Sign in

weegrump

@weegrump.bsky.social
1K followers 397 following 4.3K posts

Cynics think I'm a downer

PostsRepliesMedia
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 19h
folded is a deeply sad song it squeezes at my heart
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tuesday most decidedly does NOT feel like friday
010
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you make me work til i'm 70 i will drive a cybertruck into your triumphal arch
000
Reposted by weegrump
Michael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching the Senate hearings like
Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce
823975474
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok this is fucken hilarious
000
Reposted by weegrump
andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
252325456
Reposted by weegrump
Tara @taradanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The iced coffee is a red flag that you enjoy life and aren't fully committed to being the wage slave they're looking for.
671196120
Reposted by weegrump
Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
20847501188
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hilarious that the worst thing they got on ossoff is he's attractive
110
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I call bullshit on people like @michaelsteele.bsky.social who pretend the gop was ever anything but what it is now with it's mask off.
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she should have called capitol police to escort her inside
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
holy shit it's what's for dinner
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For reasons unknown my brain took a trip on the wayback machine and returned with the theme from Here Come The Brides. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5L6...
youtube.com
Classic TV Theme: Here Come the Brides
YouTube video by David Gideon
210
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
'if the republicans lose the midterms it'll because we didn't cheat hard enough to subjugate the will of the american people'
010
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
imagine how productive you would be if your boss just left you the hell alone
000
Reposted by weegrump
George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
7651801035
Reposted by weegrump
Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know this won’t happen, but the entire WH press corps should walk out. Trump craves attention and is obsessed with his coverage. Not covering his Oval Office Lie Sessions would hurt him more than just about anything.
80671491795
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i use to be so conciliatory with people at work who had sticks up their butts but as of today fuck off i'm not your whipping post go tell mommy idgaf
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
perfect no notes
010
Reposted by weegrump
Dianne Dupuis @iamfreetobeme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
7549131702
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
at this point i'm ready to just say bring it yeah we deserve it www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
msn.com
MSN
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
perfect analogy
000
Reposted by weegrump
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
2948730815
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fucken hilarious
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is an adorable wholesome account but i wonder how they get so many images there can't be that many jimothy sightings
010
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
equally legit
020
Reposted by weegrump
Cranky Cracker @timmyturmoil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The FBI is raping the dogs. They're raping the cats.
2404726936
Reposted by weegrump
Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Men in politics, I'll tell you a secret about what really attracts women voters. What makes them think you're really manly. It ain't sports. It ain't lifting. It ain't guns. You wanna know? It's a tightly held secret. But I'll tell you. [leans in and whispers]: Giving a shit about other people.
412320375
Reposted by weegrump
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
901134882279
Reposted by weegrump
Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of course Alito and Thomas dissent like the whiny pains in the ass they are.
634135741951
Reposted by weegrump
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
186151362695
Reposted by weegrump
Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As we elders, our daughters, and our granddaughters continue the fight for power, equality, and respect, we hold you in our hearts with love and gratitude. Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍
nytimes.com
Gloria Steinem, Personification of the Women’s Movement, Dies at 92 (Gift Article)
She challenged sexist assumptions, helping women develop a sense of self-worth and gain a measure of equality at work, at home and in society at large.
368182004369
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
whenever someone at work says 'you're the best' i respond 'tell your friends' cause i could use the support
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this is a work of sheer brilliance featuring a vocabulary way beyond that of their subject
000
Reposted by weegrump
Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There’s no legitimate purpose for ICE to have this information. There are a ton of nefarious ones, though.
69283373717
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
choosin' texas is in my head on a loop and i will provide the gun and bullets to anyone who will blast it out
000
Reposted by weegrump
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This day in history. 44 BC. The first of Cicero's 14 oratories on Mark Antony: how did Antony play so much stickball with bone spurs, why did he spend so much time sailing with his scribe Natalia, why wasn't his son Baronus fighting in the war in Persia, and why was his wife living with gladiators.
110445
Reposted by weegrump
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
966135572214
Reposted by weegrump
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
65114832262
Reposted by weegrump
am-mccarthy.bsky.social @am-mccarthy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, you know, just like they measure testosterone levels in NBA players. Just like that
3933767799
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
completely undeserving of the icon status he's been given
010
Reposted by weegrump
Barbra Streisand @barbrastreisand.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In 1986, I endowed a chair at the Environmental Defense Fund for Dr Michael Oppenheimer to focus on the dangers of climate change. He along with other climate scientists and Al Gore warned the world was short on time to address its worst impacts.
20162481394
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@theweeknightmsnbc.bsky.social Michael Steele is a fraudulent poser Republican who spent a lot of energy to preserve wealth inequality.
000
Reposted by weegrump
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
866206757
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
a perfectly normal number of windows open
screen shot of the top of a browser with a buttload of tabs
000
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is super cool
010
weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My sister can never know what I did with her Christmas present.
000
Reposted by weegrump
Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell
2434256395144
Reposted by weegrump
Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don’t worry things will get stupider
1523071294