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Motor McBoatface

@wellthatsfab.bsky.social
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My flabbers stay ghasted. Finance SVP, single mother, sports & fast car enthusiast, powerlifter, legendary ass haver. I also love birds.

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This is perfect explanation
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I have been complaining for YEARS that running hurts my hips and knees and you runners out here have just been gatekeeping foot strike change? I HATE YOU ALL.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
You, as a healthcare worker, simply do not have to talk to ICE or the cops. Hope this helps!
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Thanks!
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 20/01/2025
no matter how bad you are at your job, remember you did not let Saquon Barkley leave your team for a division rival where he ran for +2000 yards and led the rival to the NFC Championship game
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Nurse Jen is one of my favorite people ever. She nailed it.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This is truly a wild thing to post on LinkedIn.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
If you are in line to sack Sam Darnold, stay in line. If you are in line before the end of the game, they have to let you sack him.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Damn.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Absolutely not. Jesus might have redeemed him but the American people don't have to rise to that standard.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
When I was little, I wanted to be a Broadway star and somewhere along the line, I fucked up, and now I'm sitting in a Cap Management stress testing methodology risk and control workshop.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
💀
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Cold turkey caffeine cutting is one of the absolute WORST experiences ever and I've had a C section
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This is a wild photograph
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
They did this with Superstorm Sandy too. Is anyone surprised?
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What a glorious and Patriotic way to go
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
In your opinion, do you think it's helpful for the ADHDer?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/01/2025
It dont matter who the coach is in Dallas they could bring Jesus THE Christ down yonder... and Dallas still gone lose as long as Jerry Jones is the Owner
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Having the best fucking day ever
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
My affirmation app has a sense of humor.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman in a green suit and purple shirt is sitting in a red chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a green suit and purple shirt is sitting in a red chair and making a funny face .
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
When it's in the upper 50s in south Florida
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Me and whomst
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Whenever someone says they're born and raised FL, I immediately back up two steps.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
My almost 7 yr old also apparently doesn't know the drill
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
🤗🤗🤗
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The extremely sad part about this post is that I don't know who it's referring to because the suspect pool is so vast.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
nytimes.com
F.B.I. Says It Found Largest Cache of Homemade Explosives in Its History at Va. Farm
Investigators discovered more than 150 devices, mostly pipe bombs, on a property outside Norfolk, court papers say.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
💀😂
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This is very important.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Is this like picking a new pope
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
So the law requires users to upload their drivers license to age-verify. In advance of the law, pornhub and I believe a few other major sites decided to pull out of FL altogether rather than enforce it. www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/2...
news-journalonline.com
Pornhub, other adult sites pull out of Florida as age verification law takes effect. What is a VPN?
Floridians have been cut off from some major adult video websites as of Jan. 1 thanks to a new age verification law.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I truly can't wait for the Trumpers to get a load of this
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Porn is banned in Florida so I'm back since I don't have anything else to do now.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The Fairytale of Philadelphia till I throw up or die
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Me.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Everything reminds me of him.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 20/12/2024
Best gift ever. Thanks @jimmykimmel.com
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/12/2024
Republicans couldn’t even pass a bill to keep the government open that they negotiated with themselves—after blowing up a bipartisan deal with Democrats because Elon Musk and Trump told them to. And then 38 Republicans voted against their own bill. 🤡
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Why is Nick Miller so appealing? WHY?
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/12/2024
Dave Franco's agent is on the line
Dave Franco in a tuxedo
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Africe by Toto and I will not be answering questions
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I called my kid 'my darling' and they said 'I like being called darling. It suits me'.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
This is more fun to look at when you play the price is right womp womp music along with it.
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I hope that person never knows peace
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Motor McBoatface @wellthatsfab.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
May I recommend topping it off with a trip to the post office? Real good chaser
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