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0:00 - this is dumb, who cares about growing giant vegetables 1:20 - if Secretariat doesn't win the Giant Zucchini Contest I'm gonna burn down America

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 1h

This is that brat tamer bullshit

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 4h

Me to coworkers before a mandatory department meeting

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think it’s the “please” that’s making me laugh the most

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nope, the harmonica is the worst part

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Lil buddy did such a good job being calm 🥹

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Swat ‘em like a kitty, Chiitan!

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I thought the gop was against this

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I keep getting this message I can just go home, right?

An error message for a program I need to do my job that reads “unable to start”

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

is an herbivore type boy like a sauropod? 4 hours sounds exhausting

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/10/2026

BOO!! 👻 Sorry, did I spook ya 😱 too bad cause it’s COCKTOBER 🍆💦🎃 it’s TIME ⏰ to HOP on that BIG, THICK, HARD BROOMSTICK 🧹😰 and RIDE all NIGHT LONG 🌙🍂 find a Skeleton 💀 and Tug ✊ his bones dry 💦😩 and SHAKE 🫨 them BIG WITCH 🧙🏼‍♀️TITTIES 🍈🍈 AND gimme that CANDY 🍭🍬. SEND THIS TO 10 FALL DADDYS 👹‼️

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The day Grandpa Joe finally got off his ass and did something useful. He was the real villain in all of this

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you ever read something so fucking stupid that it’s not worth a serious reply so all they get out of you is “suck my dick”

T Antony
@t-antony.bsky.social

Joined Nov '24

I am serious ladies; you must get organized and recreate the women's movement. Many men will join your efforts.
The kind of women's movement we had during the 20th century. That will not happen on social media.
Start pushing back; this changes.
11:21 AM • Sep 29, 2026

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m pretty burnt out on super hero movies, but I’d watch all of these

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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

* Strip them off all their titles (that Agüero bullshit moment never happened). * Deduct 30 points this season and for next four seasons (in whatever league they rot in). These cheating basta*ds don't belong in professional football. #MUFC

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes you gotta fuck a girl so hard she has to reconstruct her personality from first principles

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not only did I learn a new word today, I also learned about gurning competitions in England where people have their teeth removed to increase their odds of winning.

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t know if “notorious” is the right word

Pause to reveal your medieval creature

partridge
You're a notorious egg thief

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Godsdammit, Kai. We latest almost a week without that discourse over here

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bring the wing gauntlet Hot Ones style and interview the interviewer

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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jupiter PJ31_33 Crop, Exaggerated Color/Contrast - From Brian Swift (bswift.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2koNNT7

Image data collected by JunoCam instrument on Juno spacecraft from an altitude of 15429 km at 2020-12-30T22:04:17

Spherical projection at 45 pixels per degree.

Images (processed with Juno3D Mathematica/Blender pipeline available on Github.)

Size: 5.5 Megapixel (1345-by-4138 16-bit PNG, 21.8MB)

File: zP31_33crop.png
Raw Source File: JNCE_2020365_31C00033_V01-raw.png

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SwRI/MSSS/Brian Swift

Click download icon link (below and right of image) for access to full resolution.

More JunoCam images at: www.missionjuno.swri.edu/junocam/processing?perpage=72

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

might as well, what else is she gonna do? Parent?

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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Punxatawny Jill came out of her hole to talk shit about Democrats. Must be 45 days until an election.

Dr. Jill Stein
@DrJillStein
X.com
If you had high hopes for Democratic Party reform, you may want to reset your expectations.
PS. Stop drinking the cool aid.
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My job here is done.
But you didn't do anything.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/09/2026

please keep Kidwelly in your thoughts. there's nothing wrong with her, she's doing amazing. you'd just be better off thinking about her than the ongoing collapse of civilization

A handsome black and brown shepherd mix on a rocky beach with a sunset behind her.. she has amazing posture

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After work, do I: A. Go pick up my Adderall? Or B. Go take a nap and raw dog tomorrow?

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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If there's ass-eating country, send me a link.

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everyone else in the comments and reskeets has all of the rebuttals pretty well handled, so I gotta ask: if there’s vanilla country, does that mean there’s spicy country? What sort of kink or fetishes are y’all singing about with your banjos?

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I notice they failed to mention that the subscriptions offered to read the article were $1.00

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Jane Ball (living dead girl) @jane.inurhead.lol · 24/09/2026

i can’t ever stress this enough but this is why you do not, under any circumstances, share internal queer beef with cis people. They will turn it into a spectacle to mock us all. It will be used to justify their treatment of us and to keep us marginalized.

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why is it so difficult to find a good single tail Top? I wouldn’t let this man anywhere near my backside with those moves

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My morning clinic is canceled for some inspection and I’m gonna make that y’all’s problem 😘

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This also applies to my internet friends 😊

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wonder if I could get this gig as a side hustle 🤔 you gotta click for the full translation

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She didn’t ask for high fives, you’re supposed to clap. Keep up

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tired: "If corporations are people, why hasn't the state of Texas executed one?" Wired: "If corporations are people, why can't I put one on a leash and force it to kneel?"

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have to see my psychiatrist in a little bit to get my ocd and adhd meds refilled. Do I tell her I got in a car accident and broke up with my boyfriend this weekend? I should probably just smile and say everything’s still good since the last time I saw her

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is just me trying to walk around on a regular day, without a fancy birthday present hat

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is actually how I ended up getting my labia corseted with 20g needles

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026

Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.

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kushghost @kushghost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

yep when they win (with begrudging left support) its a total victory for “moderate policies” when they lose it is evidence that they were too far left (even though they weren’t remotely left) and is evidence that they need to moderate and most likely run same people and policies again next time.

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Definitely worth clicking through to see what this is about

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I assumed this was gonna be referring to mattress stores. I now know that the right wing in the UK is mad about Turkish barber shops

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Midnight, baking cookies, cooking pasta for various dishes… Why tf is “hey, Mr. Jambo” stuck in my head?

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Someone’s wrist is gonna get sore

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