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Wendy Darling

@wendydarlingt.bsky.social
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Reader, dog lover, word nerd 🏳️‍🌈

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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
@bcdreyer.social spotted this at my favorite indie bookstore, @bardsalley.bsky.social in Vienna, VA
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Terrazza doesn't mean what he thinks it means. He's got better malapropisms than anybody! Some people call him the best malaproper there ever was!
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
When I was 9 months pregnant and had a headache so bad I asked my husband to find a way to knock me out, the only thing the hospital gave me was Tylenol. It barely dulled the pain, but it was better than nothing....and I guess that's what women in excruciating pain are supposed to get now?
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I knew Mr. darling had a bit of a prepper streak in him, but I just found 21 boxes of crystal light in our pantry. I guess we’ll be trading sugar-free beverages for weapons or clean water?
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Holy hell, politicians. Shut the hell up and let the women speak! Stop making them stand there in the direct sun in high heels and make up for television while you blabber on. You’re just making sure that by the time they speak that goddamn flyover will be happening.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
How can a country that does absolutely nothing to keep its children safe at school, even pretend to be making itself “great again”?
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Nonbinary folx: Do you feel that the umbrella term "trans" applies to you? Should it be an umbrella term? I'm not looking for a debate but curious about the opinions of those to whom it actually applies. #nonbinary #LGBTQ
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Stressful work week, horrible world news, last-minute travel jitters. I’ll be happy to spend a couple hours giving @freemomhugs at Pride!
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Once you accept that a few tantrum-prone leaders with nuclear launch codes can vaporize us all by lunchtime, nothing really matters. Pass the snacks.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Dear Internet, “side profile” is redundant. Please stop making me feel irritated while sharing a picture of a handsome man’s jawline.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Dear restaurants, please stop serving cold toast. Especially when the butter is also cold. Sincerely, everyone
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I just tuned into the Booker live feed and after 22 hours he's speaking rapidly, passionately, furiously, and completely coherently. By the way, last week, in impromptu remarks, Trump could not remember the word "criminal" and had to say "people of crime."
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 27/03/2025
Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.
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sophielou @sophielou.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
My resting bitch face has evolved into resting cringe face
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
From my very intelligent friend @jepozner.bsky.social
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The suffering of others does not benefit you.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My new hero
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Come for the dirty. Stay for the dancing.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It turns out 4 consecutive days of leg/hip workout is too many. Can someone bring me some ice cream while I lie on the sofa and whine?
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The whole "woke" and "cancel culture" discourse really boiled down to "I was asked to be a slightly better person, and I just couldn't do it."
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I don't want to hear jack about Michelle Obama not attending Trump's inauguration. Trump didn't attend Biden's, and he was the one in the job, not just married to someone who held the job in the past.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
At this age "get it girl" typically refers to that new prescription
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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a man says i 'm a pie maker in a close up of his face
ALT: a man says i 'm a pie maker in a close up of his face
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Last night I cut my finger while chopping vegetables, and as I cried, all I could think was, "This never happens when I’m stabbing a steak"
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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a group of people standing in a field of corn at night
ALT: a group of people standing in a field of corn at night
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Really gearing up for NYE. By which I mean deciding which sweats to wear while I wait for an appropriate time to put my pajamas back on.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Absolutely
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Perfect Christmas with these amazing people. I hope yours was wonderful too.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I hope your day is wonderful, whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, or Wednesday
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 For my last day, I'm breaking the rule 1/2
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 Day 19
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 Day 18
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Give yourself grace this week.
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 Day 17
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
is it PIVOT! it’s PIVOT! isn’t it
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 Day 16
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Good news! We beat the murder hornets!
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 Day 14
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 Day 14
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 Day 13
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Wendy Darling @wendydarlingt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookChallenge #BookSky💙📚 Day 12
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My attention span needs a “previously on” feature.
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