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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

This is perfect explanation

Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I have been complaining for YEARS that running hurts my hips and knees and you runners out here have just been gatekeeping foot strike change? I HATE YOU ALL.

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

You, as a healthcare worker, simply do not have to talk to ICE or the cops. Hope this helps!

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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 20/01/2025

no matter how bad you are at your job, remember you did not let Saquon Barkley leave your team for a division rival where he ran for +2000 yards and led the rival to the NFC Championship game

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

This is truly a wild thing to post on LinkedIn.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

If you are in line to sack Sam Darnold, stay in line. If you are in line before the end of the game, they have to let you sack him.

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Absolutely not. Jesus might have redeemed him but the American people don't have to rise to that standard.

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

When I was little, I wanted to be a Broadway star and somewhere along the line, I fucked up, and now I'm sitting in a Cap Management stress testing methodology risk and control workshop.

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

They did this with Superstorm Sandy too. Is anyone surprised?

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/01/2025

It dont matter who the coach is in Dallas they could bring Jesus THE Christ down yonder... and Dallas still gone lose as long as Jerry Jones is the Owner

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

My affirmation app has a sense of humor.

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

When it's in the upper 50s in south Florida

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Whenever someone says they're born and raised FL, I immediately back up two steps.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...

nytimes.com

F.B.I. Says It Found Largest Cache of Homemade Explosives in Its History at Va. Farm

Investigators discovered more than 150 devices, mostly pipe bombs, on a property outside Norfolk, court papers say.

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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Is this like picking a new pope

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Porn is banned in Florida so I'm back since I don't have anything else to do now.

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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 20/12/2024

Best gift ever. Thanks @jimmykimmel.com

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/12/2024

Republicans couldn’t even pass a bill to keep the government open that they negotiated with themselves—after blowing up a bipartisan deal with Democrats because Elon Musk and Trump told them to. And then 38 Republicans voted against their own bill. 🤡

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Why is Nick Miller so appealing? WHY?

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/12/2024

Dave Franco's agent is on the line

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Africe by Toto and I will not be answering questions

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I called my kid 'my darling' and they said 'I like being called darling. It suits me'.

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

This is more fun to look at when you play the price is right womp womp music along with it.

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

This is a bit of a mind bending but super cool read

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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic

IG reels with a man and a robot woman which says :

I hate to say this but l definitely see this happening in the next 10-20 years if women don't start lowering their standards. It's very sad too because you should want an ACTUAL human CONNECTION.

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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I keep thinking about that scene in Wicked when Dr. Dillamond is teaching the history of Animal rights, and somebody in the class whines, "Why don't you teach us history instead of dwelling on the past?" It feels so on the nose right now.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Fun travel tip: forced perspective and a few plastic dinosaurs can make all your travel photos more interesting.

A photo out a plane window with two plastic dinosaurs that looks like they're enjoying the view.

Stolen from the Internet.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

One of my favorite performances OF ALL TIME

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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

One of my newer favorite Christmas songs... Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, singing about each other and a Philly drunk tank. What more could you ask for?

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/12/2024

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

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