dodie smith, marred by a blurb from the queen of terfs on the front cover.the same book but the offending blurb has been covered with color-coordinated electrical tape. i used two layers to prevent the embossed text from showing through.
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i thought the movie was fun but not as homoerotic as i had been led to believe, plus there was so little emotional depth to it that i couldn’t get invested in what homoeroticism there was. the musical solves both these problems. PLUS the music whips ass
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dawnfire🎃 🔜 PVCF @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wile E. Coyote & Roadrunner ❤️⚡ patreon art! i quite enjoyed #coyotevsacme
Roadrunner stomps on Wile E. Coyote's chest as he runs over top of him. Wile E. Coyote is looking away and blushing.
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i finally got around to watching the movie and frankly it was not what i wanted it to be but then i listened to the musical and it’s EVERYthing i wanted the movie to be and more. plus the music whips ass
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
musical enjoyer mutuals and followers: do yourself a favor and check out the OBCR of the lost boys the musical
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
having some cognitive issues due to exhaustion from folding one load of laundry 👍 things are going great over here 👍
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when I tell you this made me so proud to have once been a nurse.
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
plus my last set of labs came back with literally nothing 👍
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
anyway i have an appointment in february and i’m not even that upset about the wait bc my last experience rheumatologist was so traumatic lol
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my pcp told me that she‘s found rheumatology to be “a very incurious specialty” which is sooooo great since they diagnose and treat a subset of illnesses that are notoriously difficult to diagnose
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
chronic fatigue has been slowly creeping back in since like. june maybe? and now if i do more than one errand in a day i’m basically useless
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verersatz @verersatz.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
I unironically love Jupiter Ascending
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Bees recognize royalty.
ALT: Bees recognize royalty.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
good morning from maggie
a small black and white dog emerging from the bed covers and looking at the camera expectantly (she has just requested pets.)
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Frankie's Husband Craig! @haveacraigday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They say if you give fascists an inch they’ll take a mile, but what if there was a *special* inch that would make fascists so happy they forget about the mile altogether? A lot of people’s politics revolve around finding that special inch, regardless of how many miles they give up in the process
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 21/09/2026
"streaming is cable now" gang, cable was $40/mo. you are paying a minimum of $15 PER CHANNEL. this is not cable. this is fucking extortion. stop the bullshit false equivalence. thanks.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
REPUBLICANS: We will kill you and your children DEMOCRATS: We don't know how to run against this REPUBLICANS: We will kill five specific children for being gay at sports. This is the biggest problem we face today DEMS: They make good points, we must kill these children BOTH: And Gaza obviously
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fairy gore mother @windupparadox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
no babe i literally love how your fandom wiki is unusable malware that makes my phone heat up
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 21/09/2026
Look, I am absolutely here for sex scenes with imperfections, comedy moments, and non-purple prose. I think a bit of relatable realism can totally ground a romance! That said, there are limits, and what I mean is, I never EVER want to encounter the word "crusty" in this context again.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
smh Thomas Harris squandering the real franchise opportunities. Do all the other color dragons and get proper rich
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This thread is a great explanation.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sure everybody’s noticed but just a reminder, between now and the election the vibes are gonna be real off around here. they won’t get better after either but from now to the election they will also be off
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
powerpuff girls
a winter coat for dogs in a kind of reddish pink (or pinkish red.)the same coat in bright sky blue.the same coat in bright grass green.
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wow good news hurtta redesigned their winter coat and the new colors are WAY cuter
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i could also just let her butt be cold but i don’t want to do that. that’s mean
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
trying to soothe myself with the knowledge that any dog will look cute in any type of coat even boring ones
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mad bc i want to get a really cute winter coat for maggie but she’s a long dog so i need to get the kind that’s adjustable and sized by back length and those only come in BORING styles
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is free and easy to show up for trans kids. Not just here, but in real life.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
travel bag. to pack: —toothbrush —deodorant —contact lenses —miniature horse or donkey
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 15/09/2026
Yes I know you all heard that joke from South Park and just for the record: you should probably reconsider like every single thing you ever heard from South Park as probably bigoted. yours sincerely, the guys behind it got kicked out of my high school for Reasons
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 15/09/2026
okay while we’re all having a great time dunking on Ed Sheeran, and don’t let me stop you, but I just wanna pop in quickly and remind everyone that the “redheads don’t have souls” thing comes directly from medieval antisemitism, like directly, so let’s give that a miss. okay carry on
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they’re saying she’s the world’s sleepiest girl
maggie the dog’s head emerging from a nest of blankets and pillows. her eyes are barely open.
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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eliot ✨ discombooberated @werebichon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
there should be a pill like lactaid that i can take before eating fresh fruit so that it doesn’t make my mouth itch. i want to eat plums :(
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, every time somebody posts this, me & my drummer get tagged, so, preemptively: mountain goats are wild, majestic animals. The Mountain Goats are a band. Out of respect to our namesake, we do lick pee from rocks when we’re in a national park, but nobody ever airlifts us anywhere. We walk home
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This idea applies to other things. If you wear a big sun hat, a polo shirt, and a pair of baggy cargo shorts to the zoo, you can tell people wholly fabricated, rather incorrect information about the animals and they will believe you.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was trying to figure out who her fiance looks like and I think it’s if Nathan Fielder was hiring a George Clooney impersonator to do publicity for a gas station on Nathan For You
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