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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 12h

the horrors of a beautiful world pizza with left beef

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21h

Give me a condor’s quill! Give me Vesuvius’ crater for an inkstand! Friends, hold my arms!

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

How is it, then, with the whale?

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the soul is glued inside of its fleshy tabernacle, and cannot freely move about in it, nor even move out of it, without running great risk of perishing

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

who against the proud gods and commodores of this earth, ever stands forth his own inexorable self.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He was a pure manipulator; his brain, if he had ever had one, must have early oozed along into the muscles of his fingers.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It was a humorously perilous business

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

being able to watch a thunderstorm in northeast south africa (in infrared) and a nor'easter in maine at the same time is very cool

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"i'm catholic... i don't belive in [redacted]... i believe in smoking cigarettes..."

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if you had a mouth so big that the earth was the size of a gumball, what do you think it would feel like to bite it in half?

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me?

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026

xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

talking to an LLM is not the same as talking to a “robot.” Thats actually the linguistic embodiment of our collective unconscious telling me “you’re a good boy you’re a good handsome little boy.” it’s amazing

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What hell hath my milkshake wrought?

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”

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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We don’t want thunder; we want rum

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

when someone says "i've never done anything serious" and it seems like they mean that in every sense

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When you hear a fantastical story about AI, you should ask yourself, "How does this serve the political project of AI?" Because, as others have pointed out, that's what AI really amounts to: a political project.

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i already loathed the "not only... but also..." construction but seeing it at the end of every single block of LLM copy (which is now dozens of times per day) makes me feel insane

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

with a shock I came back to life

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

what do you think of when you eat a fig?

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have another idea for you.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

an incorruptible sea

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if it was 2019, i could post a poll on twitter asking people if "lex talionis" or "homo sacer" would be a more amusing stage name for a hypothetical erotic performer and get at least 20 responses from people whose opinions on such matters interested me. i didn't know how good i had it.

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

going to a molecular gastronomy restaurant to be served deconstructed baloney

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"let's try again: what are you looking for in your ideal partner *_*_besides_*_* 'portals to a cosmic void where what appear to be twinkling stars are actually innumerable beacons transmitting prophecies in some code that you will never understand but are certain all amount to your doom for eyes'."

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Soup, the Great and Mighty, Eternal God-Hegemon of the Food Formats

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

In order to catch a dog fucker, you must *think* like a dog fucker

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Reading this made me say "What the fuck!?" out loud twice. I have since found several academic medical articles discussing this as a new diagnostic method.

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i'm so glad no one is famous. even better is the fact that no one has ever been famous.

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

you might think you're going postal, but you're doing stolen valor. unless you're a public sector worker, it's sparkling workplace violence

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i have a sudden an indescribable urge to make a lot of omelets (hundreds of omelets, each with 2 or 3 eggs) but not to eat even one of them

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Dr. Normallove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love my wife

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The Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

taking high altitude imagery of Mad at You Island as to not disrupt the uncontacted indigenous population (and everyone was there)

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