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@joshuaelliott.bsky.social
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smallish. technical. mildly artisty. (he/him) Tech art, tech design, narrative design when they let me, tools dev. Previously: Netflix

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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 6h
Bruno is correct about Musk and Zuckerberg.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 10h
It'd be super cool if every part of life wasn't under constant attack right now.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 15h
Took a chance on the ALDI store brand fake Red Bull. I love it? It's like old style 90s Red Bull. Pure liquefied essence of burning tires.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 16h
"Just turn off prices!" is the "just play in creative mode!" of NMS. Buddy, the friction is the point. Doofus.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 17h
Haven't played or watched Zero Company in weeks and still have the music in my head. Shit's infectious.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 17h
I already do! It's a nigh-on perfect movie.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
/* Hide Streamer Shouts Icon */ nav > div > div > div:has(button[aria-label=Shouts]) { display: none !important; pointer-events: none !important; }
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm unfollowing any streamer that uses 'streamer shouts'.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also do the honest work of eliminating any trace of plagiarism in your beloved product. How? Not my fucking problem! If you can’t run your business / technology without stealing other people’s work, it deserves to die. Personally I’m happy to see it die, so don’t try to make it my responsibility.
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 02/10/2026
Please stop hedging about programming every time you critique AI. I am sick of hearing non-programmers say things like, "I know that programmers are all using this now, but..." No, stop. We are not all using it. You make the non-users feel like the world has gone mad every time you say this.
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SCAREk LawHELLRAISER @rowdybowden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joey Votto: "I don't see the Braves scoring any more runs." Ozzie Albies: "The fuck you just say?"
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dream of staying alive long enough that video game metal starts looking like actual metal.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeding the Tippett ISOs until it either causes a problem* or I remember Transmission** is running. * Would be the fiber ISP being a dork, likely. ** Yes. I know Transmission is dogshit, but I didn't feel like dealing with anything else.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alt text is triple-important on this site because images often just... refuse to exist.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The middle of space combat is a really great time to learn KRunner has a default search shortcut of alt+space. 🫠
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's cool that people are building stuff for Blender, but goddamn. Every time it's like "yup, that's a thing modo had a decade ago." *sigh*
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does Dan Clancy have allegations somewhere? Because he obviously doesn't give a damn about consent.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yall, I think maybe I love the Vintage Interceptor. The cockpit dash even looks like the kind of nonsense you'd get in a 70s/80s Italian supercar.
NMS screenshot. A Sentinel Vintage Interceptor (slightly smoothed geometric flat orange delta spaceship with a huge curvy, bulbous black-tinted canopy, thin spoiler-ish loop back wing, and insect-abdomen-like engine/thruster section in the center rear) sits in a freighter hangar.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go drink some water, you dry motherfucker.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finished a rewatch of CR C2. Enjoyed it, but it never quite got back to that high of Midnight Espionage. The Favor is probably pretty close. Then the Ashly Burch episodes behind that.
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"AI bots will make a better internet" Okay well my domain isn't even really connected to anything yet and I'm having AI bots fishing around for data and notably? Config files, wordpress config, python environment files, etc. But sure. Everyone can handle the traffic & security demands.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh damn. New Majuular.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me, building underground bases in NMS: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!! me, forgetting about the terrain edit limit and having to fill them all in: Well this fucking sucks.
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Cailín Walsh 🍀 @cailin.dev · 26/09/2026
My mood these days
Syndrome from The Incredibles with the text “you dense motherfucker” in all-caps Impact overlaid
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interview beverage thing has me feeling like I'm in the fuckin' Twilight Zone, dude. Let people have a fucking liquid. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Way off the point, but damn, pmg's post and mograph look is freakin' gorgeous.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Sign in to confirm you’re not a bot" lol no
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bsky devs still trying to do everything in a mouseup event when we literally settled how to -- if you absolutely must for some fucked up reason -- reproduce a click event from raw materials about twenty years ago.
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 24/09/2026
enjoy
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Do my dailies" is one of the bleakest phrases in gaming. Once that became a largely accepted way to interact with a game, I knew gamers had been entirely captured and trained by people uninterested in building cool systems and narratives.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Welp. Looks like I'm cooking by the book. (I'm never ever changing this procgen name NMS gave this settlement.)
Snip from No Man's Sky - a settlement overview header:
Laziame Town
Vy'keen Planetary Settlement
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wasn't happy seeing a point-and-click composer throw themselves face-first into genAI a while back. Morbidly curious, decided to check again. Looks like they've scrubbed it all. Hope it was a legit change of heart and not just wiping it under the rug. Anyway, keep that shit out of adventure.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dunno if any of it's intentional, but I saw the Normandy and got the Silly Weapon bug in the same No Man's Sky session. This expedition really is playing all the hits.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thunder so loud my noise canceling glitched.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Discourse forums aren't communities. The design aesthetic doesn't support that. They're combative micro-reddits.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Help. Week evaporated. Need to desublimate week back to solid.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is there a kind of asteroid that would only take out genai billionaires? Asking for a planet.
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 17/09/2026
"LLMs are a product that destroys its supply chain." Nauseating evidence that the people stealing writers' work did so knowingly and with the intent to replace them
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not a fan of wojacks, but the beginner-mid-veteran meme: - script tags in an html file - complex tooling, scaffolding, compiling - script tags in an html file
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This NMS expedition is revealing how some of the sharp edges that have been filed down over the years were some of the most charming parts of the game. This game doesn't need more content and systems. It needs more cohesion, but weirder bits and pieces.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop. Putting vanilla. In your no-bakes. Just stop it.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I kinda miss Mythbusters. But I know if they brought it back, they'd pick hosts that are inexperienced know-nothing Personalities marked safe for capitalism. So I hope it never *does* come back.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Marcy Kaptur is a Nazi.
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 17/09/2026
it rules that we turned every smart tv and shitty router into a for-hire ddos bot. kessler syndrome for the fucking internet
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I opted for wholesome. Finally watching PHM. I love the score? It's like somebody made a science fiction movie in The Sims universe.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is the Regurgent/Implurgent/Detergent series any good? Always seemed kinda meh from the outside, but maybe tolerable meh is what I need right now.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm in a pissy mood (yes, because of the water heater). I either need something WITH TREMENDOUS VIOLENCE. Or something adventurous and wholesome. Maybe one of each.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember as far back as AC1 people calling their characters in MMOs "toons." Feel like I used to remember where that came from, but I've lost it since. Like I can speculate about a pre-gaming origin, but I want to know where it jumped in specifically for games. UO? EQ? Some MUD?
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